BY CHUNK
AND DIBS
True story based on Kevin S.
One day Kevin awakens from his usual slumber. Rolling out of bed to notice the darkness of his room, this was nothing unusual, but the red glow of his clock was replaced by nothing but still blankness. There must have been a power outage last night. He was feeling hungry and due to the lack of goods at home, decided to make his usual daily trek to the LIDL nearby. Exiting his flat and moving to the street, he was baffled as he looked around him. It should be the middle of the day, but the sky was eerily dark. He strode down the sidewalk as he normally always had. Enjoying the fresh air and getting a bit of exercise. As he walked he began to notice... there were no people around, nobody on the street, no traffic buzzing down the road. He was nearing the LIDL at this point when something caught his eye, a blur of something... pink!? Whatever it was moved swiftly. One moment he saw it, next it was gone. Strange... As Kevin stepped through the doors of the shop a foul stench hit his nose with a burning putrid sensation. Something must have gone bad with the power being out. No worries, he didn't need anything from the coolers anyway. Moving toward the back of the shop where his favorite snacks were. It almost seemed like the stench was worse. NO, it WAS definitely worse. He turned the corner of the aisle all the way in the back of the store and noticed a puddle of brown substance. He knew what it was, but why was it there? Following the brown trail with his eyes, Kevin looked up and suddenly realized where the disgusting brown liquid was coming from. He was stunned, frozen in place, his mind trying to make his feet work to run, but he just couldn't take his eyes off of the monster in front of him. It was a giant pink blob, there was no other way to describe it. It had no face, but there were holes, holes everywhere. This was the source of the excrement.
Post one think. Go missing. Classic