Despite parting ways, Makeinu and Myoko met again, this time, at the apartment complex.

 

Makeinu: Myoko!?

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

 

Myoko: (That kid.)

 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE…?

Sorry, I didn’t get your name.

 

Makeinu: It’s Makeinu.

 

Myoko: Makeinu?

 YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS LOSER?

HOW SAD!

 

Makeinu: WHAT'S SO FUNNY!

 

Myoko: You... don't get it?

THAT’S EVEN MORE PATHETIC!

 

Myoko just couldn’t stop laughing, for 2 minutes she laughed. When she finally stopped, Makeinu was already gone.

 

Myoko: Eh…?

MAKEINU!

WHERE ARE YOU!

 

Makeinu was halfway done with walking up the first set of stairs, when Myoko spotted him, and ran as fast as she could to reach him.

 

Myoko: Makeinu! Come back!

 

Makeinu: (Crazy bitch!)

    (Crazy bitch!)

    (I’m dealing with a crazy bitch!)

 

Makeinu ran as fast as he could, even on stairs. He reached Room 205, fastly unlocked his door, ran in, shut it, and locked it.

 

Myoko: OPEN UP MAKEINU!

 

Makeinu: NO!

    LEAVE ME ALONE!

    (All my homework, plus her!)

    (How am I going to enjoy this day at all!)

 

Myoko: PLEEEEEEEASE MAKEINU!

 

Makeinu: WHY!?

 

Myoko: MY BACK IS KILLING ME!

LET ME LAY ON ANYTHING!

 

Makeinu: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

 

Myoko: I’M NOT GOING TO CLIMB ANOTHER SET OF STAIRS!

PLEASE!

 

Makeinu: …

 

Myoko: PLEEEEEEEASE!

 

Makeinu: (Damn this bitch!)

 

Makeinu unlocked and opened the door, Myoko rushed right past him, and took his bed all for herself when she found his room.

 

Myoko: Ahhhhh~, how relaxing.

Makeinu?

 

Makeinu: What?

 

Myoko: You don’t mind if I take my shirt off right?

 

Makeinu: I ABSOLUTELY MIND!

    DON’T TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!

    (What’s with this girl?)

    (Treating my house like it’s her property.)

 

Myoko: Really?

Every boy loves these big “chestnuts” of mine.

Are you gay? Makeinu?

 

Makeinu: Can you shut up.

    I’m trying to complete this pile of shit my teacher gave me.

 

Tawagotonono: Go for the titties Makeinu.

 

Makeinu: How many times do I have to tell you this,

    I’m an ass guy.

 

Myoko: You didn’t tell me th-

 

Makeinu: I wasn’t talking to you.

 

Myoko: (Who the hell is he talking to then?)

 

Tawagotonono: Tits are just an ass on a chest.

 

Makeinu: That's the problem!

 

Myoko: I don’t think that’s how you talk to a voice in your head.

Or,

CAN YOU SEE GHOSTS!?

 

Makeinu: No.

    In fact,

    It’s a shitbrain that loves to bother me.

    He’s a cu-

 

Tawagotonono: Shut up.

            I’ll kill you if you don’t.

 

Makeinu: NO!

    Go on!

    Show yourself Tawagotonono!

 

Myoko: You mean his name is shitbrain!?

HOW SAD!

 

Myoko, again, couldn’t stop laughing. After laughing for one minute, Tawagotonono slapped Myoko, revealing himself to her.

 

Myoko: That’s what… you look like?

WHAT AN IDIOT!

YELLOW SMILEY FACE BALL!

 

Tawagotonono: (Makeinu was right, she is a bitch.)

 

Myoko: Give me a black marker Makeinu.

 

Makeinu: Drawing on his face won’t work.

 

Myoko: Lemme see.

Just give me the marker.

 

Makeinu: Ok then.

 

Myoko: Huh?

LET ME DRAW ON YOUR FACE!

 

Tawagotonono: No.

 

Myoko: WHY NOT!

 

Myoko kept punching Tawagotonono, to no avail.

 

Myoko: LET ME DRAW ON Y-

 

Makeinu: SHUT UP EVERYONE!

    GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM MYOKO!

 

Myoko: Fiiiiiiiiine.

 

Myoko left Makeinu’s room, where he finally felt at peace, except with one thing…

 

Makeinu: HEY!

    CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR MYOKO!

 

Myoko: Close it yourself!

 

Makeinu: (Damn this bitch!)

 

Half an hour had passed, and Makeinu finished only a fourth of his work.

 

Makeinu: I won’t even finish this by the end of the day.

    Tomorrow, instead of handing the papers to Furukawa-sensei, and smack her with them.

    How does Furiyama and his class only get a single paper?

    THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!

 

Tawagotonono: Calm down Makeinu,

            It’s not that much homework.

 

Makeinu: I’m gonna seriously kill you Tawa.

 

Myoko: MAKEINU!

PLEASE OPEN!

 

Makeinu: (Jesus…)

 

Myoko: MAKEINU!

I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!

OPEN UP PLEASE!

 

Makeinu: What do you want now?

Myoko: It’s a surprise!

 

Makeinu: (Maybe she went to the store, and got me some cookies.)

    It’s unlocked.

 

Myoko: Look Look!

I got evicted!

I get to move in with you now!

 

Makeinu: WHAT!?

    NO!

    YOU’RE NOT MOVING IN HERE!

 

Myoko: But…

I’ll be homeless if I don’t move in with you!

 

Makeinu: No!

    I can’t pay for myself and one other person!

    I have to use my parent’s inheritance money wisely!

 

Myoko: PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!

MAKEINU!

I NEED TO LIVE SOMEWHERE!

 

Makeinu: Well you better find the “Shelter for Girls with Big Breasts and Reddish Brown Hair”,

    Cuz you’re not moving in here!

 

Myoko: PLEASE!

I’LL DO ANYTHING!

 

Makeinu: Anything?

 

Myoko: YES!

ANYTHING!

LET ME LIVE WITH YOU!

 

Makeinu took the perfect opportunity with her request.

 

Myoko: You want me to finish your homework… with a clown costume on?

 

Makeinu: You want to live here?

 

Myoko: Yes, I’ll do it!

(I was expecting… something else.)

 

Makeinu: BAHAHAH!

    YOU LOOK LIKE AN ABSOLUTE FOOL!

    Look here Myoko!

    Say Cheese!

 

This was humiliation at its finest. Myoko felt like bursting into tears, but didn’t want to ruin the clown makeup.

 

Makeinu: That was gold!

    Furiyama will burst into tears of laughter seeing that.

 

But Myoko was completing the homework fast, way faster than Makeinu expected, until she finished.

 

Myoko: I did your work.

NOW PLEASE LET ME STAY!

 

Makeinu: You missed a pap-

 

Myoko: FORGET THAT PAPER!

LET ME STAY!

 

Makeinu: Damn, damn, fine.

    (My life’s gonna go into shambles with this bitch around.)

    Well, I’m gonna go and cook dinner.

    Call me if you need anything.

 

Myoko: Ok!

 

Makeinu poured his heart into this meal, of course, with Tawagotonono making fun of how bad the food looked.

 

Makeinu: Here’s your dinner, Myoko.

 

Myoko: Thanks.

What... is this?

 

Makeinu: Pasta, I wanted to make a simp-

 

Myoko: HOW DO YOU FUCK UP MAKING A PASTA!?

THIS LOOKS AWFUL!

 

Makeinu: HEY!

    IT TASTES GOOD!

    JUST EAT IT!

 

Myoko: NO!

I WANNA KNOW YOU YOU MESS UP MAKING PASTA!

 

Makeinu: It’s Tawagotonono’s fault!

    He makes all my food look awful!

 

Myoko: GRRRRR

 BASTARD CLOWN!

I’LL KILL YOU!

I’LL POP YOUR DUMB BALLOO-

 

Makeinu: STOP!

    Just eat the food Myoko!

 

Myoko looked at the pasta with pure disgust. And then ate it.

 

Makeinu: Is it good Myoko?

 

Myoko finally gulped it in.

 

Myoko: It’s…

AMAZING!

It may look like red canned dog food with worms,

But it tastes amazing!

 

Makeinu: You see!

    It’s not that bad!

 

Myoko: Makeinu,

Can I sleep naked?

 

Makeinu: HELL NO!

    Are you out of your mind?

 

Myoko: Pajamas are too warm,

I want it to be cold and warm when I sleep.

 

Makeinu: (I really should have left her in the streets.)

    I’ll get you pajamas.

 

Myoko: But I didn’t wan-

 

Makeinu: Short ones.

    (I’m disgusted I had to say that.)

 

Makeinu rushed to his nearest clothing store, about 15 minutes away by running. He ran into the store, and had 10 minutes before it closed.

 

Makeinu: I’m so... damn... tired

    (Running sucks so much)

 

Tawagotonono: What’s the point of getting a girl you hate clothes?

  Unless…

  You love Myoko!

  You want to be her boyfriend just to cuddle with her breasts!

 

Makeinu: (I wish I could just yell at the top of my lungs for Tawa to shut up.)

    (Try to hold it in.)

    (I’m in a public space.)

 

Makeinu went through aisle and aisle just to find a good pajama for Myoko. He settled on a crop top and pajama shorts. Now Makeinu had to build up balls to pay for them.

 

Store Cashier: Hello.

 

Makeinu: Hello.

 

Store Cashier: A crop top and pajama shorts.

Is that all?

 

Makeinu: Yes

    (God, what am I doing?)

 

Store Cashier: Are they for you?

 

Makeinu: (What kind of question is that?)

    Oh, no.

    It’s for my girlfriend, she likes to wear extremely slutty pajamas, and her old pair got lost, so I’m buying her a new pair.

 

The Store Cashier looked at Makienu, in disgust.

 

Store Cashier: 2400 Yen.

 

Makeinu: Here you go.

 

Store Cashier: Thank you.

Have a good rest of your night.

 

Makeinu: You too.

    (Finally out of that store.)

    (I hate having to shop for girl’s clothes.)

 

Tawagotonono: Oo-

 

Makeinu: Don’t say shit Tawa.

    I’m so damn tired of you.

    Going to buy clothes for a girl doesn’t mean you “love her”.

    I’m going because she’s a lazy bitch,

    And I don’t want her to sleep naked.

 

Makeinu ran back home, the fastest he could, just to make sure Myoko wasn’t doing anything.

 

???: Beep boop?

        Oh hail the lord of fire!

        Mr. Trash C-

 

Makeinu: I’m ho…me.

    FIRE!

    THERE’S A FIRE!

 

Makeinu grabbed the fire extinguisher, and set out the trash fire. Then smacked the robot with the extinguisher, in which, the robot flew across the room.

 

Makeinu: MYOKO!

    WHERE ARE YOU?

 

Myoko: You… just… hit me.

 

Makeinu: What happened to the robot?

 

Myoko: I… was… that… robot.

 

Makeinu: CUT THE BULLSHIT!

    WHERE’S THE REAL MYOKO!?

 

Myoko: I AM THE REAL MYOKO!

I’m a high schooler who got evicted from Room 305, and I looooooooove sleeping naked, you went to get me pajamas despite me not wanting to!

 

Makeinu: You… are the real Myoko.

    YOU’RE A DEAD BITCH THEN!

    YOU’RE BOTH A ROBOT AND A PYROMANIAC!?
    YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

    YOU’RE JUST GONNA CAUSE MORE TROUBLE FOR ME!

    AND PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!

    IN FACT,

    HERE’S YOUR SLUTTY PAJAMAS!

 

Myoko: Oooooooh!

I’ll wear it nicely just for you! ♡

 

Makeinu looked at her in disgust, and then in worry. After Makeinu got rid of the smoke smell, the thing he feared most came, having to sleep with Myoko.

 

Makeinu: (Here I am, sleeping in a small bed with a crazy bitch.)

    (I know something will go wrong.)

 

Myoko: Makeinu…

 

Makeinu: (Shit.)

    Huh?

 

Myoko: I’m sorry about the fire.

 

Makeinu: I can’t say I forgive you.

    Actually,

    What happened?

    If that happens in 40 minutes, I really gotta take you with me.

 

Tawagotonono: Heh.

             Like on a date?

 

Makeinu and Myoko: SHUT UP TAWA!

 

Myoko: I tried cooking the lobster in your fridge.

 

Makeinu: W-WHAT!?

    YOU BITCH!

    I SAVED UP TO BUY THAT LOBSTER!

    JUST FOR YOU TO DISPOSE IT IN A HOUSE FIRE!

 

Myoko: L-let g-g-go o-of my ne-ck.

I c-an b-bar-ely br-brea-the.

 

Makeinu: HOW DO YOU MESS UP COOKING A LOBSTER THAT BAD!?

 

Myoko: I had a little fun with the matches.

And then started a Trash Fire ritual.

The lobster was burnt.

 

Makeinu: YOU BITCH!

 

Myoko: I-I’m sorry!

 

Makeinu: But it wouldn’t matter anyway.

    If I made it look really appetizing,

    Tawagotonono would just make it taste awful.

 

Myoko: Makeinu?

Do you think I look sexy in my pajamas?

 

Makeinu: (Jesus Christ.)

    Not sexy, slutty.

 

Myoko: Thank you!

 

Makeinu: That’s not a compliment.

 

Myoko: Hahaha,

I said that as a joke.

 

Makeinu: Yeah.

    (God, this is uncomfortable.)

    (I want to leave this talk.)

 

Myoko: What’s your dream? Makeinu?

What do you want in life?

 

Makeinu: Uh,

    Well…

    I want to start a restaurant,

    And become a good cook again.

 

Myoko: You too?

 

Makeinu: Huh?

 

Myoko: You want to start a restaurant?

So do I!

All I have to learn to do is not burn the food.

But playing with fire is so fun!

 

Makeinu: It’s not.

    But anyway,

    I guess we could start a restaurant together.

    Since I’m the head of the school cooking club,

    Maybe I can find a way for the school to fund us for a restaurant.

 

Myoko: Really!

 

Makeinu: I… guess.

    But It’ll just be a simple small restaurant with an extra multipurpose room.

 

Myoko: And that room will be just for the both of us! ♡

 

Makeinu: (Jesus Christ.)

    (This bitch is fully crazy!)

 

Makeinu kept quiet whenever Myoko tried to speak to him, after Myoko tried to talk to him with no response, she fell asleep. Makeinu was at peace, and fell asleep.