Makeinu: Have you thought of anything?

 

Myoko: No.

Have you?

 

Makeinu: No.

 

Myoko: Well damn,

    Do we just spend the two days here bored out of our minds?

 

Makeinu: I guess.

    

Myoko: That sucks.

I’m just so interesting,

And nothing.

 

Makeinu: (If you’re so damn interesting,)

    (Then find something to do!)

 

Myoko: What if we do something to prank the neighbors?

 

Makeinu: Uh…

    I don’t know.

    (The neighbors are used to pranks from me.)

    (I’ve been known as Aoikami Nobozo,)

    (Or Blue-Haired Bozo.)

    (At least they don't call me Makeinu,)

    (But Nobozo is pretty bad too.)

    (Maybe we can prank the neighbors,)

    (What’s something crazy Myoko did?)

    Wait!

    You can turn into a robot right?

 

Myoko: Yeah.

 

Makeinu: Why not become a robot maid?

    And we make the neighbors try our food!

 

Myoko: We cook terribly.

 

Makeinu: I haven’t seen your cooking.

 

Myoko: Yes you have.

 

Makeinu: When?

 

Myoko: The lobster.

 

Makeinu: THAT’S THE BEST YOU CAN COOK!?

    (She really can’t cook!)

    MYOKO!

    STOP PLAYING WITH FIRE!

 

Myoko: But it’s so fun!

 

Makeinu: HOW IS IT FUN!?

 

Myoko: Fire is just so warm and addicti-

 

Makeinu: AND THAT ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE APARTMENT COMPLEX!

 

Myoko: It was an accident.

 

Makeinu: (There’s no saving this girl.)

    (Pure evil,)

    (That’s all I see.)

    (With her devil horns and trident.)

    Just please don’t burn the food.

 

Myoko: Well,

I guess I could try.

 

Makeinu: HOW DO YOU TRY!?

    Don’t burn the damn food!

    It’s that easy!

    How do you even burn it?

 

Myoko: I like roasting food like marshmallows.

 

Makeinu: ARE YOU STUPID!?

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

 

Myoko: I told you.

Playing with fire is fu-

 

Makeinu: NO IT’S NOT!

    (Complete pyromaniac!)

    Please tell me you at least know how to make a meal.

 

Myoko: I do-

 

Makeinu: Without burning it.

 

Myoko: I think I ca-

 

Makeinu: THINK!?
    DO IT BITCH!

    

Myoko: Ok!

I know I can do it!

 

Myoko went to the kitchen and started preparing what she had in mind, grilled chicken, with a side of rice and asparagus. Makeinu was in the corner with a fire extinguisher in his hand, watching Myoko very cautiously. In 30 minutes, the meal was ready. She had to get Makeinu’s approval.

 

Makeinu: What is this?

 

Myoko: The meal!

 

Makeinu: (She didn’t burn it.)

    (Thank god.)

 

Myoko: Try it!

 

Makeinu: (I know something is up with this,)

    (Something very fishy about it.)

 

Makeinu took his first bite, in his mind, praying he wouldn’t die.

 

Tawagotonono: Chew,

  Chew,

  Chew,

  Chew,

 

Makeinu didn’t say anything, but his face showed pure annoyance. 

    

Makeinu: It’s… not that bad.

 

Myoko: Really!?

 

Makeinu: The chicken,

    It’s really juicy.

    It makes it taste a whole lot better.

 

A chuckle came from Myoko, then…

 

Myoko: HAHAHAHAHA

 

Myoko laughed on and on.

 

Makeinu: What’s so funny?

    (She did something.)

 

Myoko: That juicy flavor…

Is my spit.

 

Makeinu: YOU BITCH!

    YOUR SPIT!?

 

Myoko: You think my spit tastes go-

CUAH!

 

Makeinu had thrown his plate directly into Myoko’s face, pushing herself back into the wall.

 

Makeinu: DON'T SPIT IN MY DAMN FOOD!

 

Myoko: What?

It’s just harmless fun.

 

Makeinu: HARMLESS!?

    I HAD YOUR SPIT IN MY MOUTH!

    FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY!

 

Tawagotonono: Heh heh heh,

  Heh,

  BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Makeinu: What’s so funny this time?

 

Tawagotonono: Arguments!

  You two are so cute together!

  Luckily I’ll be there to watch every moment between you tw-

 

Makeinu: SHUT UP!

    While the food is on your face Myoko,

    You might as well eat it.

 

Myoko: Ok!

 

Makeinu walked to his room, emotionless. He just laid in bed for 5 minutes, with his brain filled to the brim with thoughts wondering what just happened.

 

Myoko: Hey.

 

Makeinu: Please just go.

    Bug someone else.

 

Myoko: Can I please lay here?

 

Makeinu: I just want to be alone Myok-

 

Myoko: Please!

I want to ask you about something.

 

Makienu: (I don’t care anymore.)

    (As long as it doesn’t bother me.)

    Fiiiiiiiiiiine.

 

Myoko: Thanks!

 Ahhhhh~

Such a comfy bed.

 

Makeinu: The question?

 

Myoko: Oh yeah!

What was the idea of the robot maid?

 

Makeinu: That idea.

    I don’t feel like it.

    The neighbors will practically do anything to kick me out.

 

Myoko: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

THAT WAS THE ONLY FUN I COULD HAVE!

 

Makeinu: You want a home right?

 

Myoko: Please!

Thinking about it now,

Suspension is boring!

 

Makeinu: Fine.

    (I’m surprised the neighbors haven’t reported me yet.)

    (Maybe they have,)

    (But the landlord didn't care.)

    Myoko?

 

Myoko: Yeah?

 

Makeinu: Are you a robot?

 

Myoko: What?

No!

I’m fully human.

 

Makeinu: Then how can you transform into a robot?

 

Myoko: This sounds bullshit,

But I’m telling you the truth.

 

Makeinu: At this point,

    I can’t tell if you’re lying or not.

 

Myoko: I can shapeshift into a robot.

 

Makeinu: What…?

 

Myoko: I can change my appearance to a robot,

But that’s all.

 

Makeinu: What’s the point of that?

 

Myoko: No idea.

It just makes me a bald, shiny white piece of armor.

 

Makeinu: (Guess we’re all useless in some way.)

    Can you turn into a robot real quick?

 

Myoko: Sure.

 

Makeinu: (This’ll be hillari-)

    (What the-)

    WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES!?

 

Myoko: What’s the point of a robot having clothes?

 

Makeinu: Could you not take them off while you’re a robot?

 

Myoko: I don’t have that good of a grip,

I have to take them off before.

 

Makeinu: Damn,

    Fine.

 

Makeinu left the room, tired of Myoko constantly taking off her clothes, even when she goes in the shower he gets mad.

 

Myoko: All done!

Makeinu: I’m not coming in!

 

Myoko: Why not!?

Makeinu: I know you’re not a robot yet!

    You still have that human voice.

 

Myoko: You’re such a pussy!

You can’t even look at a girl naked?

You wanna see the transformation or not?

 

Makeinu: Fiiiiiine.

    (I wonder,)

    (Why am I walking over?)

    (Do I want to see that transformation,)

    (Or am I just horny?)

 

Myoko: Now!

I shall transform!

Prepare for the Holy Incantation!

 

Makeinu: I think you should really cover u-

 

Myoko: Silence!
Every part of my body is natural!

My breasts,

My va-

 

Makeinu: I GET I-

 

Myoko: I shalt not be toldeth by the common folk to cover up!

 

Makeinu: (What?)

 

Myoko: O' crisp mine own sacr'd corse,

  Mine own visage,

  Mine own arms,

  Forks,

  Breasts,

  And vestibule!

 

Makeinu: (Is that Shakespearean English?)

    (I barely know any English!)

    (What the hell!?)

    (SHE’S FLOATING!)

    (HOW!?)

 

(Yamazaru Note: Despite Makeinu clearly speaking English in the text, in reality, he’s speaking Japanese, so is every character. @・ꈊ・@)

 

Myoko: I shalt unlocketh mine own ultimate f'rm,

  Robot!

 

Makeinu could not believe what he saw, Myoko’s whole body turned into a glowing white, and the next second, a robot. Myoko fell onto the ground and landed on her head.

 

Myoko (Robot): Ouch.

 

Makeinu: What… the…

    FU-

 

Myoko (Robot): What’s the problem?

 

Makeinu: Y-YOU WERE F-FLOATING!

    YOUR WHOLE BODY TURNED WHITE!

 

Myoko (Robot): That’s just part of the process Makeinu.

 

Makeinu got on his knees, his jaw dropped, and stayed still in pure shock. Myoko walked out of the room.

 

Makeinu: (She’s not human!)

    (In all the anime I’ve seen,)

    (Anyone who can do that isn’t human!)

    Myoko!

    Come back!

 

Myoko (Robot): Behind you.

 

Makeinu: GAH!

    (What the hell!?)

 

Myoko (Robot): You needed something?

Oh the robot maid-

 

Makeinu: Give me a black marker.

 

Myoko (Robot): Eh?

Why?

 

Makeinu: Trust me, it’ll be great.

 

Myoko (Robot): Ok…

Here.

 

Makeinu: Thank you.

    *Up here.*

    *And going down*

    *Start the triang-

 

Myoko (Robot): Why are you drawing on my head?

 

Makeinu: You’ll see.

    *And…*

    *Finished*

    Now repeat after me.

 

Myoko (Robot): (What the hell is he making me do?)

 

Makeinu: Hi! I’m Aang!

 

Myoko (Robot): Hi… I’m Aang.

 

Makeinu: And I’m the Avatar!

 

Myoko (Robot): And I’m… the Avatar.

             I don’t get it.

 

Makeinu: You haven’t seen Avatar?

 

Myoko (Robot): No.

 

Makeinu: You must have heard of it.

    It was huge in America!

 

Myoko (Robot): Haven’t heard of it.

 

Makeinu: Man,

    I can never talk to anyone about it!

 

(Yamazaru Note: Avatar really isn’t that big in Japan. @・ꈊ・@)

 

Myoko (Robot): You wanted to do the Maid Robot thing right?

 

Makeinu: Yes,

    Luckily I have this maid costume in my closet.

 

Myoko (Robot): Why do you have a maid cos-

 

Makeinu: Don’t ask questions,

    Just put it on.

 

Myoko (Robot): (Does he put this on to get boys attention or something.)

  (Maybe he really is gay!)

    (Who wouldn’t want to kiss me?)

  (Or see me naked?)

  Ok.

  It’s on.

 

Makeinu: Perfect!

    Now all I need to do is give the neighbors my food!

    Tawa,

    Will you be my partner in crime for this?

 

Tawagotonono: Huh?

  Finally!

  Anything to make more humans suffer!

 

Makeinu: I need you to make the best looking steak,

    But make it taste like absolute shit.

 

Tawagotonono: I never thought this day would come…

  THANK YOU MAKEINU!

  I WILL MAKE YOUR NEIGHBORS SUFFER JUST FOR YOU!

 

Makeinu: Great!

 

Makeinu headed over to the kitchen and prepared the steak with full confidence, knowing he was about to ruin the neighbors' day. After 30 minutes of preparing, he had finished. The steak looked so good, even Makeinu wanted to eat it.

 

Makeinu: Room 202,

    Here Myoko,

    Hold the steak.

    Ah ah ah,

    But don’t eat it,

    It tastes awful.

 

Myoko (Robot): I can’t eat it,

  Robots don’t eat.

  (I know it tastes awful,)

  (But damn does it look good!)

 

Makeinu: Now all I have to do is knock.

 

Makeinu knocked the door, and even tried to see if anyone was inside, footsteps were coming.

 

???: Who is it?

         Oh,

         Nobozo.

 

Makeinu: FUKUE!

    I’M SORRY FOR PRANKING YOU ALL THE TIME!

    PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

 

Fukue: Ok.

It didn’t bother me all tha-

 

Makeinu: IN RETURN,

    I MADE YOU THIS STEAK!

    COME OUT MYOKO!

 

Myoko (Robot): Beep boop?

Fukue: (WHAT THE HELL!?)

(A ROBOT!)

(Ohhh,)

(This must be another one of Nobozo’s pranks.)

 

Myoko (Robot): Steak,

  For Fukue.

  Species: Human.

  Gender: Female.

  Bust: 62 Ce-

 

Fukue: WHAT THE HELL!?

 

Makeinu: Wait,

    WHERE’S THE DAMN STEAK, MYOKO?

 

Myoko (Robot): My bad.

  Here,

  Steak.

 

Fukue: Ahh…

(Am I in a dream?)

(THAT'S THE BEST STEAK I’VE EVER SEEN!)

 

Makeinu: You like what you see Fuku-

    (GAH!)

    (SHE’S EATING IT!)

 

Fukue: T-tains fo de th-s-take!

Bye!

 

Fukue shut the door in front of Makeinu.

 

Makeinu: Shit!

    RUN MYOKO!

    BEFORE SHE GETS TO OUR APARTMENT!

 

Myoko (Robot): But wh-

 

Makeinu: DON’T ASK QUESTIONS,

    RUN!

 

Both of them ran as fast as they could to Room 205, with only Makeinu fearing for his life. Once they got there, Makeinu hid in his room, Myoko went to the kitchen. 

 

Makeinu: (I’m safe here at least.)

    (If Myoko dies,)

    (That’s her problem.)

 

Fukue: OPEN UP NOBOZO!

YOU’RE A DEAD FUCKER!

 

Makeinu: (SHIT!)

 

Fukue: I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!

 

Makeinu: *MYOKO!*

    *NO!*

    * DON’T OPEN THE DO-*

    (I’m dead.)

 

Myoko (Robot): Beep boop?

  Nobozo is not h-

 

Fukue smashed the side of Myoko’s head, making Myoko fall against the wall.

 

Fukue: HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME A STEAK THAT TASTES THAT BAD!

EXPLAIN!

 

Makeinu: (Shit!)

 

Fukue: YOU DECEIVED ME!

(I bet he’s in that room!)

COME OUT NOBOZO!

 

Makeinu: AHHH!

    Hey F-Fukue…

    Y-you know,

    Y-you don’t look a d-day over 24.

 

Fukue: I’M 23 YOU BASTARD!

ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD!

 

Fukue punched Makeinu across the face several times, a beatdown at this point.

 

Makeinu: OWWWWW!

    I-I’M NOT!

 

Fukue: NEVER-

 

Makeinu: OWWWW!

 

Fukue: MAKE ME-

 

Makeinu: AHHHHHH!

 

Fukue: FOOD-

Makeinu: GAHHHHH!

 

Fukue: AGAIN!

 

Makeinu: GYAAAAAAAAH!

    MY NUTS!

 

Fukue: GOODBYE!

 

Fukue shut the door and left. Both Makeinu and Myoko were laying on the floor, beaten.

 

Makeinu: (My… nuts.)

    (Shattered!)

    (Come death…)

    (Take me.)

 

Myoko: Ma-keinu!

Help me!

 

Makeinu: *Can’t.*

Myoko: Makeinu!

 

Makeinu: (She turned human again.)

    (I’m not looking at her.)

    (I don’t even have the power to stand up.)

 

Makeinu laid there, so tired and beat that he slept for 2 hours. Myoko got up, and waited for Makeinu to wake up. At least she was wearing her slutty pajamas instead of nothing.

 

Myoko: Hey,

You’re finally awake.

 

Makeinu: Huh?

 

Myoko: You took a long nap.

 

Makeinu: Yeah,

    I know.

    Can you help me get up?

 

Myoko: No.

 

Makeinu: C’mon.

 

Myoko: What are you, 4?

You need mommy to get you out of bed?

 

Makeinu: AH,

    SHUT UP!

 

Myoko: Hehe.

 

Makeinu: You know what time it is?

    It felt like such a long day.

 

Myoko: Let’s see.

12:30 PM.

 

Makeinu: 12:30!

    YOU MEAN WE GOT SUSPENDED LIKE,

    4 HOURS AGO!?

 

Myoko: About.

 

Makeinu: Man!

    What are we gonna do for the rest of the day?

 

Myoko: Well…

 

Makeinu: (Please don’t say shit.)

 

Myoko: Let’s watch a movie together!

 

Makeinu: (That can mean a lot of things.)

 

Myoko: I found a box full of DVDs.

Why are they all anime?

Are you an Otaku?

 

Makeinu: Uh…

    Yeah.

 

Myoko: Loser.

 

Makeinu: HEY!

 

Myoko: Hehe,

Just kidding.

I’m an otaku too.

 

Makeinu: (That really doesn’t surprise me.)

 

Myoko: Lets see what you got…

Akira,

Grave of the Fireflies,

Ghost in the Shell,

You got anything that isn’t old?

 

Makeinu: It doesn’t matter if they’re old!

    They’re good movies!

 

Myoko: You have the whole Ouran series,

Ooh!

You have Serial Experiments Lain?

 

Makeinu: Yeah,

    My cousin gave it to me.

 

Myoko: And what are these?

They all say Rx on the-

 

Makeinu: Let’s just hide those.

 

Myoko: I know.

You’re a big pervert!

 

Makeinu: No!

    I just somehow own these.

    It was Tawa!

    He gave me these inappropriate DVDs!

 

Tawagotonono: You bribed a college student to get you one of these.

  About 5 days ago.

 

Makeinu: Ta-wa…

 

Myoko: BAHAHAHAHA!

 

Makeinu: Laugh it up.

 

Myoko: Lets just watch Akira or something.

I’ve seen it like 16 times already,

Why not this be my 17th.

 

Makeinu: This’ll be my 33rd time then.

 

Myoko and Makeinu spent the rest of the day until they fell asleep watching movies from the DVD box, even the Rx stuff.