[Arc 1] Chapter 1 – Heads up
From Dumb Loli Goat to Demon Lord by Fritzer
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*Cute goat noises*

“Maaah!”

*Dumb noises after cute goat trips on a pebble and falls from a cliff.*

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[Memories of a previous life have come back to you]

Fuck!

That hurt really bad.

My horns were numb.

Huh

Wait… How did I even fall from the shallow hill above? I never thought of myself to be that dumb. Let alone be dumb enough to plunge headfirst into the ground.

I touched my horns and my body yelled on its own;

“Maaah!”

What the fuck? I touched my horns… horns!?

I touched the horns that I never thought I had, and another “Maaah” came out.

No, this is not possible. I was a human not that long ago. But how long ago was that long ago?

Flashes of my life raced through my mind.

Yes.. I was human. Once…

But who was I? No… that is a stupid question. I could still remember my boring life as a goat. If “remember” could even be used as a word to describe the memories of a life in which I was never self-aware.

Before recovering the memories of my human life - I as a humanoid looking goat - never had a single thought in my mind.

But why was I a goat? My most recent memory was that of me at home, taking a shit on the restroom, when suddenly two communists barged in through the door.

Well, whatever, I had more pressing issues. Such as finding out why I have two big bouncers in my chest!

“Maaah!”

“Why was this body that of a girl!?”

“Maaah!”

I kept yelling to myself for a while until I calmed down. Once my mind was in order, I yelled a bunch of commands until suddenly the system appeared.

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———-Core————

[Dominant Class: None] [Subclass #1: None] [Subclass #2: None]

[Race: Half-Demon Half-Goat]

[Gender: Female] [Height: 5'0]

[Power Level: 3]

[World Rank: #425331]

–—-Progression——

None

———Skills————

[Demon Lord’s Blessing: When performing evil actions, you get extra EXP]

[Hardened Skull: Congratulations, ramming your head against things has given you brain damage and a skull hard as steel.] [INT -3] [Blunt attacks to your head are only 20% effective.]

[Goat Strike: Your kicks do 200% Damage. Head ramming does 500% damage + 20.]

———Extra————

Languages: [Goat-Speak: The language of Maah!] [Common: Most humans will understand you.]

Inventory Slots: [3]

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Oh no, that was disgusting. If I was a half-demon, does that meant that my father fucked a goat?

Well, whatever. I refuse to sit idle and do nothing. After all, I rather do anything but just continue my life as a goat and eat grass and other crap.

But my curiosity was high. I plucked some grass from the floor below. Then, while making sure no one was watching me, I stuffed a handful into my mouth. It tasted like over-burnt salmon. Blah!

My life could not get any worse.

It suddenly rained.

“MAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Come join my discord server lol:

https://discord.gg/uzqGGBNQsn

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