In a random trash bin in some alley...

....

W-Where am I? 

I wiggle my arms around, trying to do something but failing to do so.

What the fuck is happening?

I flail around to see if there's anything I could make use of,  to determine where the fuck I am.  R-Right, my phone, I should call someone, most preferably 911.

I try to go for my phone, but realize it's not there. Where the hell is my phone and why are my hands s-

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!?"

That freaked me out, Why are my hands so small?! 

I do a pat down on my body from top to bottom, only to realize I wasn't wearing anything except for a piece of  cloth wrapped around me

Why the hell am I naked?! Did I turn into a baby? A goblin? Or am I dead?!

I ask myself as I try to lift my head and look at my body but to no avail.

These small baby hands are enough proof for now...

I have a lot of questions right now, but for now let's find a way to get out of here...

I try to grab the attention of random bypassers by screaming as loud as I can 

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

1 minute..

2 minutes...

Finally after 3 minutes of screaming somebody finally went up to me.

"What kind of maniac would leave a baby in the trash?!" said my guardian angel

Baby... Guess that confirms it huh, I got hit by a truck and turned into a baby in a trash bin? Or am I in a different world of some sorts?

I ask myself all the questions I had earlier, that I didn't answer because I was panicking.

"Let get you to someplace better, ok?" she said while smiling.

Baby or not, I don't care if this is another world, all I care about is that I'm out of the damn trash, I tell myself

Finally! I'm out of that hellhole! 

but...

Shouldn't you go to the police first? I ask myself

....

We arrive at a sketchy looking place, the lady takes me inside, going through what seemed to be some kind of advanced security system.

Ah fuck, I think to myself as I see the interior of the building we went to...

Dudes with hazmat suits

Small rooms with children behind what seemed to be a one way mirror

And a lot of people in lab coats carrying a bunch of syringes and medical equipment

Fuck, it's a lab isn't it? She's probably one of those mad scientists that take children and experiment on them.

Realizing what I've gotten myself into, I flail around to try to escape from her arms, but sadly my little baby arms aren't getting me nowhere...

Damn it, first I get hit by a truck (I think) next I'm suddenly in a trash bin as a baby, who is now about to face his impending doom?! 

What the fuck am I supposed to do?!