2 months before the current events.
In a dark storming and raining night, existed a huge dark castle with massive walls surrounded by forest and mountains, ruled by a demon lord and his army. About to strike humanity and wreck havoc upon the lands, he had prepared tons of catapults and cannons, charged with the power of science that came out of nowhere, made those monsters of weapons difficult to survive if you ever saw them.
The cannons and catapults loaded with massive boulders was prepared to be used for combat, while the entire demon lord army armed with spears and shields besides those catapults and canons moved forward away from the castle.
On top of the castle stood a tall figure that looked like a demon from some horror movie or something and he was shouting "nobody heard because there was no microphone and the army was too far away from him to hear him, so basically he was shouting for himself".
Demon lord Kattarim: Move my beautiful army, we shall take over this world and...
Suddenly a hero with light, a cool looking sword and bird wings on the back landed on the ground in super sonic speed, very quickly in a blinding light, quite far away from the marching army. He had massive fucking hair, like the damn girl from the tangled movie, insane shit! Freaking white robe, and no fucking shoes on his feet!
He said quickly!
Die demon army, you should not take over the world! in a badass way with intense battle music playing, like this!
boom shakahaka lalala la kaboom drums and drumsticks with some chanting and shit!
Hero quickly jumped towards the army with his shining sword at extreme speeds, nobody could see or hear him until it was too late.
Only thing you could see and hear on the battlefield was tons of blood and gore of demons, destroyed cannons/catapults and a very scary sound of death in the background.
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Hero sliced off the head of one of the members of the demon army!
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Hero stabbed himself in the dick to distract the enemy and then healed it while screaming in pain and then continued with the slaughter.
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Demon commander of the army: Demon lord kattarim we are losing men!
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Demon lord kattarim: I see that, fuck! I must head there right away to prevent more losses damn it!
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Demon lord kattarim quickly teleported to the hero and blocked his sword.
Demon lord kattarim: Hehe now you ain't that strong anymore when i joined this battlefield!
Hero Josef, the battle angel of god: You sure about that?
A legendary battle between the great hero and demon lord broke up while killing everything else by accident in the background, so the very scary death sound still continued apparently.
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Kattarim swinged his massive big black sword of darkness at the hero while destroying an entire mountain far away, crazy aoe!
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The hero Josef avoided the sword and casted a beaming spell of light towards kattarim, kattarim blocked the attack but everything else was destroyed around him killing even more demon people in the background
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Both of them exchanged heavy lightning quick sword blows with massive area damage around them killing everything at the speed of light!
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Demon lord kattarim: You will never defeat me hero!
Hero Josef the Battle angel of god: yes I will haaaa!
Finally! Demon lord kattarim decided to grab the long ass hair of Josef, because it is a clear weakness"why didn't he do that earlier?"
He pulled Josef towards him and stabbed him in the chest.
Josef gasped for air for a minute but then casted a massive spell of light far bigger than the last and successfully defeated the demon lord.
The fight ended with the corpse of the demon lord laying on the ground, but Josef was barely alive himself.
The hero picked up his sword from the ground that fell after the stabbing, barely clinging to life, he tried to heal himself but somehow nothing happened.
Hero Josef: hehehe I'm completely out of mana from that attack.
Currently the hero was safe, because there was no life left on the battleground, but there was still a castle with a couple of demons living inside, he must escape in his current state before reinforcements appear to finish him off.
So he did!
Suddenly a dark smoke aura from the sword of the demon lord emerged that decided to cover the light sword, hero Josef was holding.
Josef quickly dropped the sword.
Hero Josef: Shit! that hurt! I have no time to think about it, must escape!
He walked inside of the dark forest, but then he bled out and died, so basically a draw actually.
Oh shit the hero is dead! said some random figure with dark hood covering her face.
She stood hiding, on a tree branch to observe the whole battle.
She jumped down and picked up the dark sword that used to be a sword of light.
"very lucky that she wore gloves"
The hiding follower of the will of the ass: Oh man I need to recover this sword, nothing wrong can obviously happen. Lets bring it back to the church and write some newspaper so the public can know I guess...
The camera that recorded everything teleported to the future inside of the city where a guy with a black dress was sitting inside of a sex dungeon. Thankfully nobody besides him was inside of it, or things might have turned not so family friendly...
Felix reading newspaper: oh shit the demon lord was defeated, oh shit again hero bled out and died! Oh shit a 3rd time wtf is happening outside, the fuck is a troll doing inside of this city!
He quickly opened the doors and went outside.
