Tanya is kissing Smaug on the lips in the living room. Smaug is also wearing Megumin's hat.

Tohru and Kobayashi are watching from the dinning room.

Kobayashi:"They were so loud last night."

Tohru:"I would knock some sense into that dragon."

Tanya stops kissing Smaug and she boops him on the nose. Then a portal opens behind her.

Tanya:"Thanks for last night. I really needed it."

Smaug:"Hehe. Anytime."

Tanya goes through the portal and it closes.

Smaug smiles and stares where the portal was with a loves sick look.

Tohru groans and walks away.

Kobayashi:"I've always wonder, Smaug?"

Smaug looks to Kobayashi.

Smaug:"Yes?"

Kobayashi:"How many people have you had sex with?"

Smaug"Uh..hmm..."

Smaug starts to count in his head.

Smaug:"Well there is, Ilulu."

Smaug:"Tanya."

Smaug:"Lucoa."

Smaug:"Luna."

Smaug:"Darkness."

Smaug:"Merlin."

Smaug:"Wiz."

Smaug:"Eris."

Kobayashi:"Oh, my god! How many people have you slept with!"

Smaug:"Hey, I'm in high demand! And I'm still not done."

Kobayashi:"What?!"

Smaug:"A knight by the name of Mordred."

Smaug:"Artoria."

SMaug:"This is a weird one, a slime named Suu. It was really weird."

Smaug:"A Lamia named Miia."

Kobayashi's jaw is dropped.

Smaug:"We were both really drunk for this, so I'm not sure if it really happened. But, Elma."

Smaug:"Aqua. I did it so she would shut up."

Smaug:"There are many more woman. This is gonna sound weird but I did do two men. Before you say anything, I was super, super, super drunk for them."

Kobayashi:"Wait, what?"

Smaug:"Astolfo."

Smaug:"In my defense. I was drunk, he sounded, looked and acted like a female."

Kobayashi:"Who's the other."

Smaug:"Ryan Reynolds."

Kobayashi:"Wait, what? The Ryan Reynolds?"

Smaug nods.

Smaug:"Again. I was super drunk. And I was in female form. Does that make it gay if I was in female form."

Kobayashi:"I don't know."

Smaug:"If I can changes genders. Does this make me the ultimate trap?"

Kobayashi:"Maybe?"

Ilulu then comes home from work and she grabs the back of Smaug's shirt and drags him into the dragon room.

Ilulu:"You're mine now."

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01-22-2022

676 words

(I have no idea why I made this.)