Everyone is in class and Ains, Albedo, and Emilia are at the front of the class.
Ains:" For our upcoming field trip to the beach, I propose that we should all do something together as a class. Anyone who disagrees, please raise your hand."
Smaug:'A beach trip. Awesome.'
Some blood falls from his nose.
Smaug:'I can't wait to see Ilulu in a swimsuit. To bad Tanya ain't an adult.'
Dave hands Smaug a tissue and Smaug wipes his nose.
Ilulu then suddenly blushes and Tohru giggles with some drool falling from her mouth. Kobayashi pushes up her glasses. Dave blushes.
Dave:"Girls in swimsuits?" *His face glows red.*
Steam start to rise from Dave's head.
Kanna:*Throws her arms up.* "Beach!"
Ains:"Since no one seems to disagree..."
Aqua raises her hand.
Aqua:"I disagree."
Smaug starts to anime cry.
Smaug:'Nooooo, sexy swimsuits!'
Kazuma:"Why do you keep starting fights with him?"
Aqua stands up.
Aqua:"Why do I have to go along with a plan from an undead?"
Dave:"That's kinda mean."
Kanna:"Aqua is a meanie."
Emilia:"Th-The idea... was mine. Um... since we're all classmates now, and this is the first thing we're doing together... I don't know what a field trip is," *She smiles.* "but I want us all to be better friends."
Aqua:"Well, when you put it that way..."
Kazuma stares at Aqua.
Kazuma:"Jiiiiiiiiiii....."
Aqua:"Fine! Let's all do something together as a class! Fine!"
Smaug:"Woooo!"
Subaru stands up.
Subaru:"Okay, everybody, let's hear some ideas!"
Ram:"Nobody asked you to take the lead on this, Barusu."
Subaru:"I'm hoping it'll be an event that's sexy and romantic..."
Dave:'An event! That's Sexy!' *He start to blush.* 'And Romantic!'
Dave imagines Elma in a swimsuit.
Both Albedo and Dave have blood burst out of their noses and they fall to the ground.
Subaru:*Slightly panicked.* "They lost a ton of blood! Nurse! Nurse!"
Rem stands up and raises her hand.
Rem:"Yes, I'm a nurse. But... But the other two nurses have nosebleeds, too..."
Shalltear also has a nosebleed.
Dave is on the ground with swirls in his eyes and blood falling from his nose. His face is also glowing.
Subaru:"Our nurses are useless!"
Later.
Emilia wrote some activities on the board and she's finishing up the last one.
Emilia:"And 'fishing.'" *She turns to the class.* "Anybody have any other ideas?"
Megumin:"Explosion magic tournament!"
Darkness:"Test of endurance!"
Smaug:"Food eating contest."
Ains:"Okay, nobody has any other ides."
Darkness, Megumin and Smaug all gasp.
Emilia:"That's enough for us to do during the day, but..."
Ains:"Yes. We'll need something to do at night."
Albedo:"At night!"
Ilulu:"ooooh." *She looks to Smaug."
AIns:"Okay, that was a bad way to put it. Something we could all do at night."
Darkness:"Something we could all do at night!"
Darkness stands up and hugs herself while moaning.
Smaug covers Kanna's eyes.
Ains:"Okay, what's a not bad way to put it?
Later.
Puck flies up to the clock. It's 5 P.M.
Puck:"Lia, it's time to go home."
Emilia:"Yeah, it's quittin' time."
Subaru:"Nobody says 'quittin' time' anymore."
Beatrice:"You really need to shut up."
Ains:"Anybody have any good ideas?"
Kazuma raises his hand.
Aqua:"And then shockingly, Kazuma raised his hand!"
Kazuma:"Quiet you." *He looks to Ains.* "How about a test of courage?"
Emilia:"Test of courage?"
Kazuma:"Yeah. It's the perfect thing to do at night."
Smaug puts his finger on his chin.
Smaug:"Hmmm."
Subaru stands up.
Subaru:"No, no, no. Kazuma! Take a look at your classmates!"
Smaug smiles, showing his big, sharp teeth.
Subaru:"it's a test of courage just to be in the same room with them!"
Kazuma:"Well, that's true."
Subaru:"In a normal test of courage, the girl goes, 'Kyha! I'm so scared!' Don't worry, I'm here for you! 'Aww, you're the greatest! Kyah!' And then they jump you and you can feel their boobs... Their boobs!"
Smaug looks at Subaru with a disgusted face.
Smaug:"Never go near my daughter or my sister or my girls. Ever!"
Kobayashi:"A disgrace of a man."
Megumin:*To Subaru.* "Have you gone crazy? Or are you just an idiot!"
Subaru:"You're as brutal as Ram!"
Ram:"Barusu is an idiot. And he's crazy."
Subaru:*Sarcastic.* "And thanks for showing her how it's done!"
Albedo:"Let's do it!"
Subaru:"eh?"
Albedo:"A test of courage! I want to do it with Lord Ains!"
Ains:"Eh?"
Emilia:"Is everyone else okay with that?"
Everyone nods.
Emilia:"Test of courage it is, then!" *Looks to Ains.* "We'll ask Mr. Roswaal to help with the preparations."
Ains nods and then the bell rings.
Albedo:"That's it for home room today."
Everyone stands up.
Aqua:"Hey, let's go shopping!"
Megumin:"I have to fo to the intercom room."
Dave:"I need swim shorts."
Later
Smaug and Dave are walking through a clothes shop.
Smaug:"Why are we here?"
Dave:"Because we got teleported to a new world."
Smaug:"No, why are we here? At this shop?"
Dave:"I need swim shorts."
Dave stops at a wall and looks at some shorts.
Smaug:"Why don't you changes your scales into a swim shorts?"
Dave:"I...um.... can't do that."
Smaug:"Why not!"
Dave:"I don't know!"
Smaug groans.
Dave:"Ah ha."
Dave picks out a pair of green swim trunks.
Smaug:"Why green?"
Dave:"Because I like green."
Smaug picks out a pair of red shorts.
Smaug:"But, red is the best color."
Dave:"But I like green."
Smaug:"Fine."
Smaug puts the red shorts away.
Smaug:"How are you going to pay?"
Dave pulls out a small pink pouch.
Smaug:"What's that?"
Dave:"My allowance."
Smaug sweat drops.
Smaug:"You have an allowance? What are you 50 years old?"
Dave pouts.
Dave:"I'm only a few hundred years hunder than you!"
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I have a few question for you guys.
What is your favorite moment from season 1 of Dragon Maid's brother?
What's your favorite moment from season 2 of Dragon Maid's brother.
Then What's your favorite moment from the extra season of Dragon Maid's brother? (From "Christmas Time (Present Hunting) To "Smaug's Child (It Feels Good To Be King) Episodes.)
Who's your favorite Waifu out of these four.
1: ̶I̶l̶u̶l̶u̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ Smaug
2: ̶E̶l̶m̶a̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ Smaug
3: ̶L̶u̶c̶o̶a̶ ̶ ̶ Smaug
4: ̶T̶a̶n̶y̶a̶ ̶ ̶ Smaug
Who's the ̶B̶e̶s̶t̶ Worst Dragon
1: ̶I̶l̶u̶l̶u̶ ̶ Dave
2: ̶S̶m̶a̶u̶g̶ Dave
2:Dave
4: ̶E̶l̶m̶a̶ ̶ ̶ Dave
ˢᵐᵃᵘᵍ ʷᵃˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ
(Ignore him, He's grouchy.)
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01-24-2022
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