Everyone is in class.

Roswaal:"Fieeeld day is comiiing!"

Subaru raises his hand.

Subaru:"Mr Ros-chi, we just had a field trip. And now it's time for field day? This schedule is weird."

Roswaal:"Huh? You think?"

Kazuma:"This whole world's weird. What do you want?"

Subaru stands up.

Subaru:"Sure, but..."

Roswaal:"Now, now... Work together and win!"

Subaru:"Do we get something if we win?"

Roswaal:"Well.... Maybe you'll get to go home..."

Everyone gasps.

Roswaal:"Maaaaaybe!"

Smaug stands up and slams his hands on his desk.

Smaug:"How do we win?!"

Kobayashi:"We are the only class here."

Subaru:"Yeah, There's no other class to--"

Roswaal:"There is."

Smaug:"Eh?"

Roswaal:"There's a class right next door."

Subaru leaves the class.

Smaug:"What?"

Smaug then slides down and slumps into his chair.

Smaug:"This world is not fair."

Tohru:"Has this world ever been fair."

Kobayashi:"I don't remember a class next door."

Dave gains stars in his eyes.

Dave:"New friends."

Kanna throws her arms up.

Kanna:"Yaaaaay!"

The bell rings and the Dragon Maid group gets up and leaves.

Now their walking down the halls.

Smaug:"I'm hungry."

Kobayashi:"You're always hungry."

Smaug:"I'm a growing dragon!"

Suddenly they hear a voice down the hall.

Elma:"SMAUG!"

The group turns and sees Elma running at them, well running at Smaug with her staff raises up.

Smaug:"Oh, hey, it's Elma."

Elma reches Smaug and she slams her staff into his face.

Smaug hits the wall next to the group.

Elma:"I know you're the reason I'm stuck here!"

Lucoa walks up behind Elma.

Lucoa:"Oh, hey. It's nice to see you guys again."

Dave gets nervous.

Dave:"Hi, Elma." *He waves.*

Elma smiles when she sees Dave.

Elma:"Oh, Hi Dave. It's nice to see you again."

Dave gleams.

Dave:'She said it was nice to see me again. Today is the best day of my life'

 Smaug gets out of the wall and he has a bump on his head.

Smaug:"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"

Elma then goes over to Smaug.

Elma:"I know you're the reason I'm here!"

Smaug:"That's not true."

Ilulu:"Smaug."

Smaug:"Fine, I may or may not have pressed a button."

Elma then hits Smaug on the head with her staff again.

Smaug:"Stop, you female dog!"

Elma then gets confused.

Elma:"Female dog?"

Kobayashi:"Smaug's not allowed to swear in this world."

Lucoa:"Ohhhhh."

Smaug:"It fudging sucks!"

Suddenly someone wraps their arms from behind Smaug.

Merlin:"Ara Ara~"

Smaug's eyes widen and pupils shrink.

Smaug:"Oh no."

Merlin:"Smaug. What did you do this time?"

Smaug starts to sweat.

Smaug:"Um...I..."

Smaug then gets out of Merlin's grasp.

Smaug:"Nigerundayo!"

Smaug runs away.

Elma is seen patting Dave on the head and Dave is glowing red.

Later

Everyone is back in class. Albedo, Emilia and Ains are at the front of the class.

Ains:"So as you can see, it seems that if we want to go back to our worlds, we need to win at field day."

Kazuma raises his hand.

Kazuma:"I vote no."

Smaug:"What!"

Kazuma:"I'm pretty happy here. So we don't need to win."

Megumin:"Nobody but you could say that when everybody else wants to go home, Kazuma."

Aqua stands up.

Aqua:"Hey, Kazuma! You need to go back and defeat the Demon King!"

Kazuma slams his hands on his desk.

Kazuma:"There's no way I can defeat the Demon King, and it's nice and safe here in this world! So I don't want to work hard--"

Cocytus:"Impossible. When Lord Ains present, defeat cannot be allowed."

Kazuma:"Good point... I guess."

Tanya:"Correct. No one starts a war intending to lose. If we're going to do this, we should give it our full effort. Don't you all agree?"

Tanya's group stands up and salutes.

Tohru:"We're gonna win."

Smaug stands up.

Smaug:"As the strongest in class. We are gonna win!"

Dave appears behind Smaug with his arm up in the air. He's holding a flag with Smaug's name on it.

Dave:"Yeah!"

Kanna:"I'll win this like the sports festival."

Kobayashi:"I just want to go back home."

Ilulu:"Go, Smaugy!"

Kazuma:"Aww, fine. I'll work together with all of you to win the day!"

He stands up and slams his desk.

Kazuma:"Did you really think I'd say that?! Not a chance in hell! I'm too lazy! I'm not going to try at all!"

Kazuma starts to laugh.

Darkness:"Kazuma! That makes you a real scumbag, then!"

Kazuma turns to Darkness.

Kazuma:"Then I'm fine with being a scumbag."

Tanya:"Shut up."

Tanya stands up and glares at Kazuma.

Tanya:"I understand your point of view. If you're not willing to do your best of your own initiative, fine. Don't worry about a thing."

Tanya's group gets scared.

Tanya:"The 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion will put you through our special training course, and make you into a real soldier!"

Kazuma:"What?"

Tanya:"Captain Weiss."

Mathues stands up holding a shovel.

Mathues:"Yes, Major!"

The rest of Tanya's group stands up holding shovels.

Tanya:"Smaug!"

Smaug slams on a helmet and stands up with a shovel.

Smaug:"I'm ready!"

Kazuma:"What are those shovels for?"

Little Later

Kazuma Screams at the top of his lungs. 

Smaug is flying next to Tanya, firing fire spears at Kazuma.

Smaug:"HAHAHAHA, Take this! And this!"

Kazuma is running away from then, holding a shovel and avoiding the fire spears. 

Tanya:"Come on, cry! Scream! Your sobbing is entertaining the others!"

Smaug:"HAHA This is fun."

Tanya:"You should join the training and do this more." *She looks to Kazuma.* Oh? Oh? Looks like you've still got a lot of energy left. I thought you were lazy! He's starting to slow down. Should we hit him with a big one?"

Smaug:"Okay, I've got a good one."

Red magic appears in Smaug's hand then he fires it off to the ground.

Smaug:"Here!"

Big Red spears pop out of the ground around Kazuma and he avoids them, while screaming.

The view changes to Megumin. Then she holds her staff out.

Megumin:"I can't help myself!"

Kazuma:"Don't do it, Megumin!"

Megumin starts to gather mana around her staff.

Megumin:"Explosion!"

An explosion goes off behind Kazuma.

Kanna:"Oh!"

Kobayashi:"This seems a little excessive." 

Smaug crazy laughing can be heard.

Ilulu:"I think Smaug lost it."

Dave:"Smaug can get a little scary."

Tohru sighs.

Tohru:"I knew this would happen."

Another explosion goes off and Kazuma is sent flying.

Kazuma:"Stop talking and make her stop!"

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A friend of mine couldn't see this picture so I'm posting it again.,

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01-25-2022

1073 words