The class looks to the door and sees Naofumi. 

Naofumi:"Tch."

Naofumi shuts the door.

The class is silent for a few seconds.

Kazuma:"Who was that?"

Smaug:"I didn't see him. What did he look like?"

Tanya:"He left without saying a word."

Dave:*Sad* "I wanted to make a new friend."

Kobayashi:"I can kinda understand."

Subaru:"Well, that's what most people would do if they saw this class." *Subaru looks to Ains then to Smaug.*

Ains:"Why are you looking at me when you say that?"

Smaug:"Hey! I'm a hansom Dragon! People like me." *He wipes off some blood from his mouth.*

Ilulu:"You can say that again."

Subaru:"For exactly the reason you're thinking!"

Smaug burps up a chicken feather.

Subaru:*To Ains.* "You scared the crap out of me when I first say you." 

Subaru looks to Smaug.

Subaru:"And you're dragon form is scary."

Kazuma:"That was you being scared? The way you screamed 'What's going on here?' I thought you were aiming for laughs."

Tanya:"That's right. You showed up late and then distracted everybody with your noise."

Subaru:"Wait, why am I getting bashed here?"

Tohru:"Because your a scumbag."

Ains:"Well, it proves that compared to Subaru, the boy we just saw is a normal human being."

Subaru:"That's not helping!"

Emilia raises her hand.

Emilia:"Mr. Roswaal!"

Roswaal hums and Emilia stands up.

Emilia:"Is that the new transfer student?"

Roswaal:"No, I think he's transferring to Claaaaass One."

Kobayashi:"Class 1?"

Roswaal:"Yes. I think his name is Shieeeeld."

Dave:"Shield? What an interesting name."

Smaug:"You're a dragon yet your name is Dave."

Dave pouts.

Dave:"My mom liked it."

Roswaal:"Then who's transfer student for Class 2? It's not him, right?"

Subaru raises his hand.

Subaru:"I'm curious who it is. Sir, when is the transfer student coming?"

Illulu:"I would like to know, too."

Roswaal:"What are you talking about? Class 2's transfer student is already heeeeeere."

Students:"Where?"

Roswaal holds up Chomusuke.

Roswaal:"Here."

Smaug raises his hands up in excitement.

Smaug:"Kitty!"

Roswaal sets Chomusuke down.

Roswaal:"This is you new transfer student. Chomusuke."

Chomusuke meows. 

Ains:'No, keep control! Don't say a word!'

Tanya:'Even if we keep control, through, it's clear that they... they won't be able to!'

Smaug:'Kitty.'

Subaru raises his hand.

Subaru:"Come on now, Ros-chi! Um...What's his name?"

Megumin/Smaug:"Chomusuke."

Chomusuke meows.

Subaru:"If Chomusuke there is a student!"

Subaru holds up Puck.

Subaru:"Shouldn't Puck be a student, too?"

Puck meows.

Smaug:'Emergency food.'

Kobayashi:"I feel like I should be suprised, but with the things that happen with yu dragons, I'm not."

Tohru:"Most of the time it's Smaug's fault."

Smaug:"Hey! That's only 95% true. The other 5% is you!"

Dave:"I think this will be awesome. I've never met a cat before."

Kanna:"Kitty!"

Ilulu:"it's a little weird though."

Smaug:"It'll be fun to have Chomusuke here."

Roswaal:*Clasp his hands a couple times.* "Okay, that's enough. Now that we've introduced our transfer student, let's do a seating change."

Subaru looks to Ram.

Subaru:"Too bad, big sis."

Ram:"What's too bad?"

Subaru:"You won't be able to hide behind Cocytus and slack off in class."

Ram:"Regardless of where I am, when I'm slacking off, I slack off."

Smaug:"I like that. I respect that."

Rem:"That's amazing, sis!"

Subaru:"Yeah, it's amazing, but not in a good way!"

Roswaal:"Yes, the fact that I can't see some of the students is a problem. Mare, for instance."

Mare:"I'm just fine! I'm honored that I get to stare at the back of Lord Ains' head all day!"

Ilulu looks at Smaug.

Ilulu:"I get to stare at Smaug all the time."

Smaug  smiles with pride.

Smaug:"I'm amazing."

Tohru:"I get to stare at the side of Kobayashi all day."

Kobayashi gets a little creeped out.

Kobayashi:"Please don't do that."

Roswaal:"Focus, people! Let's figure out our new seats."

Chomusuke smiles.

Roswaal:"Of course we'll be doing..."

Students:"A drawing!"

Roswaal pulls out a box.

Roswaal:"Yup."

Later.

Everyone is in their new seats. Tohru is sitting behind rem. Smaug is sitting in front of Megumin and they both fist bump. Kanna, Ilulu and Kobayashi are sitting in the seats at the back right row. Dave is sitting behind Chomusuke.

Roswaal:"You'll be studying in these seats for a while."

Albedo stands up and raises her hand.

Albedo:"Sir, I request we change seats again."

Roswaal ignores her and keeps talking.

Roswaal:"Now, turn to page 142 and let's talk about dust explosions."

Megumin:*Whispers.* "Yes!"

Later.

Naofumi reaches the roof of the school and looks around. A explosion is heard off in the distance. 

Naofumi sighs. Then he hears screaming.

Smaug:"AHHHH!"

Smaug lands on the roof covered in black soot.

Smaug:"Darn it, Dave. To much mana applied to the spell."

Smug rubs his head and his tail taps him on the shoulder and he looks to it.

Smaug:"Huh?"

His tail points to Naofumi. Naofumi has an eyebrow raises.

Smaug:"Uh, Hi?"

Naofumi:'A Demi-human?'

Smaug stands up and wipes off his clothes.

Smaug:"Hello, it's nice to meet you, I'm Smaug."

Smaug puts his hand out and Naofumi looks to it then just turns around and walks back inside.

Smaug:"Hey, that's not nice."

Smaug follows Naofumi.

Smaug and Naofumi are now walking the halls of the school.

Smaug:"You must be the new transfer student."

Naofumi ignores Smaug.

Smaug rolls his eyes.

Smaug:'I already don't like this guy.'

Smaug clears his throat.

Smaug:"You could at least tell me you're name."

Naofumi:"Naofumi."

Smaug:"There we go. Now Naofumi what are you looking for?"

Naofumi:"My party."

Smaug:"Party?"

Smaug thinks about it for a second.

Smaug:"My class is at the baseball field maybe they've seen them."

Naofumi stops walking and Smaug almost bumps into him.

Naofumi:"Take me there."

Smaug:"Okay, follow me."

Later.

Smaug and Naofumi arrive at the baseball field and they see a baseball heading toward Filo and Raphtalia.

Naofumi:"Air Strike Shield!"

A green shield appears in front of the ball and the ball is fighting against the shield.

Smaug:"Wow."

Naofumi runs down the stairs.

Naofumi:"Second Shield!"

A second shield appears just as the first one breaks. Then the ball hits the second one and after a few seconds it breaks. The ball flies towards Filo and Raphtalia, but Naofumi appears between them and the ball and puts up his shield. The ball hits his shield and Naofumi yells and launches the ball away.

Smaug:"Wow!"

Raphtalia:"Naofumi!"

Filo:"Master!"

Naofumi looks to the two.

Naofumi:"Are you two safe?"

Raphtalia nods and smiles.

Raphtalia:"Yes!"

Filo:"Yeah!"

Naofumi walks over to the two and Smaug makes his way over to them.

Naofumi:"There are no other heroes in this world. And there's a rule here that you have to go to school."

Raphtalia:"Yes, that's what I was told."

Naofumi:"I'll be honest. That makes no sense. But... fortunately, we're all here together. Let's follow the rules here and see what happens."

Raphtalia:"Understood."

Filo smiles and raises her arms.

Filo:"Got it!"

Naofumi:"Let's go, Raphtalia, Filo!"

Raphtalia/Filo:"Right!"

Smaug reaches them.

Smaug:"Naofumi!"

Naofumi turns to Smaug.

Naofumi:"Thank you for bring me here."

Smaug:"No problem."

Smaug looks to Raphtalia and Filo. Filo glares at Smaug.

Smaug:"Who are these?"

Raphtalia:"I'm Raphtalia, Naofumi's sword."

Filo walks up to Smaug.

Smaug:"And who's th-"

Filo kicks Smaug in the crotch.

Smaug brings his hands this crouch and falls to his knees then face plants the ground.

Every Man in the school:"I feel a disturbance in the force."

Raphtalia:"Filo!"

Smaug:*In extreme pain.* "Looks like I'm not having a third kid."

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01-25-2022

1200 words