Announcer:"Once upon a time lived a beautiful girl named Cinderella."

The stage lights up to Ram laying on a couch.

Announcer:"But she was abused every day by her wicked stepmother and stepsisters."

Demiurge and Darkness walk on stage. Both wearing dresses.

Demiurge:"Cinderella, clean our room."

Darkness:"Thar's right! Then you need to scrub the floors."

Ram:"I don't want to. Crawl on the floor and scrub it yourself."

Darkness gasps and blushes.

Darkness:"You want me to crawl on the floor?" *She puts her hands on her face.* "I think I'm up for it."

Demiurge:"Sister, don't be ridiculous."

Darkness:"You don't understand, I just..."

Ram:"Good. This works out well for everyone, then."

Demiurge:"Cinderella, how can you treat your sister that way?"

Ram sits up and gets off the couch.

Ram:"Poor Cinderella is being abused! The poor things."

Ram walks over to the bucket and picks it up.

Ram:"Poor Cinderella picks up the bucket and goes to leave the room."

Ram then trips and the bucket falls on Darkness' head and she gets covered in water.

Ram:"But she ends up tripping and dropping it."

Darkness Blushes and hugs herself.

Darkness:"Oh no! Water fortune!" *She falls to her knees.* "Cinderella, this is wonderful... I mean... horrific!"

Ram:"I'm sorry, sister." *She holds up a mop.* "I'll use this to wipe you clean."

Darkness:"I get the mop?"

The view changes to Kobayashi and she's has a confused face.

Kobayashi:"This is different than the Cinderella I know."

Smaug's soft snores can be heard.

Tohru:"This isn't how it's supposed to go?"

Kobayashi:"No."

Kanna is poking Smaug's cheeks.

Ram is now mopping Darkness.

The view changes to outside, where we see Puck, Emilia, Abeldo, Visha, Violet and Aqua standing in front of the destroyer.

The destroyer lunges at them.

Albedo:"I have the feeling Shalltear is talking smack about me somewhere!"

Albedo stops the destroyer.

Aqua:"Wow!"

The view changes back inside.

Shalltear:"We'll be on our way, Cinderella!"

Ram is eating and laying on the couch.

Ram:"I'm so jealous. How come I don't get to go?"

Darkness:"Damn it! I bet you're jealous!"

Demiurge:"Sister, don't swear in the school play."

Shalltear:"So, where are we going again?"

Ilulu:"This is a weird play."

Tohru:"I know."

Kobayashi:"I hope this ends soon."

Dave:"I like it."

The view changes back outside and the destroyer tires to stomp on Albedo but she stops it. Violet looks to Tanya.

Violet:"I'm going to release the dragon."

Visha:*Nods.* "We'll stall."

Violet heads back inside and Visha flies up and readys her gun. She shoots at the destroyer and the bullet bounces off.

Visha:"Hang in there, Albedo!"

The camera changes to the Dragon Maid group.

Kobayashi:"I'm not liking this, It's way to different from the original."

Dave:"I've never seen the original."

Suddenly Violet comes over to then and picks up Smaug and leaves.

Everyone stares at Smaug's now empty seat.

Ilulu:"That was weird."

Tohru:"What is she doing with Smaug?"

Kanna:"Lord Smaug is always getting into trouble."

Megumin:"Yes! For a genius wizard like me,"

Everyone looks back to the play.

Violet arrives back outside and she throws Smaug, who is still sleeping and in female form, at the destroyer.

Violet:"Releases the dragon!"

Albedo:"What's that going to do?"

Smaug lands next to one of the feet of the destroyer.

Visha:"Smaug gets really cranky when someone wakes him up from his naps."

everyone looks to Smaug and get excited. Then The Destroyer stomps on Smaug and everyone gets lest excited.

Aqua:"It didn't work!"

Violet:"Just wait."

Albedo:"What do you-"

Suddenly the ground starts to shake and everyone almost falls over, then a giant pillar of fire emerges from under the foot of the destroyer blowing up that leg.

Violet:"Release the angry, Smaug."

Smaug is heard yelling in anger and the pillar of fire disappears and Smaug is still in female form but she has red eyes and an angry look.

Smaug:"Can't a Chaos Dragon God get any sleep around here!"

Visha:"There it is."

Smaug:"Like seriously, I went over a week without sleep to make this festival a success and I just want to sleep now!"

Aqua:"He's just ranting!"

Smaug:"And I have to deal with people acting like children, Please! I've already raised two I don't need any more!"

The destroyer tries to Stomp Smaug and he unleashes his aura and it evaporates the leg.

Smaug:"I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!"

Aqua then casts a spell that surrounds the destroyer in water and Emilia freezes the water.

Then the destroyer pops off two of it's legs and missiles come out.

Aqua:"What is that? It didn't have those last time!"

Smaug is still ranting off in the distance.

Smaug:*In the distance.* "I mean I have nothing against children but only act like on if you are the age of a child!"

Visha:"It's not the Destroyer you know anymore!"

The Destroyer launches the missiles at them.

Aqua runs away as the missiles chase her. Albedo appears behind her.

Aldedo:"Missile Parry!" *The missiles stop midair.* "Followed by... Counter Arrow!"

The Missiles turn around hit the Destroyer.

Smaug:*In the distance.* "I mean Morgan is more Mature than Megumin. But I still love then both!"

Aqua:*To Albedo.* "Thank you!"

Albedo:"I'm saving myself for the one I love..."

Aqua:"Huh?"

Albedo turns around and looks to her.

Albedo:"I'm saving myself for the one I love..."

Smaug:*In the distance.* "Like I am the ultimate trap! I can change genders at will and trick both sides!"

Aqua:*To Albedo.* "Wonderful! That's wonderful!"

Albedo blushes.

Albedo:"Yes! For the man I love, Lord Ains, I must annihilate the Destroyer! This is my own diligence! Love!"

Few minutes later.

Smaug is sleeping off to the side with a happy look on her face.

Suddenly the destroyers' eyes light up red.

Visha:"High-density magic signal emanating from the target! Watch out!"

The destroyer launches a magic blast at the group and Visha gets in the front.

Visha:"Defensive wall!"

Albedo:"Walls of Jericho!"

Visha and Albedo cast defensive spells and as they go up the magic beam hits the spells.

Albedo:"You're good, for a human!"

Visha:"I was trained in hell!"

Violet runs over to Visha and Albedo and casts her defensive spell. The others attack the destroyer.

Smaug is sleeping off to the side.

Emilia:"Visha!"

Visha's spell flickers.

Visha:"I'm at my limit!"

Raphtalia:"I'll protect you!"

Raphtalia runs over and pulls out her sword.

Raphtalia:"Like Naofumi does!

Raphtalia jumps in front of them and her sword starts to absorb the magic beam.

Emilia:"She's absorbing it?"

Puck:"That's an amazing power!"

Albedo:"Demihuman!"

Visha:"Raphtalia!"

Raphtalia yells and swings her sword and throws the beam away.

Albedo:"Aqua."

Aqua:"Right!"

The others get behind Aqua and Aqua starts to cast a spell.

Aqua:"You're going to pay for trying to mess with out school festival, Destroyer! Taste my wrath!"

Albedo:"My rage at not being able to see Lord Ains' legendary performance!"

Visha:"My sadness at not being able to eat more chocolate Bananas?"

Violet:"My anger for Smaug not destroying the Destroyer and just being a lazy dragon."

Emilia:"My disappointment at not being able to have more fun at the festival!"

Raphtalia:"I'm disappointed!"

Filo:"Disappointed!"

Smaug just snores.

Puke:"So, it's up to you now, Aqua!"

Aqua walks over to the destroyer.

Aqua:"Leave it to me! And this is for everybody! God Blow!"

Aqua punches the destroyer and launches it off into the sky and it blows up.

Later.

Everyone is back in class and Smaug doesn't look tired and he's back in male form.

Subaru:"So. Nothing changed!"

Smaug slams his head on his desk and he screams but it's muffled.

Roswaal:"So, let's get back to class!"

Dave whines.

Kazuma leans back in his chair.

Kazuma:"So nothing changed at all, huh?"

Roswaal:"That's not quite true. Everything changes. Only when you come together can you have the future you want."

Kobayashi:It's weird that he's being serious."

Roswaal:"As long as you have the will to changes it, you can changes the future as much as you want!"

Subaru:"Ros-chi."

Kazuma:"What..."

Tanya:"....Does..."

Ains:"...that..."

All four:"Mean?"

Roswaal turns around.

RoswaaL"Open your books to page 334!"

The Four:"Hold it!"

Smaug:"I want to go home!"

Dave:"More bonding time!"

Smaug starts to cry.

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01-30-2022

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An Adult Megumin, With out her hat or staff, wakes up on a couch and looks around the log cabin she's in.

Smaug:"You alright sweetheart?"

Megumin:"Yeah, just had a weird dream."

Smaug:"Really?"

Smaug comes over, but not our Smaug. A different one.

This Smaug is missing his entire right arm, has four large claw marks on the right side of his face and he's missing his right eye.

Megumin sits up.

Megumin:"Yeah, Me and my part, plus you, Aunty Tohru and Aunty Kobayashi. Moma Ilulu, Kanna and Dave. Plus a few other people are all trapped in another world, in a school of all places."

Smaug comes over and sits on the couch.

Smaug:"That does sound weird."

Suddenly a couple children come running over.

They are about the age of 10 and they are twins. Both have dragon features. The Male one has Red hair with purple tips and the female has pink hair with orange tips. The male has pink eyes while the female has golden eyes.

The Male is named Diaval and the female is named Mushu.

Mushu/Diaval:"Daddy, Smaug. Mommy Ilulu said she's ready to go to Mrs. Kobayashi house and she her and Aunty Tohru."

Smaug camly smiles.

Smaug:"Tell her we'll be ready in a few minutes."

The twins nod and walk away.

Megumin:"They creep me out when they do that."

Smaug stands up.

Smaug:"Well you better get ready to head over to Tohru's and Kobayasi's place. I still can't believe they got married."

Megumin laughs.

Megumin:"I know it's weird."

Megumin looks around.

Megumin:"I wish I had my hat and staff."

Then another dragon comes over. He's a little smaller than Smaug and he looks a lot like him.

Darksmoke is his name and he runs behind Smaug.

Another dragon comes running it and she looks a lot like Ilulu.

Dagahra is her name.

Dagahra:"Dad! Darksmoke stole my phone!"

Darksmoke:"I totally didn't!"

Dagahra points to a pink phone is Darksmoke's hand.

Dagahra:"Then what's that, Huh?"

Darksmoke:"It's a sandwich."

Dagahra:"DAD!"

Smaug puts his hand up.

Smaug:"Kids, please calm down or do I need to get your mother."

Both the kids get scared and Darksmoke gives Dagahra her phone back.

Smaug:"Now, that's better."

Smaug then walks off.

Smaug:"Come on, Megumin."

Megumin gets up and follows her "Father".

Smaug reaches the kitchen and Ilulu is making a sandwich and a baby is in a high seat next to her.

The Baby had Orange hair with pink tips. She has One Pink eye and the other is a golden eye.

Shophiro, giggles as she sees Smaug.

Smaug goes over and hugs Ilulu from behind.

Smaug:"Hello, my lovely wife."

Ilulu:"Hello, my lovely husband."

Ilulu turns around and kisses Smaug.

Fillinth:"Ewww."

A child is sitting at a nearby table.

She has fully red hair and golden eyes.

Ilulu and Smaug chuckles and Smaug pats Shophiro on the head and she giggles.

Smaug:"Ready?"

Ilulu:"Just finishing packing lunch."

Smaug:"Kids!"

The others come running and Megumin stands at the door.

Ilulu puts the sandwich in a cooler and she picks it up.

Ilulu:"Now, I'm ready."

Smaug:"Then lets' go."

Everyone leave the cabin and Dagahra and Darksmoke are bickering. Megumin is at the back of the group.

Megumin:'Why do I feel like I don't belong here?"

Megumin pats her head.

Megumin:'I wish I had my hat. I wonder what happened to it?'

The view changes to Our Smaug back in the Kobayashi apartment. He's sitting on the couch watching Tv wearing Megumin's hat.
Smaug grabs the hat and looks at it.

Smaug:"I wish you were here, Megumin."

Smaug hugs the hat.

Smaug:"Daddy, misses his Little One."

END