In the Kobayashi apartment, Smaug, Kobayashi, Tohru, and Dave are in the living room. Kanna and Ilulu are in the dining room, sitting at the table.
Dav holds up a blue glass bottle that has a glass cat head as a lid.
Smaug is drinking some tea. Kobayashi is reading the newspaper.
Dave:"I bought this!"
Smaug:"What is it?"
Dave lowers the bottle.
Dave:"I have no idea."
Smaug sighs.
Tohru:"What do you mean, you have no idea?"
Dave shrugs his shoulders.
Dave:"I thought it looked cool, soooo I bought it."
Smaug face palms.
Smaug:"You're such an idiot."
Tohru:"Let me see it."
Dave hands Tohru the bottle.
Kanna:"I think it looks cool."
Dave:"Thank you, Kanna."
Tohru finishes reading the labels on the bottle.
Tohru:"It's a potion to turn into a cat."
Kobayashi shrinks away from it.
Kobayashi:"Please, Keep it away from me."
Dave looks at the bottle.
Dave:"Really?"
Tohru:"Yup. one drop to act like a cat. Two drops to grow cat features."
Dave opens the bottle a some blue mist comes out.
Dave:"There's a lot more than a drop in here."
Tohru:"There is a warning on the label that says 'Do not drink all at once!'"
Ilulu:"Does it say what happens if you do?"
Tohru shakes her head.
Tohru:"Nope."
Then some crying is heard from the dragon room and everyone looks to the room. Dave jumps a little accidentally drops the cat potion bottle into Smaug's drink.
Ilulu:"I got it."
Ilulu gets up and walks over to the dragon room.
Dave:*Whispers.* "Uh oh."
Dave quickly gets the bottle out of Smaug's tea before anyone notices.
Smaug:"Taking care of children is hard."
Smaug grabs his tea and starts to drink it.
Smaug:"Hmmm. This is good tea."
Dave's eyes widen as he watches Smaug down the whole cup of tea. He looks to the bottle and notices that it's empty.
Dave:*Nervous.* "You know, I think I have to get back home and cook dinner for Elma."
A white portal opens behind Dave.
Dave:*Nervous.* "So I'm gonna go!"
Dave walks backwards and into the portal and it closes.
Smaug:"That was weird."
Smaug yawns.
Smaug:"I'm suddenly really tired. Now I really want some tuna."
Tohru:"That is weird."
Smaug gets up and he stretches.
Smaug:"I think I'm gonna go to bed."
Kobayashi lowers her newspaper and raises an eyebrow.
Kobayashi:"It's only 5:30."
Smaug:"Yeah, but this dragon wants his beauty sleep."
Ilulu gets up.
Ilulu:"I'll come too!"
Smaug and Ilulu walk into the dragon room and their tails are wrapped together.
The Next Morning.
Smaug:"NYAAAAA!"
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Smaug's PURRfect Day (It's a CAT-astrophe)
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Smaug, now with red cat ears, a red cat tail and some whiskers on his face, is sitting on the couch with tears falling from his eyes.
The others walk over and sit down around the living room.
Ilulu:"Darksmoke and Dagahra are with Megumin and Tanya. Lucoa is on her way over."
Smaug:"How could this happen to ME-ow."
Kanna has stars in her eyes as she looks to Smaug's cat ears as they flicker and his tail that sways behind him.
Kanna:"Kitty."
Tohru:"Maybe it won't last long."
Smaug sighs showing off his now cat teeth.
Smaug:"I hope so, nya."
Everyone:"So cute."
Smaug's eyes twitch.
Smaug:"Did I just say 'NYA'?! Nya."
Smaug's cat grow red with anger.
Smaug:"I'm a proud dragon! Not some filthy feline! Nya!"
Smaug slams his head into the Kotatsu.
Smaug:"Kill me. N-" *Smaug bites his tongue.*
Kobayashi:"Now you know how I felt."
A knock is heard on the front door and Tohru stands up.
Tohru:"Coming!"
Kanna's head is moving back and forth with the say of Smaug's cat tail.
Tohru walks back into the room with Lucoa behind her.
Lucoa:"Now what's the problem?"
Everyone points to Smaug Smaug raises his head.
Smaug:"Help me, Nya."
Lucoa smiles.
Lucoa:"You looks so cute!"
Smaug frowns.
Smaug:"I'm not cute." *Smaug puts a hand over his mouth.*
Lucoa chuckles and she walks over to Smaug. She crouches down to Smaug and his Cat ears swivel around and his tail flickers.
Lucoa holds her hand out and a a glow covers hear hand.
Lucoa:"Hmmm."
Smaug:"Give it to me straight, doctor. Am I going to die? Nya?"
Lucoa slightly opens her eyes and looks at Smaug, then after a few seconds she closes her eyes.
Lucoa:"Nope! But this seem to be a permanent thing."
Smaug's world shatters like glass and he falls backwards.
Lucoa:"And I can't sense your dragon god magic."
Tear prick at the corners of Smaug's eyes.
Lucoa:"And I can hardly sense your regular magic."
Smaug starts to cry.
Smaug:"WAAAAAH! I'M JUST A WEAK CAT-KIN! NYA!"
Everyone sweat drops.
Lucoa:"But-"
Smaug quickly sits up and hugs Lucoa.
Smaug:"You mean there's a way to change back?"
Lucoa:"There's a slight chance you might be able to regain your powers overtime and change back, but this will be a form you'll always have."
Smaug smiles.
Smaug:"How long can this last?"
Lucoa:"From a few days-"
Smaug gets hopeful.
Lucoa:"To a few hundred years.
Smaug gets sad.
Smaug:"I'm going to die, Nya."
Ilulu:"Oh stop being dramatic."
Smaug makes angry cat noises.
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Smaug is laying on is back in the living room and he's staring up to the ceiling.
Then he hears some footsteps and he looks back to see Kanna standing right above him.
Smaug raises an eyebrow and Kanna holds her hands up.
Kanna starts to pet Smaug's ears and tail.
Kanna:"Fluffy."
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A coin is laying on the ground and Smaug is sitting on the ground next to it. His eyes locked onto the shiny object. Tohru is cleaning in the background.
Smaug's cat tail flickers behind him and his ears swivel around. He picks up the coin and locks at it.
Then Smaug puts the coin in his mouth.
Tohru:"Smaug!"
Smaug's tail poofs and he looks to Tohru.
Tohru:"What's in your mouth."
Smaug shakes his head and Tohru walks over to him and grabs his mouth.
Tohru:"Lemme see!!!"
Smaug shakes his head.
Tohru:"What did you eat!?!"
Smaug looks away.
Tohru:"SPIT IT OUT!!!"
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Smaug is sitting in front of the glass door, he's staring intently outside. A few birds are perch on the railing outside and Smaug's staring at them.
He lowers to the ground and shakes his butt.
Then he springs forward and slams into the glass door.
The birds become startled by the noise and flyaway.
Smaug growls.
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Smaug is sniffing some green leaves in the living room. Kobayashi and Tohru are sitting in the dining room.
Kobayashi:"What is he doing?"
Tohru shrugs her shoulders.
Tohru:"He found something called Cat-nip."
Kobayashi's eyes widen.
Kobayashi:"Uh oh."
She looks back to Smaug and he's staring up to the ceiling and his pupils are wide. Smaug then jumps onto all fours and starts to run around the apartment.
He stops and chases his tail and then flops onto his back and swats at the air.
Tohru:"What's going on?"
Kobayashi rubs her temples.
Kobayashi:"He's basically on drugs."
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Tohru is in the kitchen cooking and she looks down to her side and sees Smaug sitting on the floor, looking up to her.
Tohru:"No, Smaug. You can't wait."
She goes back to chopping up some meat and she hears a meow and looks back down. Smaug's giving her the cute cat eyes.
Tohru:"No, must resist. It's too, cute!"
Tohru sighs.
Tohru:"Fine."
Tohru grabs a piece of chicken and tosses it up in the air.
Smaug jumps up and grabs the meat with his mouth.
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Kobayashi is sitting on the couch and she's watching TV.
A squirrel walks onto the screen and Smaug starts to attack the squirrel on TV. The squirrel walks off the screen and Smaug follows it and he looks behind the TV then back to the screen. Smaug's tail flickers in annoyance.
Kobayashi sweat drops.
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Smaug is sitting on top of the dining table and he's looking at a class cup. He reaches his hand out to it.
Ilulu:"Smaug, no."
Smaug's tail flickers and his ears swivel. Smaug looks up and sees Ilulu sitting on the couch.
Smaug taps the glass cup.
Ilulu:"No."
Smaug moves it a little.
Ilulu:"Smaug, no, bad cat."
Smaug pushes the glass cup off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters.
Ilulu:"Smaug!"
Smaug runs away.
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Kanna is sitting in the living room with a laser pointer. Tohru is in the dining room drinking some tea.
Kanna zooms the laser onto the wall and Smaug jumps up and tries to catch it. Kanna zooms the across the room and Smaug follows it.
Tohru:"Such a child."
The Laser appears on Tohru and she looks to Smaug.
Smaug is running at her.
Tohru:"No!"
Smaug jumps and crashes into Tohru.
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Wiz is sitting on the couch in Kobayashi's apartment and Smaug is laying in her lap. He's bouncing Wiz's breasts up and down.
Smaug's tail flickers back and forth.
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Smaug is laying on the floor and the sun is shining on him.
Smaug:"I'm so bored, Nya!"
A green portal opens nearby and Samug jumps onto his feet. Smaug narrows his eyes at the portal.
Merlin walks out the portal and Smaug tilts his head.
Smaug:"Merlin?"
Merlin spots Smaug and she smiles.
Merlin:"There's the kitty."
Smaug puffs his cheeks out.
Smaug:"Don't call me that."
Merlin walks over to Smaug and she begins to pat his head.
Merlin:"Now now. I'm here with a solution to your problem."
Smaug smiles and he jumps up and down with excitement.
Smaug:"Really?!"
Merlin pulls out a glass jar with a blue liquid in it. The jar shakes a little and the liquid splashes around.
Smaug:"That doesn't look stable."
Merlin:"Well, I made a mana potion and added so much magic to it to where if I were to add any more it would exploded."
Smaug Nervously looks at the mana potion.
Smaug:"Is this safe to drink?"
Merlin shakes her head and smiles.
Merlin:"Nope! Now drink!"
Smaug holds his hands out.
Smaug:"Wait-!"
Merlin pops the cork to the mana potion and forces Smaug to drink it.
Merlin:"I made this with my love, now drink it!"
Smaug struggles around but Merlin holds him in place as she forces him to drink it.
After a few seconds the glass bottle is empty and Merlin lets go of Smaug and he falls to the floor, gasping for air.
Merlin:"Now, better?"
Smaug gets his breathing back to normal and he gets up and looks to himself.
Smaug:"I feel so powerful! Let's see if this works."
Smaug closes his eyes and a red glow covers him.
After a few seconds it dies down and Smaug opens his eyes. He's back to normal.
Smaug:"HAHA! It worked!"
Smaug grabs Merlina and dips her down and gives her a big kiss.Merlin blinks and then blushes.
Then he stands back up and lets go of Merlin. Merlin brings a hand up to her lips and smiles.
Smaug:"I wonder..."
A red glow covers Smaug and he changes back into cat-kin form.
Smaug opens and closes his hands.
Smaug:"I'm much weaker in this form and I can't use my god magic."
Smaug smirks.
Smaug:"I can use this to my advantage. What do you think Merlin?"
Smaug looks up to Merlin, only to see her go through a green portal.
Smaug:"Well then. Back to having fun."
Smaug holds up a bag of catnip and he sniffs it. His pupils widen and he starts to drool.
Smaug:"Catnip is one hell of a drug."
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Female Cat Smaug!
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04-17-2022
1872 words
