lets goo full of red bull and crackhead energy 

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( Another day where i accomplish absolutely nothing, time to watch anime). 

Hi I don't know why I'm introducing myself inside my own head ,probably cuz 4th-wall chan being smashed right now 😏. 

 I'm a cultured degenerate at your service ( I Known all and seen all .....hentai ) 

Ralph Regeneratio the name and if you were to scavenge and gather all romcom lightnovels i would be Mob-kun E. E for (Non) Existing. And if you were to compare me to one Shonen Jump's characters i would be yamcha from DBZ or frickin Orihime Inoue from Bleach. Both who are nice to look at but are useless when shit hits the fan. 

I take pride in not falling to otaku stereotype, of AVERAGE   height standing proud at extremely normal size of 5'5.  Your the shortest in our class    (dammit don't interrupt my monologue)/{booo hey introduce me too}/ ( you'll get your intro in the next chapter now shush) 

    anyhow I'm just your average freshman you could have found anywhere. Now i say this in past tense cause it seems like i might not have much time on this earth than i originally thought. ( i would have preferred being put to rest in between a pair of milf thighs)   

         Everything just seemed to slowed down. Funny enough my dogshit memory druged up the times I had an near death experiences, drowning, falling down steps (lost count after 12), and rolling down a mountain in a barrel ( dont ask).  Laughing grim reaper in the face after each encounter. 

      Well it seems like he got the last laugh. Him and that bastard truck-kun where in cahoots, I could smell the foul scent of cliche a mile away. Seeing this iconic metal behemoth sonic the hedgehog dashing towards you were make any male member of the(simp) human race stayyy... sike would captain roll out of the way and haul ass back home. 

      Sadly man plans and fate laughs (the cruel bitch) as I valiantly ( i definitely did not make an effeminate gasp) captained roll to get the heck out of the way. But as it turns out the old saying is true... when in doubt send more trucks.  Just as i jump off the ground i look up to see truck-kun #2 approaching me.   

        "VROOOOOOOOOOOOM"                                                                                       

   Not even enough time to pick which v tuber is supreme waifu I felt a huge impact, shattering every bone in my body. (Un) Lucky for me  everything went dark and i slip into the forever sleep before the pain could set in. 

                                                                                                         *You Have Died*