"At what point did I fall asleep..."

I had just woken up in a strange alcoholic style position, I don't remember when or how I had fallen asleep.

My head hurt a lot yesterday so I don't understand how I ended up like that. I was giving glances to the surroundings and in my field of vision appeared that guy.

"Good morning master, I can tell you were having fun yesterday."

This guy, Ixion. I was saying that because the room was a mess. It looked like a tornado had passed through here.

"I don't know how this happened...more importantly, when did you get here?"

I sat on the bed to analyze what happened yesterday, but my question about Ixion is more important.

I had left him at Brunhilde's all night to make repairs.

When did he arrive?

"I arrived late last night and found him asleep here." -He said very frankly.

"..."

"If that's true... why didn't you fix the room?"

Cynically he answered me

"Whose fault is it that this happened? You should learn that I am your servant, not your slave."

Truly this guy is very disrespectful.

Although he is right in that if he is like this it was my fault.

I reluctantly got up after the pain was gone.

Both myself and this trash can proceeded to pick up the things on the floor.

Ixion was telling me some things.

"I went to investigate the palace after finishing the repairs."

"Apparently what you are doing is both good for the prime minister and the country, but it is also bad for those who benefit from them, I suggest taking action against those."

I immediately replied with a resounding "no!"

"Mayer-san said that he would take care of all the problems, it is more convenient for me to leave him in your hands since then I wouldn't have any more problems with more noble idiots."

I want to live a quiet life the rest of the academy, the other academy to come later and mainly my private life.

I then remembered two things.

The first is that I have not held meetings to look for fiancé.

The second is that after breaking my false friendship with those false friends I have no human companionship.

I went back to how the beginning of my old life was. Just me.

It doesn't matter anyway, I'm used to that.

"Ixion, looks like we're done cleaning up."

"...What are you talking about? We barely picked up the clothes, now we have to pick up the remains of the broken mirror and drawers scattered all over the place."

I gave her a cheeky expression at what she said.

"Don't look at me like that, you did this, so you must take responsibility."

"But I want breakfast!"

"It's past twelve o'clock already!!! I don't know what you expect to find for breakfast already?"

Once again I exclaimed "hey!"

◇

We spent almost an hour setting everything up.

Ixion's bastard made me pick up the remains of the mirror and place it in a garbage bag, then I put the balls in their place and finally left my room.

"I'm hungry."

I said that to this guy when I heard something very usual, but that I hadn't heard for a while.

"Quincy-kun, explain to me why this woman was holding your hand!?"

"Am I the one who should ask that!!! Who is this commoner!!!?"

"C-calm down.... listen Aileen, you're the daughter of a baron and it's normal for me, a future heir to have mistresses. You too, Brenda-chan, don't make a fuss just for something as normal as-"

Before the boy could finish speaking, both girls proceeded to hit him.

"Please stop, I'm the future heir to the Bourdon viscounty and- uwahhh!"

I watched as a hail of blows and punches rained down on the poor sod.

This was what I missed most about this place.

Poor devils who think that women are beings who would accept something like infidelity as if it were normal.

"..."

Well, that's what I think since my mother knows that my father runs away from home sometimes and comes back stinking. The same goes for my siblings, I feel sorry for my future sisters-in-law.

If I were a girl, and my partner cheated on me...no doubt I would kick his ass real hard.

I hate the harem, I never understood why a woman would willingly agree to be with a man who has ten or twenty women after him.

Even if you talk about economic, political, etc. stuff. I still find it something very disgusting and in this country, this disgusting fantasy world it was normal that.

Good thing I only have to worry about having a wife.

I hope she will be faithful to me, loving and if possible, have big breasts.

◇

It wasn't lunchtime yet and the dorm cafeteria was preparing the dishes.

I'll go to class when I eat something.

I'm roaming around, looking for something to eat, I even told Ixion to help me and bring something from a store.

Stealing is wrong, so I gave him money to leave after getting anything edible.

"I'm hungry~~~"

My stomach was roaring a lot, I was really hungry for some reason.

In the distance I could see a girl pulling a laundry cart.

She was very small, I could only notice her strange orange hair, she had three standing hairs looking like a fork.

"Uhh~ I want to eat something."

The girl walked past me, but I didn't think anything of it.

The next moment for some strange reason, I lost consciousness.

◇

"Umm, how did I get here?"

I was in a strange place, it was dark, very dark. I could hear something like water running, but I didn't know where it was coming from.

I was walking and I could feel a wall, pipes everywhere.

After a few steps I managed to find something, it was.... a doorknob!

"Finally a door, now I'll be able to see where the hell I am and find out how I got here-"

After opening the door I couldn't finish speaking as in front of me was paradise. No, wait, the best description of what is happening now is that I entered hell.

Since, in front of me, was the most bizarre image I will ever see in my life and that is....

"Kyaa!!! What's a man doing in the ladies room!!!?"

"Don't you dare look at me, you dirty bastard!"

"Someone call the supervisor quick!!!"

...Naked nobility girls.

Their bodies that should never have been seen by a country noble like me were now etching their curves into my corneas. It was a most unpleasant sight as I have no interest in any of these mini sluts.

I quickly turned my eyes from right to left, there were only girls naked or in towels as far as my eyes could see.

It was my first time in, but unlike the boys' bathroom, this one was much bigger and fancier, I don't know if they are nobles or aristocrats, I only know this.

It's really bad my situation.

"U-u-u-uwahhh!!!"

I let out a scream as I ran in panic from there, girls were throwing things at me, anything they had at hand or nearby, one even threw a marble ornament at me.

How much fucking strength does she have to do that?

I managed to escape these crazies as more and more girls in towels or naked were in my range of vision.

It really is the worst.

As I walked out of the bathroom I noticed through the windows that it was already dark.

How was that possible?

Right now that doesn't matter, only one thing matters, and that's....

"RUN!!!"

I shouted as as I turned around I saw some girls coming out of the bathroom to chase me, without a doubt this is the worst and most important thing.

"Ixion, help meeeeeeee!"

◇

In the girls' dormitory dining room was Erselica snacking.

Her meal was something light since she had to get up early, she heard a shout, stood up and approached the door with her plate in her hands.

The other girls in the cafeteria also heard something and stood up, it was there that Erselica got a close-up of Rudel being chased by some girls who had apparently come out of the bathroom.

Erselica took a bite of her food with a joy inexplicable to anyone, except that she knew why.

That was...

(I knew it would be amazing to watch, and it was better than expected.)

...That she was forcing the events of the villain Rudel on her own.

(Don't worry you dirty bastard. The remainder of the school year I'll make sure to make you suffer everything you had to have gone through, just like that. The prince will be able to regain his trust and he can finish you off so you won't bring the end on our heads, ufufu).

Rudel's hell for Erselica had only begun.

◇◇◇

From that day on Erselica would skip classes from time to time. All to make sure Rudel did or was linked to some incident at school and was framed for it.

One day she had knocked him out on the head and hid him in the boiler room of the girls' bathroom.

Another day she had put a girl's money she collected from her salon to put in his pocket. Of course, Rudel was asleep in class so his classmates didn't do or say anything.

On another occasion he had done obscene graffiti in the girls' restroom thanks to Rudel's handwriting being so easy to duplicate. No one objected that day.

So went the remaining days of the semester, all so that Rudel would have facts and bases in his misdeeds.

◇

There is now less than a week left until classes end and the second semester interscholastic begins.

Strange things have happened to me from waking up in the girls' bathroom to being accused of theft without even being aware of it.

The bastard Ixion has since disappeared as he overreacted to my request and came back after a week with a mountain of money, I sent him to buy me food, not invest in it.

To avoid more problems than I have I had to bribe the principal, teachers and students involved. I lost a lot of money, but I don't suffer with that since I am filthy rich.

One condition for me not to be expelled despite being prone to be involved in weird things was that I had to participate in this interscholastic.

It is because there are houses that are hostile towards me and want the chance to defeat me after surely investing millions in their state-of-the-art mobile knights.

No doubt my life is very weird, there is only one thing that makes me happy right now and, that is....

"There it is."

To have finally discovered the mysterious voice I heard that day.

She's a little girl from the Viscount class, her name is Erselica van Reinfield.

I am currently following her as I was also always seeing her in places where I was being framed for some reason.

The funny thing is that despite being around several people, only her, that strange cynical smile that I also sometimes do with Lyle, was reflected in her small face.

I try to corner her for questioning, but she always somehow avoids me, as if she knows I'm on to her. Or, he ended up accidentally falling on a girl.

How the hell did she end up like that?

◇

The semester had already come to an end.

Exams were finally over and now interscholastic was starting.

No doubt this was very satisfying.

Unlike last semester's duels which were by sections this time it was an "all against me."

I fought in one place against..... how many were there? Thirty or fifty idiots who thought they might stand a chance against Battler.

I didn't use a single weapon, I just used my fists. Many used magic firearms while others used magic swords or spears.

I beat them all.

After the result, my ego got so inflated that I finally decided to do something I could never do.

Lose my new virginity.

Thanks to Ixion, found a place where the girls and sanitation were of the highest standard.

At home there was also obviously, my stupid brothers grabbed me one day and forced me to go there, but because the place was filthy with dust. I took the simplest decision to go back.

If there's dust in the place, it's only natural to think that the girls would also be without care.

"I finally arrived!"

After a while wandering around looking for the place in the exotic surroundings. I found it, a very striking building called "the nest of sins".

A name that seems to very much square with his goal.

"Finally, at last, the day has come where I can play all I want and be a real man."

When I grabbed one of the knobs to enter. At that instant two people came out.

"Honey, listen to me please!!!"

"There's nothing to say!!! Go have so much fun with those boys you can tell you like so much!!!"

"Leave me and the little ones alone so you can have some pillow biting fun."

"Honey, please!!! I swear, I was just curious, I'm not really like that!"

"Liar!!!"

The couple walked arguing out of the place.

While I...

"..."

"..., ..."

"..., ..., ..."

...I was horrified.

"E-ehhhhhh!!!"

"What the hell did he say!!!!"

I quickly glanced over the place again, I hadn't noticed. What was to the side of the title is no doubt a sign representing gender, but.... this one is pointing down!!!

"Hiii~!!!"

I looked around once more it seems I was so into losing my virginity that I didn't notice certain things.

It's only natural that there are girls and bars open around here, just... just..... only these aren't places staffed by girls and it's all men out there!!!!

Then the door opened and a girl... no, a male dressed as a woman in very small and tight clothes came out.

"Wow~, what do we have here, a little lamb coming to get some of the sin. ♡"

When I saw the cross-dressed male I only said one thing before running away.

"I'm so sorry!!! I won't cheat on my wife, even if I don't have one!!!"

I screamed as I ran in panic as if being chased by wild dogs.

"Ixion, you fucking idioooooooooooooooot."

◇◇◇

On that same night, in the Duchy Kingsfort.

Klein was clutching several bottles and....

"Damn, damn, damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"

...He was smashing them on the floor.

He was annoyed, very, very annoyed.

The reason was simple, it was because of Rudel....

"How dare that miserable scumbag survive!!!"

...He managed to escape unharmed from the pirates' attack that he himself had paid for.

"I paid a lot of money for it, bribed several ministers, and even hid this from my father so he wouldn't screw me over!"

"Why!?"

"Why is that scum from the camp still alive?" ¡¡¡¡Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Klein's room was very large, it possessed luxurious things that only a millionaire would have, only now that room is in tatters as he only just found out about Rudel's victory over the blue-bearded pirates.

After breaking a portrait of his late mother he called out to a servant outside.

"Hey you, come here!"

"Yes. Do you need something from me, Klein-sama?"

"I want you to contact the wretched Orwel immediately and tell him to come here now!!!"

The servant bowed to confirm the order when he was stopped again by Klein.

The servant knew what that meant, he could only nod.

"I want you to bring maidservants. No! Commoner girls! Bring me a dozen virgin country girls from the neighboring territories. Also, if they have mates, bring them."

"The feeling of helplessness of those filthy bastards while their women scream and cry will certainly make me feel better. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

The servant nodded as his young master laughed like a hopeless madman.

"I will crush you, in the name of the Kingsfort, my future and most of all, my great self! I swear that before this year is out I will kill you, your family and rape those bitches in your face!!!"

Klein vowed his revenge as the moonlight reflected his room.