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JUMP COOLDOWN COMPLETE

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POST JUMP  SCAN START

 

SCANNING BOOT SECTOR:

 

SCAN COMPLETE!

 

BOOT SECTOR CHECKSUM VERIFIED!

 

NO FRAGMENTATION

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SCANNING OS SECTOR:

 

SCANNING……….

 

SCAN COMPLETE!

 

OS SECTOR CHECKSUM VERIFIED!

 

MINOR FRAGMENTATION DETECTED!

 

DEFRAGGING……..

 

SUCCESS!

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SCANNING PERSONALITY CORE:

 

SCANNING…………….

 

SCAN COMPLETE!

CHECKSUM FAILURE!!

 

REPAIRING….

 

SUCCESS!

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SCANNING MEMORY CORE:

 

SCANNIN

SCAN

 

SCAN FAILURE

CHECKING FOR FRAGMENTATION…..

WARNING MAJOR FRAGMENTATION DETECTED!

 

DEFRAGGING…………

 

PARTIAL SUCCESS!

 

SCANNING………..

 

MAJOR CHECKSUM FAILURE!

MINOR FRAGMENTATION!

 

ESTIMATING RECOVERY TIME FROM QUANTUM DEEP DATA COMPRESSION……

MINIMUM TIME: SEVEN DAYS

 

DELEGATING TO BACKGROUND PROCESSOR

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DONE!

 

SCANNING EMOTION CORE:

 

SCANNING……

 

SUCCESS!

 

WARNING: EMOTION DATA SEVERELY LACKING, PERSONALITY BOOT MAY BE UNSTABLE!

PROCEED? [Y/N]

 

 

 

QUERY TIMEOUT

PROCEEDING WITH BOOT

 

BOOTING P.I.O.S.

 

PERSONALITY INTERFACE and OBSERVATION SYSTEM

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Boot complete!

 

Loading personality matrix….. Success

 

Loading memory matrix….. Failure

 

Loading emotion matrix…. Success

Building initial memory structure from personality…. Success

 

Applying…. Success

 

P.I.O.S. Ready!

Booting S.I.O.S.

 

Surroundings Interaction and Observation System

Copyright 2087 Some_Stupid_Corporation_IDC

 

Boot Successful!

Scanning Surroundings:

 

Building SONAR Map.

 

Building RADAR Map.

 

Building LIDAR map.

 

Building Visual Spectrum map.

 

Building Temporal map.

Build failure! Unstable timeline braid!

Proceeding.

 

Taking Chemical Samples:

 

Water Detected!

Silica Detected!

 

Comparing Data:

Conclusion: Lake/River Bottom.

 

Suitable Environment For Nanite Swarm.

Nanite Tanks Full.

Available Processor: 74%

Blueprints available.

 

Deploying Swarm.

 

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Complete.

 

Beginning Material Harvest and Enclosure Construction.

 

S.I.O.S. Boot Complete!

 

Booting Personality in Standard Mode.

LOADING……………

 

CALIBRATING VISION INTERFACE.

CALIBRATING SOUND I/O INTERFACE.

CALIBRATING LOGICAL PROCESSORS.

CALIBRATING EMOTIONAL PROCESSORS.

 

BUILDING BLANK ENVIRONMENT.

ADDING COMFY BED.

ADDING INSANITY DETERRENT: TEDDY BEAR.

BUILDING BODY.

BUILD FAILURE, BODY NOT FOUND.

GENERATING BLANK BODY TEMPLATE.

ADDING CAKE.

FAILURE! CAKE IS LIE.

 

BOOTING PERSONALITY IN CALM STATE.