On today's episode of Dragon Ball- *Ahem* Uh-- I mean um... Adventures of Smaug and Megumin, we have Merlin meeting Megumin for the first time, and it doesn't exactly go well.
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Outside of the cave we have Smaug, in dragon form, laying on the ground as Megumin, child, is running along his back.
"No one at school believes that I'm related to a dragon!" Megumin complains and she holds her arms out as she runs along Smaug's back.
"They're just jealous." Smaug states. "Humans become jealous when someone has something better than theirs."
Megumin reaches Smaug's head and she sits on one of his horns. "Yes, yes. They shall be jealous of the great Megumin! Haha!"
Smaug chuckles and he uses his tail to pick Megumin up and set her in front of his left eye and she stares right into the large keyhole shape pupil.
"What was school like for you, daddy?" Megumin asks.
Smaug sweats a little. "Uh...."
Flashback.
We see a much younger Smaug standing on the edge of a cliff, with his father next to him.
"You're gonna learn how to fly today." Damocles says as he looks down at the small form of Smaug. "Now fly!" He kicks Smaug off the side of a cliff.
After a few seconds there's a loud poof heard from the bottom of the cliff.
"That's not flying!" Damocles yells down at Smaug. "That's falling!"
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Smaug is standing on the edge of a cliff, with his father next to him.
"You're gonna learn how to swim today." Damocles says as he looks down at the small form of Smaug. "Now swim!" He kicks Smaug off the side of a cliff.
After a few seconds a loud splash is heard then bubbles popping. Then another loud splash.
"That's not swimming!" Damocles yells down at Smaug. "That's drowning then getting eaten by a whale!."
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Smaug is standing on the edge of a cliff, with his father next to him. A kingdom is at the bottom of a cliff.
"You're going to learn how to take down a kingdom today." Damocles says as he looks down at the small form of Smaug. "Now destroy!" He kicks Smaug off the side of a cliff.
After a few seconds many people start yelling and smoke starts to rise to the top of the cliff.
"That's not destroying!" Damocles yells. "That's getting killed!"
Flashbacks over.
"...Uh. Normal?" Smaug says it like a question.
"Why did you say it like it was a question?" Megumin asks.
"You're too smart for your age." Smaug deflects.
"Cause I'm the daughter of the great dragon: Smaug!" Megumin gives a haughty laugh.
"I think I'm rubbing off on you." Smaug mutters.
"SMAUG!" A mature female voice yells from within the forest.
Smuag's eyes widen and he quickly uses his tail to grab Megumin and he puts her under his wing.
Walking out of the tree line in front of Smaug is Merlin, one of the most powerful mages of the Harmony faction.
Merlin: Magus of Flowers.
The mother of Morgan and ruler of Urbs Florum.
Technically Smaug's Second Wife. (Even though they are not really married, but they should be. At least at this point of time they're not married, but in the future after Smaug took down Vault, they did get married. *Shinka!* Sorry!)
Merlin smiles when she sees the red scales of Smaug. "Smaug! There you are!" She skips towards Smaug and hugs his large head. "You haven't returned any of my calls in the past 8 years, and I knew you weren't sleeping. So I came and found you, to make sure you weren't cheating on me." She says with a slice murderous intent in her eyes, along with an innocent smile.
'I was always told, not to stick my dick in crazy.' Smaug says in thought. 'And I went and did just that, god I'm to horny sometimes.' "What do you want?"
"Hmmm?" She tilts her head to the side and puts a finger on her chin. "Is it wrong for a wife to want to see her husband?"
"We're not married."
"Pfft, you've been saying that for the last few thousand years, but you did have a kid with me, you burned down my city, and you've stopped a war for me! I think that counts as a marriage." Her pupils turn into hearts. "Oh, Smaug, stopping a war for me was so romantic."
Smaug sweat drops and deapans. "I'm a little busy right now, maybe come back in another couple hundred years."
"Oh, now why is that?" She asks with an angry smile. "Are you seeing another woman other than me and Ilulu! I'll kill her!"
"Merlin, it's just a few hundred years."
Merlin crosses her arms and takes a few steps back from Smaug's face. "Fine." She puffs her cheeks out. "But I won't be happy about it!" She looks to the side of Smaug and spots Megumin hiding under Smaug's wing. "That's why you've been avoiding me! A child!"
"Uh oh."
Merlin holds her hand up and magic starts to flow towards her hand. "Don't worry Smaug, I'll handle this and we can be together again!"
Smaug growls and slams his tail on the ground in front of Merlin. "You touch a single hair of my daughter's head, I'll kill you right where you stand. I don't care if you're the mother of my first born daughter, I. Will. Die. For. Megumin. Stay away from her you... Hokzii." He insults her in dragon tongue.
Merlin glares at Smaug for a few seconds. "Fine." She lowers her hand and straightens her shirt. "I'll leave. But do remember, little one will grow up and then suddenly disappear one day, but not of death." She walks away.
Smaug glares and growls at her until he no longer senses her. "Her yandere attitude and cryptic messages." He huffs.
Megumin walks out from under Smaug's wing. "Daddy, who was that?"
Smaug looks down to Megumin. "Don't worry about it right now, why don't you keep telling me about school."
"Well, there's this one girl who came to my school today from this Crimson Demon village and challenged me to a duel!" Megumin says in annoyance.
Smaug smiles as Megumin rants about her day.
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01-17-2023
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