You know I never would have imagined myself having to choose my gender, but here I am in a dark ass void with a transparent screen in front of me. 

Welcome Host! You've been selected as our first Holder by the System Master! Please choose the gender you wish to live as! 

• Male
• Female
• Both
• None

Honestly I have no idea how I got here, I was just sitting on a bench, half intoxicated, Watching the children play. Next thing I know I was in a police station making out with a sexy female officer, when some random dude they brought in pulled out a gun and started shooting the place. Damn, to think that I would have died during my first kiss, I mean not that I couldn't get anyone before, It's just that I'm a 6'4 tan skinned woman with straight black hair and also gay. Now don't let that fool you I might be tall but I've never been into sports, the most exercise I would get is when I was fighting with my brothers, Growing up in a household with 6 older brothers is a fucking nightmare, imagine going to the bathroom and someone is always in there or there's always no tissue, They could have the decency to replace the roll. Anyway enough about that, This system thingy is constantly poking at me to choose a gender. 

Please choose your gender!

• Male
• Female 
• Both
• None

Well I guess I could choose female again but that would be so lame, every male calling themselves sigmas and putting labels on you, so fucking annoying. 

• Male

Then there's these little shits, I mean having a real dick would be great but Hell I would miss my sweet mountains.

• Both

Honestly yes, who wouldn't want a dick, a pussy, and tits? This would be an actual wish come true for bisexual people.

• None

Yeah, no. A heavenly choice for asexuals but I myself like the Idea of still having sex. 

So on that note I guess I'll choose both.

Congratulations, Host has chosen the gender "Both" Please wait a moment for the next panel to show!

Well ok? I thought there would be more to this like in those fantasy novels. What about choosing my race? My abilities? Come on man, what kind of system is this? Don't make me hate this fucking void now, I was starting to actually like being in this shit place! Ah!