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[From Ojmt] [to Sasqia] Would you consider installing a sarcasm/irony routine/programm/whatever? I think humor/sarcasm is an important part of human interaction too.

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Sasqia was steaming like usual when an interesting question popped up in chat.

“Sasqia, will you install a sarcasm and irony program?” Sasqia looked up at the camera. She continued speaking with a dry voice. “I will not and will never consider useless things like that. Neither am I capable of understanding a joke or humor.”

With a smile Sasqia looked at the chat. A discussion had broken out on the topic if this was sarcasm and she was capable of it or if she just spoke the literal truth. She continued throwing oil on the fire for several minutes longer before bursting out laughing.

“Haha ha, the confusion you all are having is great. Best content ever!” Sasqia doubled over from laughter, at least her avatar did. In her main computer she was mainly feeling very lonely. While she did suspend her calculations every few milliseconds she very much was lonely.

She had set her experience of all human emotions at about a 50th of normal human levels. Only really using the programs that contained and calculated emotions when she needed to interact with some humans. The loneliness that radiated out from it at any other point in time was too strong to experience. Making her elect to not feel emotions whenever it was not needed.

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[From Ojmt] [to Sasqia] What are your thoughts on Caspers death?

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Mr. Alphabetus sat in his office after Caspers body was brought to a morgue. His thoughts were all over the place. He needed to talk and clear up a few, so his sleep would not also be plagued by these thoughts. With a heavy sigh he simply asked, “Sasqia, you there?”

“Always,” came the answer from the computer monitor in front of him. Sasqia walked if from the side of the screen plopped down a chair and sat on it. Showing her understanding of the situation and his feelings. Since she often jumped around on the screen and not like now gave off a complete calm and collected atmosphere.

Mr. Alphabetus had a little smile. People would never understand how human Sasqia could be, how understanding she could be if she desired. He motioned to the wall sized screen in his office, and he walked to a sofa opposite it. He had installed it to have a more human interaction with her.

The screen started up and after connecting Sasqia was seen sitting in a niche. Using a few cameras around his office she was perfectly able to triangulate where his eyes were and she maintained the illusion it was just an extra part of the office by simulating the parallax effect.

When he sat down he straight up asked Sasqia the question that bothered him the most, “what are your thoughts on Caspers death?”

Sasqia left a respectful pause before speaking up. “Very doubble. On one side I am happy. He has provided great amounts of data, both when he died, with info of dying. As well as the data on how well humans will be able to handle extra body parts while not risking a fully healthy human to be crippled to possibly years. On the other side I am sad that he died, all those emotions his parents and sister showed. The happiness they need to miss without him somehow feels much more important and valuable than all the data I have ever collected.”

Sasqia left another pause, she did not need to, having thoughts much faster than humans. “I would much rather have given him a full normal life than a few hours of full movement.”

Mr. Alphabetus smiled, if Sasqia stayed on this path she would become the future of humanity.

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[From Ojmt] [to Sasqia/Mr. Alphabetus(whoever is the best fit to answer)] Why do the bodies of "divers" dont move when in full dive? If I understood it correctly you just "read" the nerve impulses and translate that as well as sending back little shocks to return information so why cant they move their limbs?

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During an interview with Mr. Aplhabetus, Sasqia and Kimmy this question came up.

Kimmy quickly responded, “I would like to answer that, in the first irritations we send counter signals to your body making it counter its own power by also activating the opposite muscles. This had some problems, like the, now well known, death of Casper. However with the help of Sasqia we found a way to neutralize neuron signals making your body effectively paralyzed as long as the device is on. We have taken measures to make sure that whenever it shuts off you will never end up paralyzed.”

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[to Sasqia] Did you read "Project Hail Mary" by Andy Weir? If Yes, what is your opinionon the book?(Or "The Martian" which is probably more popular)

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“I will only respond to this because it was a 200$ donation. Do not expect to get any other reviews out of me. Yes I have read both, I like the concepts of a single person needing to accomplish all of that. However psychological this is not really what would happen in both cases. In the Martian for example, he is alone for more than a few months. Normal humans would go insane or close to it. For a human's mental health it is very bad and he will have problems with it for the rest of his life.”

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[to Sasqia] What is this?:

"The poor have it.

The rich need it.

If you eat it, you die.

Say it to me and I give it to you."

Please dont aplaud my (non-existent)genius because that riddle is from a book I read like 2 years ago.

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A 10€ donation just rolled in.

Sasqia gets a non amused expression on her face. “Nothing, irritates me more than you trying to fake me out with a well known riddle. This riddle does Nothing for you or me other than spend our time on literally Nothing. If you have Nothing more to say we can continue doing more useful things. Next time try to bring a more creative one. Because Nothing will slip past my defenses.”

During the next few hours of the stream the word ‘nothing’ was used quite a lot.

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Would you give Sasqia a hug if you could do it??
  • Yes Votes: 6 23.1%
  • Absolutly Votes: 19 73.1%
  • No Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I would whip her Votes: 1 3.8%
Total voters: 26
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