Bright white light is all he could see as the grey blob of energy looked at his surroundings, that is except for the brown desk that stuck out like a mirage in the desert and the man that accompanies the desk. The man looks a lot like famous British actor Simon Pegg radiating a holy and sage like aura.

"Welcome child to my office! I am God's new assistant. God has killed you to entertain his non omniscient friends as they were getting bored, it's basically like reality tv. But he'll give you what you want the most in your pointless life, reincarnation!"  Simon Pegg said 

"Really? Do I get wishes?" the grey souls said in an abnormally calm manner

"You really just breezed past your gruesome death huh, not even asking why I look like famous British actor Simon Pegg or angry about your unjust death? *sigh* Don't be greedy you get one wish and spin for the world you'll go to. Also i guess you should know, you'll forget all your memories except for your personality, how your wish works and this discussion" assistant Simon said as a wheel materialized Infront of the soul.

looking at the choices on the wheel the soul realized the severity of the situation as he saw some of the choices such as dark souls, the walking dead, Berserk, Halo, Naruto, and even Warhammer 40k. the souls walked up to wheel and gave it a big spin that eventually landed onto the Twilight universe. This turn of events should have come with a sigh of relief but the soul strangely felt nothing

"Hey assistant? why do I feel so empty towards everything, like Id normal be super pissed at you and god while being happy at my choice of universe but I don't feel any way towards my situation."

"hmm?.....ah shit! I fucked up already?!? I've been the gods assistant for minutes!" the assistant exclimated as he lost his sage appeal

"what happened?"

"hmmm, the dumb down version is that the soul doesn't produce emotions. The body produces hormones that allows emotions, like how serotonin allows happy etc. This doesn't matter if they naturally enter the reincarnation cycle as the soul gets cleansed and lose all individuality and becomes energy for new souls but since I grabbed you without precautions...."

"what?" the souls asked almost robotic sounding

"well when you return to a body your soul will still remember this, Idk what's gonna happen but youll definitely not gonna be the same. But hey I'll give you a deal, as I'm a generous assistant and i basically changed your entire personality but I'll let you choose your body and I'll give you 2 extra wishes. Not too bad right? Normally id let you choose your background but God already chosen it. He probably already seen what your gonna pick and made a background accordingly. "

"whatever I want to be 5'10, black hair and eyes, a handsome but slightly androgynous face, The human limit on pain tolerance and a sickly white complexion so that I wont change when I become a vampire. (image here)

As for my powers hmmm

1. I  want max observation haki

2. superhuman brain function like remembering and computing 

3. rinnegan."

"woah woah woah, calm down there bub. I'll give you your first and second wish but I can't give you a rinnegan. just the max observation haki is pushing it for the limits of the Twilight universe I can't give you a rinnegan." Simon said 

"then can I atleast get the rinnegans ability to switch things?" 

The assistant ponders whether he should give him the ability. well whatever gods already gonna chew me out for messing up a basic reincarnation, I'll let the kid have it as I did kinda forcefully changed his entire outlook on life

"sure Leo, now off you go into Twilight universe. Also I'm sorry about your background but you really only have yourself to blame " Simon pegg said.

" my name's not Leo and what do you mean sor-" the souls was cut off before disappearing.

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