Upon the first creation, to the greatest finale, all are governed by those who made it so. So what would you do if I told you a story, a story which starts at the end of the beginning and the return towards insanity? -“The Author”

There foretold heroes that would come upon the worlds, protect it from evil and make peace upon the world, but this story is different, for the “Heroes” here aren’t really heroic but more like Idiots trying their best.

 

The world of Izgrantis Needed these so called heroes so they called upon their goddess for help and so she answered.

 

8 Men were killed on their own unique way, one died upon the attack of grant knights, another died upon the cause of war, the others died from protecting those that are weaker, those that needed help, and an oil truck and the final two died fairly spectacularly.

Ezmorkral time: 3:29 am

 

Konna: Ayo, is that the Sun?

 

Vincent: What Sun?

 

*BOOM*  *FWOASHFDKLJHASDASFIDSA* -an: this may sound janky but i don’t know how to describe how a wind blows so that works since the wind was powerful and stuff, it’s a nuke, i ain’t gotta explain more than that.

 

It was but a surprise, as it wasn’t the sun, but a nuke that went haywire and went to their city

 

Vincent: Well, that sure was a great morning huh

 

Konna: NO! My Car! Shit! I just bought thaaaaaaaaaat  *Sobbing*

 

Vincent: Bro stop crying, at least we ain’t got to pay our student loans anymore y’know

 

Konna still sobbing: Shaddup

 

???- Whatchu cryin bout boy?

 

Vincent: he just bought just bought his car and a nuke hit our city

 

???- What’s a nuke?

 

*slight crying in the distance*

 

Vincent: Wait, Who are you?

 

???- Oh! Right, i forgot to introduce myself, I’m Stolaris

 

Vincent: Huh

 

Konna finally gets over his new car after a while and the eight introduced themselves with each other

 

The name’s Konna

 

I’m Stolaris

 

That cry baby over there is my friend, And I’m Vincent, feel free to call me vin

 

[Greetings Oh heroes]

 

Hikaru: ooh tits

 

[Silence]

 

[Please do not talk unless i allow thee to do so doest thou understand?]

 

[Why art thou not talking]

 

カイル中村: Because you said we can’t talk

 

[Anyways i have summoned thee to saveth thy world whose jurisdiction has fallen upon mine]

 

Stolaris: ching chong, you want us to save the world, yes?

 

[How rude, but yes]

 

Xurek: So what do we have to do to save it? Any abilities or tools?

 

[None, the being whomst calleth himself “The Author” had stolen all and is driving this world towards insanity, i have summoned hundreds before thou]

 

Hidenorin: so this is a fucking suicide mission then, well shit, i guess dying once wasn’t enough huh.

 

[Forgive me, as i am sending you upon this world that’s gone to insanity with nothing]

 

Chirpen: welp, Death’s been fucking me since i became a marine so might as well

Do ya’ll agree with that?

 

Konna: Still pretty nervous bout this but fuck it, It might be better than having student loans

 

Hidenorin: Student loans?

 

Stolaris: What is everyone talking about?

 

Xurek: Are there Fox waifus?  Vin: beastiality?  Xurek: What?     Vin: nothing

 

カイル中村: Can i not join?    [No, you are gonna join them]      :awwwwwwwww

 

Vincent: Let’s hope the goblins don’t rape everything

 

Hikaru: I just hope i don’t get eaten by mimics this time

[Then, please prepare yourselves] The goddess in golden silk with silven hair whose skin was as fair as a maiden who sat upon a ruined temple, wished the men goodluck and said one last thing before they left upon the world.

 

[Please, Save……Us]

 

 

And as the eight left the ruined temple, a being from behind her appeared and pierced her stomach, she spat blood yet as the eight were about to be sent in mere seconds, she smiled and waved them goodbye before bursting to a mere splat of blood and organs.

 

 

 

 

“The author”- hello there

 

Stein- Stay in your cage Motherfucker, You better not try and escape again