After a complete examination, I'm put on house arrest for a week, being let out on Monday. I spent 300 dungeon points on the Squirting Cap. They've grown during my imprisonment, and the dirt has been filled. I didn't keep it as a minion, so the mushroom didn't add to my fees. The nine days cost me 315 points leaving me with 1015 dungeon points.

 

  I walk down the path to the dungeon in the morning before Brigit woke up. I'm wearing my regular workout clothes. The dew glitters off the grass as the sun rises over the distant mountains. I enter the dungeon and listen to the slimes slide about. It's strangely relaxing.

 

  I open the door to the mushroom room and look at my creation. Blue's been watering them with my cum and water from the stream. They are surprisingly large. I wonder if this is because I birthed them? The stem stretches out 2 to 3 feet. On top, a penis-shaped cap with a slit in the center lewdly displays itself.

 

  I'm surprised that there are 30 or 40 shoots of different sizes. I was worried after I noticed how much I paid for them. But this is pretty good. I hope I can transplant them into the other plots. The only problem is genetic diversity and stuff. I'm not sure how that works with mushrooms, though.

 

  I gently caress the tallest one. It has a thin slime on it and has the feeling of a plastic dildo. I'm lacking my test subject, though. I'm a bit reluctant to try it myself. Well, it's probably fine…

 

  As I pull my short pants down, I hear a shuffling from the entrance. I jump and put up my fists as I scan the entrance. Christal informs me, "there is a nonhuman intruder."

 

  I look at her with an open mouth. I didn't expect this. I know it's a fantasy world, but I haven't seen anything I didn't create. I open the map and see that it's still in the doorway.

 

  I shift to get a better sight and see a small creature. Well, it has to be a woman if it's here. Is it a little girl?

 

  "Raugh urg urp," a high-pitched voice comes from the doorway. It has the feeling of a hurt animal.

 

  I hold out my hand and shift towards the door, "It's alright. I'm not dangerous," I coo. Even though I'm doing my best, I see the creature shiver in fear as I near.

 

  I know. I return to the throne room, get a bottle of my cum, and open it. If it's hungry, this will be good for them. I return and see the creature looking at the mushrooms. Do they want to eat them? She scampers away when I return, but I get a better look at her.

 

  She has green skin and large boobs for her size. She's about three feet even. Angelique can even call them shorty. Besides that, the green woman has a sickly look and is skin and bones.

 

  "Here, food," I say as I step in. I place the open bottle near the entrance and retreat. The creature mewls at me a few times before slowly creeping towards the bottle.

 

  It takes it and sniffs it carefully. It has a strange nose with an extended tip that curves up back towards the face. I see sharp teeth as she opens her mouth and drinks my fluids.

 

  "UIR! Hur liu," the green woman celebrates? I'm not sure but it looks happy. I'm glad I could help. Honestly, for a monster, it's cleaner than that peasant woman.

 

  "Mistress, this creature is willing to become your minion," Christal tells me.

 

  "Did it ask for that?" I ask while tilting my head in confusion.

 

  Christal shakes her head, "no, when a creature is happy with the dungeon and wants to stay. You receive a notification. They may not even know this is a dungeon or have intelligence, so this is how it works."

 

  "I see," I mumble. I tighten my ponytail in thought. A new creature sounds fun, but communication will be a problem. "I don't want to spend too much. Can I check the cost first? Also, what about communication?"

 

  Christal floats near me as if showing off her tits. "You can check first when you accept the information will show. Also, every creature that is part of the dungeon system can communicate with each other."

 

  I raise my eyebrow. Some of that seems like bullshit. "Why would Blue learn all the earth languages if she can communicate anyways?"

 

  "I can not read her mind. But I would guess it's to communicate with those outside the dungeon system."

 

  I guess that makes sense. I select accept, and a menu opens up.

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Goblina no name Upkeep: 6

  Goblina are not goblins. Goblina is created when a goblin rapes a woman with a female baby. The baby is corrupted, and a Goblina is born.

  Goblina is either killed or driven out, making them quite rare. They can't get pregnant with goblins. Like the goblin, they must copulate with other races to get pregnant. A goblina will only birth other goblina. However, if through some means a goblina is given a working penis, they can corrupt male babies in the womb making a goblin.

  They are known for their sex drive and willingness to have sex with anything.

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  Well, the description makes her interesting. But she's more than all the slimes combined. She doesn't even have the bonus of being birthed by me. Lastly, will she be happy here? They need men to have kids. I can always let her go if there's a problem I guess.

 

  I accept the Goblina as a minion. The menu disappears, and the goblina looks around in confusion. It must be confused by the system asking it if it wants to join. A moment later, I see goblina join the list of minions.

 

  "Hello," I say apprehensively.

 

  "Hello, big lady. Can I have sex with the dicks?" The goblina asks.

 

  I look at the squirting caps and wonder if this is what attracted her. They must be female? Or perhaps they don't have sex? But I don't know if a mushroom can impregnate women. We'll see, I guess. "I wanted to test them out, so go ahead. But only one. They are expensive," I explain with a smile.