This novel was made with: No fucks and google docs and help from Myst

Chapter 1: 

Two soldiers that were stationed in point 2.40 were walking alongside the beach and were talking with each other

So basically, it goes like this: war once broke out upon a race called Marsius and a certain species yet to be discovered, but it wasn’t on earth but on a planet named mars, the war broke hundreds of mountains and lands, the battle lasted for hundreds of year, and when time came to be and war was over, the land was far too harsh for this race, it slowly killed them through time and suffocation so instead of them dying slowly, they decided to go to the nearest planet to them, a planet more than twice their planet’s size, Earth.

 

 So their journey began as they needed to quickly get there before they all died which made them go faster than what was needed, their ship fell and a catastrophe struck upon the land yet it took them a hundred years before emerging out of their meteorite infested ship and exploring the lands, and so, humanity made itself throughout the land and they continue to advance until they reached halfway through their ancestors technology but they appeared once more and now they’re at war with those beings again. Myst said proudly

 

“And how exactly does that lore of your make up for the fact that we’re in a fucking war with demons?”  Asked Stein in a stupified manner

 

Myst shrugges and says “I dunno, i just found it on reddit a few years back”

 

“Knew it sounded familiar, so, you wanna eat some crabs?”

 

“Sure, i ain’t sayin no to some crabs” says Myst

 

“But i still think we should be getting herbs before we get the main part of the meal” Myst tells Marx with preference

 

“Well, we’re already here so might as well” said marx in an excited tone

 

“True, i can’t say that you’re wro-”

 

“shhhhhhhhh”

 

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“Yaba daba doo”

 

“àτλþΚŒáγνη”

 

“ψ⇔Ψℵφ”

 

*εαñÎþàÕ∈≤*

 

And one far larger than the other three roared with a hoarse sound "Ë∂∏ñψεθρàü

 

The two set up and ambush and the battle between the six proceeded 

The two slaughtered the four demons that had wandered into their base.

 

“Ha! My trusty brick on a rope never fails me! Except that time i hit myself with it” said Marx proudly flaunting his tactical brick on a rope.

 

Myst: “And that time you nearly killed me because the rope broke and that brick went flying on to me but anyways let’s check them, they might have something useful”

 

Stein: “Let’s check their innards too, we might find something worth putting in a soup”

 

Myst: “Wat?”

 

“Let’s put this on a soup and this too”

 

“You sure we won’t die from this?”

 

“Bro we’ve literally been eating demon meat since we got put here”

 

“Fair point”

And so they went off to find ingredients in the nearby lake for their dinner.

 

After eating their food, they chatted for a bit and slept on their cots

and off they doze off and fall asleep but the next day would be far too hectic for a peaceful sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Authors notes and shit

 

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…      This part is like this because they were doing military signals with each other

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also, the pacing of this chapter is pretty rushed but it'll be a slower pace after this so no worries