Adventure Guild

 I, Kazuma and Arturia sat at the table and ate chicken. Well, Aqua showed her new skills.

 "Kazuma, Kazuma! Look now we can not pay for water."

 Having said that, she called for water.

 —Yes, this is a very useful ability.  I said.

 -Yes I know!!

 It seems she does not even understand sarcasm.

 —By the way, Kazuma, how are you going to the group?

 Having asked this, I looked at him.

 "Well, there is no one yet, and hardly anyone will join our party."  Only if crazy.

 "So you mean to say that I am like that?"

 -No no no!  What are you!  You and I are friends, not even brothers!

 - I did not agree to this !!

 At this time, one person approached us.

 She was wearing a big hat, a blindfold and, in 

general, strange.

 "I heard that you are looking for people in the party?"

 "Yes, and who are you?"

 Everyone turned to this girl.

 "My name is Megumin!"  I am the one who comprehended the depths of magic, with my eyes I destroy everything !!

 Naturally after this,

 we all looked at her strangely.

 "Wait, are you from the Crimson Demons?"

 Asked Aqua.

 "That's right! Our eyes are proof of that!"

 Having uttered these words, she fell. Then, looking at us, she said:

 - I really want to.

 After all the talk, we accepted her.

 After all, she is the Archmage.  Not everyone can become one.

 We again took the task, again to destroy the frogs.

 "If we are nearby and we will not intervene if there is no reason."

 I said.

 "Hey, hey you are our main strength !!"

 Arturia are you a knight, huh?  You can't just watch us suffer?

 Kazuma began to look for excuses and quite effectively.

 —Alex is right.  If you always rely on us, you can never become strong.

 "Kazuma! Arthuria Law, the three of us must figure it out!"

 Confidently said Aqua.

 (Said person who eaten by frog) thought Kazuma.

 Megumin began to recite the spell and in the end

 —EXPLOSIIONNN!

 There was a loud explosion.

 Kazuma looked at her in surprise.

 (She may not be so useless)

 After that, Megumin fell.

 "I can use it only once a day, after which I fall without strength. Kazuma, could you—"

 She did not have time to finish how the toad ate her.

 By the way, they also ate Aqua.

 Kazume had to save.

 "Well, Arturia, what do you think?"

 -Hopelessly....

 Returning back, Kazuma wanted to drive her out, but, due to the strange looks of passers-by and blackmail, could not.

 Kazuma, me and Arturia sat again at this table in guilds.

 Aqua and Megumin so far washed off the mucus.

 "Yeah ..... you're worthless."

 "Uh? Is it me useless? Look at these two."  And then you chose a good ability for yourself.

 —And you chose this "goddess".  Well, which of us is useless?

 Defeated Kazuma collapsed face down on the table.

 A young girl in armor and with a sword came up to us.

 "Do you still accept people?"

 Kazuma looked at her and was dumbfounded by her beauty.

 "Yes, but what is your name."

 —My name is Darkness and I am a crusader.

 Kazuma began to dissuade her from joining and told everything that happened to us.

 She began to breathe sharply, loudly and lingeringly, but when she saw Arturia's gaze, she stopped abruptly.

 Well, Kazuma under the pretext that he drunk escorted her.

 The next day she came again.

 And this time with a friend.

 —Kazuma, allow the juice of your parties to join !!

 -No no no!

 Kazuma had already begun to understand her true nature and therefore refused.

 "Well, do you think your name is Alex? I heard about your strength and about this knight."  For it will be an honor to join you, if you...

 "Sorry, but Kazuma makes all decisions, although they are mostly unimportant."

 "What do you mean unimportant ?!"

 "And that means that !!"

 A friend of Darkness approached us.

 "Hi, my name is Chris and I'm a thief. I can teach you a couple of tricks."

 After studying the theft and taking out two pairs of panties, Kazuma received the title of Pervert.

 -Attention attention!

 An emergency meeting of all adventurers at the entrance to the city !!

 After running, we got to the entrance.

 "And what is someone attacking?" Asked Kazuma.

 - Yes, and this is CABBAGE !!!

 A flock of Cabbage flew at us?

 All adventurers began to collect it.

 Cabbage was very fast.

 Arthuria and I began to cut it quickly.

 4,15,26,48,69 ... more and more we cut it.

 Everyone just looked at us and praised us.

 —You see what speed of blows!

 —And this woman!  Just the perfect knight!  She saved us from the attack !!

 Darkness also looked at Arturia with admiration.

 Suddenly Darkness ran and became a shield for the rest.

 Cabbage crashed into it and broke the armor.

 —See what self-sacrifice !!

 What a nobility !!!

 And Darkness began to enjoy being beaten.

 - Masochist.

 Kazuma and I looked at her and said it at the same time.

 Arturia went to Darkness.

 Seeing this, she immediately transformed into a normal crusader.

 —Mistress Arturia !!

 - No formalities needed.

 "But how can I do this? You are just the perfect example for all of us!"  Knights!

 Your grace and power just amazed everyone!

 Well, I ....

 After she began to attack the cabbage with a sword, she missed all the time.

 "I know that you like to protect everything, but to protect something expensive you cannot always be on the defensive."

 To her surprise, she took it seriously.

 I think we can say that respect and honor defeated one of the deadly sins.

 Having collected a lot of cabbage, we had a party and drank until morning.

 Darkness sat next to Arthuria and they were talking about something.

 Aqua danced and showed magic tricks.

 Megumin and Kazuma were playing cards.

 Well, I just sat on the sidelines and drank beer (juice).