(I won't be doing the Isekai Quartet movie for a while, since I didn't do it originally in the Dragon maid S book. 

Also Youjo Senki best anime, I will fight you for that.)

Inside a chibi version of our favorite world the party is currently at their mansion.

Megumin lays her head on a table, while darkness sits nearby. Kazuma puts a bag on the table and sets a suitcase down.

Smaug is nearby, looking around confusion. "Why is everything different? Why is everything more cartoonish?!" She suddenly poofs into her Chibi dragon form. "Fudge!" She poofs back into her regular form. "Someone explain why am I a cartoon, what the fluff! ...Wait, I can't even swear now! ARE MY BREASTS SMALLER?!"

Smaug's tail shrugs in response. Smaug starts to scream.

"Shut up, Smaug!" Kazuma yells.

"Can't you see that I'm having an existential crisis here!" Smaug yells back.

Aqua cries as she runs by everyone, covered in slime. "A bath! Let me take a bath!"

Kazuma holds is hand out towards Aqua. "Wait! First we need to go through the stuff we got for completing the quest!"

Aqua glances back at Kazuma. "We can do that later! Look at me!"

"There's not much to look at." Smaug states. "You might have a good butt and breasts, but that's about it!"

"Not what I'm taking about, you no good idiotic dragon!" Aqua screams. "I'm covered in giant toad gunk!"

"That happens to you like every day!" Kazuma points out. "...is what I think, but I won't say it."

"You just said it! Doesn't it bother you, letting a goddess like me look like this, you shut-in NEET?"

Kazuma sweats. "I am not a shut-in NEET!"

Smaug raises her hand. "I find it funny!"

"Why are you so mean to me?!" Aqua cries to Smaug.

"Because you changed me into a girl in the first chapter of the book!" Smaug yells.

"Anyway-" Kazuma gets back on track and points at Aqua. "You only ended up like that because you ran ahead of the rest of us. It's your own fault, you useless goddess." He pulls out a cloth from his bag and a button falls out and onto the floor.

"He called me a useless goddess!" Aqua cries.

"Because you are one, I'm a better god than you, and I'm not even a full one!" Smaug yells.

Kazuma picks up the button off the ground. "What's this?"

Kazuma sets the button on the table and everyone looks at it.

Aqua runs over. "Oh, Kazuma. What's that?"

"It seems to be some kind of button." Darkness informs.

"Wow, it's calling me to push it." Smaug says as she slowly moves towards the button.

Kazuma pushes Smaug back. "We don't know what it does, so let's not go pushing it!"

Smaug pouts. "I can't have anything around here!"

Darkness pats her wife's head.

"I say we push it!" Aqua says.

"Didn't you hear what I just said?" Kazuma asks.

"Why can't I push it?" Aqua asks as she goes to push the button, but Kazuma holds her back. "Let me do it! Just a little!"

"Yeah, maybe it'll turn me back to normal and out of this cartoon stuff!" Smaug yells. "I can't even swear here!"

"It's obviously suspicious!" Kazuma shouts. "We should have Vanir take a look at it."

Megumin appears next to the button. "Kazuma is completely correct."

"Megumin! You Crimson Demons are smart! You get it!"

"But if you're asking me whether or not we should push it..." Megumin goes to push the button. "I think we should!"

"Hey!"

Megumin pushes the button and a doorbell echoes out. Suddenly the world around them starts to swirl. Aqua starts to panic.

"I told you it was a trap!" Kazuma yells.

"Are we gonna die?" Smaug asks. "Darn, gonna die for a second time... Can I please be a male in the next life?"

Darkness suddenly blushes. "What kind of trap will I be forced to endure?" She hugs herself. "Will I be frozen in place and turned into someone's plaything before being sold..."

Smaug stares at Darkness in shock. "I'm right here..."

"Smaug, tied me up and punish me!"

Smaug blushes. "Now's not the time!"

Megumin smirks and gives a peace sign.

"You damn well better wipe that smirk off your face!" Kazuma yells at Megumin.

"How come he can swear?!" Smaug yells.

Aqua falls to the floor and cries as she tugs on Kazuma's leg. "Kazuma! The world's getting all weird! Kazuma!"

"Shut up!" Kazuma screams.

The world suddenly goes white and the party vanishes from their spots.

"Aw crap, here we go again." Smaug's voice echoes.

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A school bell chines as the party finds themselves outside a school.

"Nani?" Smaug looks around. "Nani! NANI?! Why are we outside a school?!" Her tail droops.

Aqua walks off to the side to another group of people.

"I'm back?" Kazuma sweats slightly. "But something seems different..."

Smaug stops and carefully looks around. "Wait, are we actually back home?" Her eyes shine bright like stars. "That means I can start Dragon Maid's Brother S!"

Suddenly Aqua runs back over. "Hey! Hey! Kazuma! Smaug! Kazuma, look over there! That's an undead!" She points at Ainz from the show Overlord.

"And it's got monsters with it!" Darkness blushes, only to moan out as Smaug tightly wraps her tail around Darkness and lifts her off the ground.

"You are mine and mine alone." Smaug claims Darkness.

Megumin chuckles. "Looks like it's time to show off my explosion magic!"

"Hey, let's not start a war!" Smaug shouts to her adopted daughter. 

"My Crimson Demon blood is running hot in my veins..."

"Well stop thinking and get with the program!" Aqua says to Megumin.

"I'm about to use it." Megumin states.

Kazuma and Smaug start to sweat drop.

Darkness speaks up, still being held mid air by Smaug's tail. "No, I need to go out there first and..."

Megumin does a pose. "No, I'll go first."

Aqua speaks up. "If they're undead, it's okay for me to hit them, right! With one of my hold punches!"

Aqua, Megumin and Darkness start to argue among themselves. 

Kazuma yells out. "Would you guys shut up?!"

"When is lunch?!" Smaug yells, just for the sake of yelling. "And I need to change my bra, it's all sweaty!"

"It's time for class to begin!" Kurt von Rudersdorf, from Youjo senki, yells.

"Ha?" Smaug questions as she sets Darkness down.

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Everyone, including another group of people from Youjo Senki, are now sitting in Class 2.

Smaug sits behind Darkness.

'Why am in school again?' Smaug asks in thought. 'I passed high school... SO WHY AM I IN SCHOOL AGAIN!'

Smaug slams her head on her desk. 

"Mama Smaug?" Megumin glances back at Smaug.

Smaug yells as she repeatedly slams her head on her desk, leaving dents on the desk. "The Great Dragon Smaug doesn't need school!"

"Will you calm down, you're making a scene!" Kazuma shouts.

"You're not helping!"

Suddenly a light female voice echoes in the hallways.

"Um, I think it's really bad to run in the hallways!"

Another female voice is heard, yet it's more monotone. "It's Barusu's fault that we had to run."

And a child-like voice is then heard. "I think you should apologize."

Then a male voice is heard. "Don't blame me for the fact that you couldn't wake up on time!"

Then another, slightly more cheerful, female voice is heard. "Subaru, are you okay?"

"Yeah. I had to go through hell to get the happiness I have here. It's a little weird, but let's ignore that, and for now..." The door peons up. "Have a fun school life everyday!"

Everyone silently stares at Subaru, from Re Zero.

"What the hell is going on here?" Subaru questions.

Smaug slams her head, even harder into her desk, it creaks as it bends down. 'Now there are more people! ...I'm really hungry.'

"This is kind of a bad situation, isn't it?" Kazuma questions. 

"Don't worry!" Aqua starts. "You've got me, a goddess, on your side!" She pulls out her fans and water spouts from the,. "Leave everything to me!"

"That's why the situation's bad."

"I feel worried with Aqua here." Smaug states.

Suddenly the Tanya starts to laugh loudly.

"Why is that little girl so loud?" Smaug questions. "She's annoying me!" 

"You're annoying." Aqua mutters.

Smaug slams her hands onto her desk, and it officially breaks and falls to the ground. "You got something to say!"

Aqua sticks her tongue out at Smaug.

"That's it!" Smaug yells in anger. "SWORD OF CHAOS!"

A large sword made of pure golden flames appears in Smaug's hands. Kazuma, Aqua, Darkness and Megumin all scream in panic as Smaug launches towards Aqua.

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11-16-2023

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