Closer to home, the newspaper has a full-length article describing how the Museum of Natural History will be exhibiting one of the few asteroid stones that have not been touched by anybody yet. Security will be super-tight, to prevent anybody from absorbing its powers.

It's surprising that they would exhibit such a piece, given that it's really quite a small stone. However, you guess that even then massive crowds of people will want to come and see it. At $50 for an entrance ticket, the museum will likely make a fortune from this special exhibition.

You doubt you'll bother to go see it, as the memory of the stone you touched will be forever engraved into your memory.