"Shouldn't we rethink this plan?" Grif asks.
"Why?" Sarge asks.
"Well, now that Simmons has cut us off from Command,"
"We're attacking the enemy base with no support." Grif finishes.
"I didn't cut us off from Command." Simmons exclaims.
"You interrupted the radio transmission!" Grif yells.
"No I didn't." Simmons starts. "Whoever Sarge was talking with was already down in that cave. I just walked up and started talking to Sarge in the middle of it."
"What the fuck do you think interrupting means?"
"Can it, you two." Sarge orders.
"Yeah, you're giving me a headache." Andy says to them.
"Andy, is that you?" Simmons asks.
"No, I'm the other talking bomb. Francis." Andy says sarcastically. "Pleased to meet ya, ya dickhead."
"I thought you were busy helping the enemy."
"Nah, they didn't need me anymore. Apparently that revived guy learned enough alien language to get by, And then it was 'What have you done for me lately?'"
Grif speaks up. "Hey, what was that deal they were talking about when I was all drugged out?"
"Grif, I'm proud of you." Donut says. "Admitting you have a problem is the first step."
"Fuck off, Donut."
"Baby steps Grif.
Andy continues. "That new alien is here to find the old one, and he revived the blue guy to help him. But then something happened to him, I dunno what, started actin' all, funky."
"The alien revived him." Simmons says.
"Yeah, they don't treat life and death the same way we do. Fact that little guy that everyone think-"
Sarge interrupts. "We don't have time for this. Let's go, men."
Everyone turns to leave.
"Wait, take me with you!" Andy yells.
"Andy, we're going into battle unmanned, low on ammo, and with no support." Sarge tells the bomb. "What use could we possibly have for a ball?" Sarge turns around and walks away.
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"There's the base." Sarge says.
"It looks like they're in trouble." Simmons states. "Is that the bounty hunter guy? That guy's a dick."
"Hah! The Blues have overextended themselves and spread their forces too thin! Classic blunder. Chance of plans, men! Instead of hitting Blues Base, we're going to take back our own base!"
"Tank!" Grif yells.
"Oh shit!" Simmons yells.
Everyone starts to scatter.
"Rechange of plans, men!" Sarge yells. "Blue Base it is."
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"No, I;m the other talking bomb. Francis." Andy says sarcastically. "Please to meet ya, ya d*ckhead."
; --> ' / Please --> Pleased
"I though you were busy helping the enemy."
though --> thought
"Nag, they didn't need me anymore.
Nag --> Nah