Ugh. What happened to me? I feel like I was hit by a bus. And where am I? It's so dark.
*Ding*
| Welcome user. Please choose a name. |
Huh? Am I going crazy? I could swear I just heard a woman's voice in my head.
| Negative you are perfectly sane. Please choose a name. |
What!? What the hell! What is this thing!?
| I am the god support system Unity or system/Unity for short. Please choose a name. |
*Hoo*
Calm down first let's think about what happened before all this.
Hmm, well I was walking home after quitting that shitty job. I arrived at the cross walk. I checked both ways. It was clear. I then started to cross then. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I know I used the expression a lot but fuck, my luck is shit. What are the chances of looking both ways and getting hit by a fucking plain!
Well, that explains why everything hurts. But where am I?
| User is currently in the void space. Please choose a name |
What's the void space? Is it like the waiting area for-. Actually, what happens after death?
| Reincarnation is what happens after death. Please choose a name. |
Ok. Then is the void space the waiting area for reincarnation?
| Negative. The void space is an area of existence that is used for the creation of new universes. |
So then why am I here?
| User is here to make a new universe. For more information please choose a name. |
(annoyed)Haa, fine let's go with Blaze.
*Ding*
| Welcome user Blaze to the god support system Unity. |
| Status loading... |
Wha-
*Ding*
| Status complete. Would you like to see? Y/N |
Uh, yes?
Status |
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Name: Blaze |
Wait, what does it mean bodies made?
[It means you don't have a body.]
Hold on one second why can I only hear your voice now?
[It's because you finally joined the system. Duh.]
Why do you sound so snarky about it too!? And weren't you just speaking formally just a few seconds ago!?
[Yep. But through a scan of your memories this way of talking was shown to be more comfortable for you.]
Whatever. Just what do you mean I don't have a body? I can clearly feel pain.
[No, what you felt was what you call phantom pain. It is when you can feel pain when it's not really there.]
Ok. But still, I have a body.
[No, you don't that is just your own delusion. You haven't made one for yourself.]
(Annoyed) You're starting to really annoy me with the way you talk.
[To bad. No, take backs.]
Fine! Just tell me how I make a body!
[Simple, just imagine the type of body you want and what it looks like. Also, make sure it can hold all your power or else it'll explode.]
*Hoo*
Let's think. An ideal body for me. Hmm, I guess my old body is good just a change in the hair and eye color. Not to brag but I looked pretty good and was tall.
[Mhm.]
Hey, why do you not sound convinced.
[It's not that. It's just that you sounded like a complete narcissist while doing it.]
Oof. Well, I'm sorry for having some confidence in myself.
[You don't sound sorry.]
Rrrg! You're so frustrating to talk to!
[Sorry.]
Yo-. Huh? What did you just say?
[I said sorry.]
Woah, that was unexpected. Well, thanks. Now onto making my body!
(An unknown amount of time later)
"Finally!! I've done it! I've made my body!"
*Clench Clench*
[Congratulations! It only took you 387,939 tries.]
Oof. Did you have to say it out loud.
[Believe it or not that's actually fairly low for the first time.]
Really?
[Yep. Now are you going to open that message you have?]
Fiinnnee. [Status]
Status |
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Name: Blaze |
Wait. It took me a year to make a body?!
[Believe it or not that's quicker than most.]
Whatever. *Click*
|
Hello young gods. I Regitimas God of Earth invite all of you to my domain to learn how to do your job and everything you need to know. You do not have to attend it is just something to help you all and to meet each other and your chaos partner. <---Back Click to teleport to domain |
What's a chaos partner?
[A chaos partner is the other half of a True God. A Chaos God. Their worlds and universes make chaos mana, while True Gods' worlds make true mana. One cannot have a stable world without both.]
Who's my chaos partner?
[I cannot tell you. You have to meet them yourself.]
Haa, well that's annoying. I guess I'll go then. One question though. How do I tell they are my chaos partner.
[Two ways. First you can change your hair color and their eye color would change with it or and this one is much simpler. You'll just feel a click when you see them.]
Just say the easiest option first!
[But that's not nearly as fun.]
You little shit I'm going to destroy you!
[Oh Ya. And how exactly are you going to that?]
I-. *Rrrg* Fuck you!
[Haha.]
Shut up!
[Fine, fine, don't get your panties in a twist. Oh, wait you're naked! Ahahaha!]
Then how do I make clothes then o mighty system.
[Same as your body.]
*Hoo*
Calm down Blaze. She is just trying to make you mad.
Let's just make clothes and go. At least he was kind enough to send a way to get there.
*Flash*
Yes! First try. Now to leave. *Click Flash*
Thanks for the chapter!
cool
TY for chapter!
Blaze story gonna be real interesting.
TY for the chap.