Don't worry I am here!

(Cheap)Narrator joins the chat

And so with Lena starting to look around the app on her phone...

FakeThreeSizes: "Hmm... So a goddess really exists?"

Traveler: "Got fucked by one 500 years ago. I suspect its Paimon my travel companion that somehow got fucked by something 500 years ago and is guiding me to get back at it or something..."

Bartender: "If there was a god in my world it wouldn't be so shit."

LazyKiller: "Well God stole all our Killium and sent my world into apocalypse, Don't trust those shits."

Wait... where is Flandre?

Traveler: "I think the young lady is asleep over there."

Admin: "Anyway, in the big screen Lena is about to make her first ever summon, I actually gave all of you a menu and so YOU can choose who to sent her~"

Traveler: "So WE are the ones to decide who she will be living with for who knows how long? Sure."

FakeThreeSizes: "We are the ones in control of her fate? Amusing!"

Bartender: "I will not partake in this one."

LazyKiller: "Someone wake up the little lady, I think she will like this event."

Admin: "Sounds good, Flandre-sama? It is time to play."

LittleSecret: "mhh... Flan wants to play..."

Admin: "Good now the only thing you gotta do is choose someone from here."

Admin now hands Flandre...Flan-chan...Flan...Lets go with Flan, now Admin hands Flan a list that has a image of the character and bunch of letters she isn't going to read.

FakeThreeSizes: "I'll choose her, she seems like the most sadist, I want to see her face of terror."

If we see who Shalltear chose... RPK-16 a sadist who wants to be human, betrayed her team faction... Please don't be this one

Traveler: "Why only girls? Anyway I choose her."

Lets see who Lumine chose!... K7..? Who is this?

Admin: "Why someone who has no info?"

Traveler: "Dunno."

LittleSecret: "I choose this girl! Now can we play?"

Admin: "Sure Flan you can play with FakeThreeSizes and Lumine."

NoBo-FakeThreeSizes: "Why am I the only one you call by nickname!?"

Anyway Flan chose... Thunder? I mean... She does look like her sister Remilia, well that works.

LazyKiller: "I think its my turn? I choose Ak-12. Seems fun."

Admin: "Ok, now for who gets to go, we let others gods decide! We got 1 min to vote. The Major gods get 2 votes and The Lesser gods get 1 vote! Begin!"

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Admin: "And that is the 1 minute! Thanks for participating Major and Lesser gods. Now results!"

System

LittleSecret - Thunder - 22%

FakeThreeSizes - RPK-16 - 25%

Traveler - K7 - 23%

Bartender - None - 0%

LazyKiller Ak-12 - 30%

LittleSecret: "*Ugh* Why did Flandre not win?"

FakeThreeSizes: "Wha! Gods truly do not know what fun is.*hmph*"

Bartender: "So.. Umm" 

LazyKiller: "Laevateinn"

Bartender: "I'll remember that next time, and congratulations you won this event?"

Admin: "Yep, and so we will sent her!"

And resume! Lena is sure panicking about the summon.

Bartender: "Hmm, how does that work?"

FakeThreeSizes: "I believe that's what the supreme ones call 'Drop' I over heard the supreme ones talk about it."

LazyKiller: "So who are the 'supreme ones' you keep talking about?"

FakeThreeSizes: "Do you think I will just give out information to anyone?"

Traveler: "Oh, She found shelter."

FakeThreeSizes: "So she did."

Bartender: "Are there any bugs?"

Admin: "Not the normal ones."

LazyKiller: "I wonder what she will do for food, she is sleeping with her stomach growling."

Traveler: "Paimon would kill me if there was no food before sleep."

LittleSecret: "Oh, Sakuya would always feed me."

Bartender: "I can make us a drink?"

Admin: "If you dont give Flandre alcohol then you're good."

LazyKiller: "Menu?"

Bartender: "Sure... here."

FakeThreeSizes: "Zen star please."

Traveler: "i can drink? i always get the 'kids cant drink' but ok nice. A drink in a long time. I'll have a Fluffy dream."

LittleSecret: "What does Flan get?"

Admin: "I present you, a fake Sakuya blood bag!"

LittleSecret: "*ugh* Flan will take it."

LazyKiller: "Piano woman?"

Bartender: "1 Zen Star, 1 Fluffy Dream and 1 Piano Woman."

LazyKiller: "Btw, where you get Ak-12 from?"

Admin: "She is from a dead universe I just took all her intact memories and rebuilt her."

Traveler: "So you can do that? What are you?"

FakeThreeSizes: "Who cares? He wants entertainment, so do we."

LittleSecret: "I want to play too!"

Admin: "Flandre, If you win in the next event I'll send you to play with someone I know ok?"

LittleSecret: "Flan will try her best!"