PrinceyLeggles

I wrote this just for fun cause NaNoWriMo is getting on my nerves. Thank god I'm not an adult yet- that would be 60000 words.And just for funsies Smaug only speaks german.

One issue

I barely know german

I know like basic phrases but... I refuse to use google translate

Also. Smaug is a lot larger than the dragons of Kyria

SMAUG

Smag looked around himself. Why was everything so shiny it hurts his eyes? Where was the burning village? That damn Bowman!!? He was planning on eating his son, but, ah well. He just wanted to kill those dwarves who had dared try to break into his gold horde!! 

"WOHER IST MEIN GOLD??" He yelled, "GIB MIR MEIN GOLD!!" He roared

He stomped around, roaring and blowing fire everywhere. 

"ICH HASSE DICH!!" He roared again at some random squirrel scurrying past his feet.  

Some random little baby dragon went scurrying past. "Sag mir, wo mein Gold ist, oder ich werde dich essen," He growled. Stomping to them  he towered over the shaking dragon. It was a strange looking dragn, blue, with random golden flecks. 

At this Smaug roared with anger, had this little baby dragon stolen his gold and immbed it in their scales?!?! NO! "ICH HASSE DICH!!" He repeated, he moved forward and tried to pick up the little dragon but accidently stepped on it. Ah well. 

Then another dragon came running in front of him, this one darkly colored with pitch black scales and a murderous expression. This dragon was followed by a golden dragon, "You killed my sister!!" He yelled, he and the other one were about twice as large as the other dragon- the one he had stepped on, but still tiny. 

"das war deine schwester? Sie war wirklich klein. Und so bist du," Smaug snorted. He felt something stab his tail, and he turned around. 

That pesky bowman. 

PrinceyLeggles

I had to add Bard, thrandy dandy, Thorin, and bilbo of course

He flicked his tail and sent the bowman flying, before rounding on the dwarf. The leader of the company that had attempted to plunder his horde. Sure he had stolen it from them originally... but... finders keepers losers weepers. The dwarf yelled something and charged forward, taking a bow and pointing it at Smaug. But there wasn't an arrow. What. Smaug felt an arrow peirce him. 
Oh

oh

THORIN OAKENSHIELD

Thorin watched with satisfaction as Smaug keeled over and fell face first onto the ground. "The dragon is dead!" He yelled. 

"Nice." Not that annoying voice!!

Thorin turned around.

Of course

Of course

Thranduil was standing there, sipping wine and staring judgemetanly at Thorin. "But there's two more over there," He pointed to the two dragons standing behind Thorin. 

Thorin rolled his eyes, "But they're tiny." 

Bilbo moved fora=ward quickly and was soon clutching onto thorin's arm. "But they're dragons," He whispered, eyes wide. 

KATYA

"WHat is happening?" She whispered to Casimir.

Casimir shrugged, "I don't know. But I'm bored. Wanna leave?"

"Sure." 

PrinceyLeggles

haha... this did not go as I planned. But If you don't know what Thorin and Thranduil look like. Look them up. They are magestic. ANd Bilbo is just... Bilbo. THATS WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES!!! ANyway.. I just wanted german smaug to step on someone....