*'Author'* "Yes my creations! Squirm like the worms you are!"

???? "Uh... boss, I think someone got mixed up on your creations."

*'Author'* "Where? That one whose having a disgusting orgasm or the collapsed oujo-sama? Those are my creations you know? They're based on the same character you know. I just separated them."

B.??? "... no sir, its the one in their midst, yeah the one who looks like a NEET running away from reality."

*'Author'* "oh, that guy. That's an experiment waiting to go wrong you know. He's the only one who knows his a character. He's actually MC material but it wouldn't be fun otherwise if he's a lazy ass shit. Cause what do you think would happen if he knows he has plot armor?"

B.R.?? "Riight~, you just want to mess with him right?"

*'Author'* "Right you are~ I always like to see them squirm. He's also popular before he became a NEET you know, although he was as dense as a rock before. I wonder what will happen now?"

Bastard(fake) Random Omnipotent(fake) Being "shouldn't you monitor their progress sir? And also, can you change my name already? It's annoying."

*'Author'* "On with the show people! And someone get me candy to give this guy *points at the Random Being* here's your salary"

B.R.O.B. "..."