" Waaagh"... God i have such a weird yawn, whatever, Today is a new day! I might go outside and check whatever the fuck God is creating!

As i left my little 1 room cottage, the light of the sun blinded me as if i was a new born was opening their eyes for the first time, like Wow, God has really put some effort! 

The view is magnificent, I could only describe it as a beautiful valley, with bountiful prairies and forests; And GODDAMN IS THAT A FLOATING ISLAND? WITH A WATERFALL? She really is putting effort in this world!

[... Well, thank you for the compliments, i appreciate them, but enough with it, welcome to uhhhhhh.... uhm... Vjzcayah! yeah that's... totally a fitting name haha!]

"Wow, incredible, hey, i mean it, i got used to the restless metropolitan area that i lived in... this looks just, beautiful doesn't do it justice!"

[Hehehe, thank you... Anyways! I have put a lot of work in this! It originally was a Grimdark fantasy world, only the surrounding area has been cleaned up though, I, uhm, have been having some troubles changing the empire...]

"Ehm, what is.. Grim-dark?, Actually, I don't wanna know"

[Yeah it's just a genre of fantasy/science fiction for men, Whatever, moving on! did you see the goodies i left in the bag! i hope you like The Gun]

"It... certainly is one of the most Gunny Guns of all time" i said, thinking about how it looks like a mesh of all revolvers i have ever seen.

[Yeah yeah, it quite literally is copied from a series i watched when i was younger, just visualise the target, and your next shot will never miss, like, literally, the bullets will move in the direction of their cranium/heart]

"HUH? THAT... Is insanely overpowered... am i one if those protagonists that get insane powers from the start?"

[Eh no that's about it i guess, it's actually quite difficult to mess around with the world, I'll just pull the strings of fate and give you some, uh, lets call them "events" to your home,and just react however you desire, there is no bad or good reaction, just do whatever you feel like]

"uh-huh... okay, i guess I accept this."

[Good, good, well, bye! i need to reshuffle and make some more changes to the world, destroy some cock and balls and turn them into dust, you know?]

"OK" i say, as i shiver and place both hands on my crotch, the idea of getting castrated made me feel uncomfortable.

[Well, expect some events soon, Bye!]

"Yeah... goodbye!" still feeling uncomfortable about it, i just go back inside and try to read a book...