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Where the fuck am i? HUH? WHAT IS THIS WHAT WHERE AM I THIS FEELS WEIRD HEY GOD CAN YOU HEAR ME HE-
[Will you shut up? I was going to give you like, you know, a choice to select your body and all that stuff, I'm just going to give you the new identity now ]
Hey that's kinda fucked up I thought I would get a choice also WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENIN-
Hey audience It is I, the author, right now our dear friend, uh, wait shit they didn't say their name fuck uhhh... Juana! Yeah, Juana, our friend is getting their soul ripped from that headless corpse and put into her new body.. YEAH! GENDER BENDER! ...
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I am going to be honest I have no Idea what I am doing or what to do next...
Oh, apparently the process is done... Nice. Well time to put her uhhhhhh where the hell is it... mhm... Oh, this cottage near the road... let me just... kill of the inhabitants... yeah that'll do. I'll leave her with some goodies...
[A few hours later]
Ugh.. My head... what a fucking asshole... Where.. am i... Goodness gracious my head... I feel like i am going to get my head split open..
Wait... What the... What is this body.. i can feel.. I have a dick? But also boobs.. Oh you dirty Author you are such a perv-
[Fuck you too, i am giving you a dick because i don't feel like doing stuff around your period and shit, all women in this world also won't go through it]
Wow... you.. sure are lazy... Whatever, You said you were just going to give me an identity, right?
[Oh yeah right, Your name is now Juana, You have the body of a young Woman with penis, You live in a cottage near the main road to a city, (this is an easy set up for events) Your task is to give me some more time to develop to this world while also helping me shape it to your desires, If you o desire you can just stay here and i just throw events at you every once in a while. I gave you some trinkets and tools to help yourself with, like, A Gun.]
....Ok... That... Uh... Sure. Whatever. Give me some more time to think... Figure stuff out.. Alright? Do you need to tell me anything else?
[Uh no i think that's all, well, See yah!]
What a strange woman...
Anyways, Uh, What do we have here...
