sunflower-kun are you still suffering? this is Freshly Out of Bath Ren-sama speaking on his separate bed on the siblings room. sometimes I imagined how hard it is for you to live without sunlight and lack of water.

 

maybe not sometimes only now but-

 

I'm sorry I was stupid, how did I forget that simple task.

 

man, if only you appear on banter with tree-kun on dinner time. it would help me remember.

 

Tree: it because you didn't lick it.

 

I only lick tree-kun thank you for the advice and critic please leave a 5 star review on my licking service.

 

tree: 

 

whilst thinking these very helpful thought Ren-sama went into dreamland

 

it took me 2 second to realize I'm inside a dream shishishi

 

realizing inside a dream equals power they says. fufufu

 

tree-kun you shall appear!

 

???

 

no no what is this abomination of fruit. there is no need for apple and pear to henshin. kuso what have I done to my precious tree.

 

"psst Ren-kun Ren-kun."

 

sunflower-kun?

 

"why didn't you lick me Ren-kun..."

 

n-no I can't-

 

fueh?

 

"Ren breakfast ready, let's go together."

it took me 1 second to leave a dream kukuku. they can't restrain a freshly awoken Ren-sama.

 

speaking of dream I remembered vaguely it was... a horrible dream. Truly deserving a 1 star review.

 

du du run~ freshly awoken Ren-sama is evolving!

 

> Freshly brushed teeth and hair Ren-sama is here!!

I also washed my face but I can't fit the words there.

 

anyway its early morning. no tension ren-sama were also here. I was using exclamation mark to fool you guys kukuku

 

I'm so evil even maou-sama is trembling from hearing my deeds.

 

haiss I feel tired I want to sleep more. I need to lick tree-kun for some energy.

 

With those thought in my mind I DEVOURED breakfast within one second.

 

Man that dream is so crappy that I can still hear sunflower-kun complain of not being licked.

 

Tree-kun help me give 1 star review to whoever managing dreams.

 

Now then, this is the hard part. How do you communicate with your family when your communication skill is so bad that you had a imaginary tree-kun and sunflower-kun right in your mind-

 

Ok deep breath.

 

...

 

 

I can't do it. I... I'm too low on tree-kun energy.

 

With this I'm going out to play~

 

I don't even have the energy to activate my dash skill. Just kidding

 

DASHU ACTIVATEE

 

I've become one with the wind. Kaze ni naRUN da

 

UWOOOOOOOOO

 

We've arrived within 2 second it was a new record.

 

Anyway let's recharge my energy.

 

Pero pero pero

 

"Hieeeee."

 

??? Pero pero pero

 

"N-no."

 

!?!?!? This is surprised Ren-sama here. It's an emergency.

 

Tree-kun is not tree-kun. Strategic retreat. It was an impostor. Kuh I can't believe I've been deceived.

 

I hid away to the neighboring tree. And peeked from afar.

 

What is that?

 

Oyoyoyo tree-kun throwing away a corpse yow.

 

Oh she's still alive.

 

That's not good tree-kun leaving evidence like that. Shall I help you? Just kidding~ of course you don't need a kid like me to erase your evidence-

 

ahahaha- 

 

Tree: RUN STUPID

 

I TRIED STFU braincell number 2 my legs can't move because this random vines that popped up like sticky ads on sketchy websites.

 

Sunflower: JUST TRY DUMBASS I DON'T WANT TO DIE HERE

 

I'm trying **sobs**

 

The pain that I expected were not there. Maybe I already died.

 

jira jira

 

??? What are you giving this to me?

 

Te I don't understand please stop torturing my cheeks.

 

Just who are thy green hair weirdly dressed woman.

 

Thank you for the strange fruit tho.

 

...

 

[True Tree-kun POV]

 

today that strange elf were also visiting me.

 

he's very weird kid. does my bark really that tempting?

 

also stop doing whatever you are doing right now. even I can feel the embarassement here. kid hello can you hear me?

 

ah I want to move away. is there a way for a tree like me to do that?

 

I want to grow a leg and ranaway from here- oh he's already done.

 

he didn't lick me...

 

what do I do. am I not his favourite tree anymore?

 

no- he always did that I took it for granted. it was a blunder on my part.

 

licking tree is not a normal elf would do...

He's a weirdo anyway...

 

Why didn't he lick me today...

 

I can try to grow a leg after my evolution point were full.

 

I heard about truant or tyrant something from gossiping tree that I rejected friend request form.

 

but is it worth it?

 

Except for the kid and the gossiping tree. It was mostly peaceful here. 

 

Add some weird couple that likes to do outdoor near the gossiping tree.

 

Speaking of couple. Weirdo-kun really doesn't have any friend doesn't he?

 

It can't be helped then. Growing leg is not a priority. 

 

I want to grow fruit. Oh he came back. It was late go home elf-kun.

 

!?

 

He's a weirdo. I can't imagine him having a friend in his entire life.

 

Hmph. Oh my evolution bar is full.

 

Please- I want to grow fruit.

 

...

 

Back to Present Ren-sama that was being hugged by strange lady.

 

I don't understand ma'am. I don't believe you speak elven language are you?

 

But I can somehow can tell that you explained your story to me.

 

Thank you for trying.

 

Now then. I still need to recharge my energy. See you later weird lady!

 

I ran towards tree-kun. Kukuku that was a fine wife you got there tree-kun. Will she be jealous of me licking you everyday?

 

shishishi. I won't lick you starting from tommorow so...

 

Let me spoil myself for today!!

 

Pero pero pero

 

"Ahn."

 

???

 

 ....

 

Leaving with confusion and also understanding as he got chased away by the green haired lady.

 

Ren-sama is devolving.

 

Broken hearted Ren-sama is here...

 

Losing your first tree is like losing your first love. Oh how tragic... The unrequited love of Ren-sama.

 

Let's play at sunflower field~ maybe it was time to became a sunflower killer.

 

Broken hearted Ren-sama doesn't have dash skill how inconvenient.

 

Walking down the familiar path. Not running gives him a different feeling.

 

Tree-kun wife is so beautiful. Right, she gave me a weird fruit in which I still holding right now.

 

Might as well~

 

Crunch

 

Is this apple or pear?

 

I only have eaten those two fruit in both of my life's. That's why I can't compare them to other fruit.

 

sadly the heartbroken Ren-sama doesn't want to think anything.

 

Tree-kun: Mood -100

Sunflower-kun: heartbroken debuff is so strong. Tree-kun do something or this series would be over within two chapter.

Tree-kun: even if you say that...

 

Whilst the two imaginary friends run amock inside Ren mind.

 

Ren-sama arrived at the sunflower field.

 

This is where I must met my childhood friend and make a promise to marry her. 

 

YOSHAAAA I WON'T LOSE TO TREE-KUN DAMN IT.

 

Tree: welcome back Ren-kun

 

But even if I say that there wasn't a single child popping out from this village. Come on childhood friend pop up already what's with elves birthrate man.

 

Do they need an elven kid cheer them as they woo?

 

Can't be helped. Should I venture outside for a bit?

 

Technically this field is already outside of elven village reach. It would be no trouble to venture a teeny bit.

 

Let's get supplies at our base.

 

...

 

If your asking me what did I bring for today expedition kukuku.

 

I didn't have anything. I realized my base was broke. but as they says as long as there's a will there's a way.

 

And it's not like there's any I'm wild animals around.

 

maybe.

 

hopefully.

 

please.

 

I had the half eaten strange fruit with me. Yes, I can't finish it because the breakfast that I took earlier-

 

But anyways.

 

We're going that way where's the sunflower were always pointing out with its head.

 

Fufufu Adventure ready to go Ren-sama is here.

 

Let's go and find ourselves a childhood friend to make a promise to marry each other when we grow up. And then she forgotten about the promise and married other boys instead. And when I found out about it I will be heartbroken and be single for my entire life.

 

I can't wait to find one!

 

Tree-kun: how about fixing your communication issue first and practice with your family.

 

I can't hear you from all the thrill and excitement about going to venture!

 

Ren-sama special skill!!

 

Ninja DASHU

 

with this skill I won't be noticed by hostile animal kukuku.

 

Tree analysis.

 

Tree-kun: truthfully I think you would die if you keep running whilst not securing water.

 

Who are you impostor. Where is my dumb tree-kun go

 

Tree: if you see a 1 star review on your page it would be from me.

 

Shishishi nice try 

 

did you think a single review would change my mind?

 

Sunflower-kun: your action and your mouth doesn't seems to match.

 

Anyways we're ventured far already. But there's really nothing except random trees candidate that I would lick in the future.

 

Tree: please don't defile them.

 

A weird creature spotted!

 

An unknown bird up ahead.

 

>> Run towards it

>> Run towards it

>> Flee

 

Can't be helped. Let's choose number tree whilst we flee towards the bird.

 

Shishishi.

 

POWER WALK ACTIVATEE

 

??? Why is there's space elevator in this world?

 

ahahaha I must be dreaming yeah.

 

Anyway woah the sea is so blue~

 

The sky is also blue~

 

Where the f is the yellow sand.

 

Humu let's talk seriously for a moment.

 

I thought that this was a fantasy world just from our village and races.

 

But a half built space elevator huh.

 

They are not bad.

 

now I had decided my lifetime goal. I also want to contribute with that project when I grow up.

 

 

But for the young me. Playing in the village is good enough.

 

Shishishi.