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"BORING , boring, boring, boring , boring , So lame . How just how can someone have such an Uneventful life and then just die like that.. Hmm? how did I die? Well..... I broke my neck, when I slipped off the tree while performing a rescue mission..... What? No, don't look at me with those eyes ..Seriously!"

" But you know what At least my death wasn't in vain as I did something really good , wanna know?  huhuhu, Then behold my glorious achievement I saved a CAT. Hmm?.. no - no it's not some secret organization or something I am talking about a stray cat .... what anti-climactic you say ?... tch - tch let me explain it to you , You know that a cat have nine lives right? It means I saved nine lives in one go heh..*smirks*. Now you can't call it lame too,  if you do then you are not a good guy , nope here have a middle finger to all those bad guys of the world Who had a girlfriend because bad boys were populer between girls ."

 "Well my ranting aside; I did such a good deed. I think I deserve a VIP spot in heaven.. right?"

"BUT why does it looks so Dark? did someone turned off the light , now where the heck is Switch  do I have to turn it on myself , you heartless people how can you make the me 'the great embodiment of laziness' do such an useless act of Switching on lights. Now you shall perish for you insolence kukukuku hahahahahahaaaaa..... um wait this is bad isn't it ! am I going crazy? no it can't be , let's look at the scenery, yeah it'll make me feel normal ....."

" Dark, without any smell or any sign of life, light or anything .... That's the best way I currently have to describe the World around me if it can be counted as one ! "

"Yeah no wonder I am getting crazy , what would become of me I haven't even tried the new Honkai game, no I can't perish sob sob, Hmm Um what the heck are they.. fireflies?"

{ Seriously fireflies?  have you already lost it poor soul?.. tch- tch you were so young and yet....}

"WHAT. it can't be are you ROB !"

{ Hmm ? oh , yeah ROB or random omniscient being is what you humans call us in your novels isn't it . You can call me that for now }

"I knew it! such A good guy like me can't be thrown away like this right ? Now are you going to reincarnate me , Oh and will you give me Choices like world I want to reincarnate myself and powers in exchange of entertainment and.... wait you know about novels ! "

{ Well the answer for your first question is no it doesn't have anything to do with you being a good guy or anything. I just came here after sensing a lost soul and yeah I can reincarnation you , I think it'll be fun }

{Secondly yeah you can choose tho I already know which world you'll choose couse I know many things don't ask how.

Now for your last question I'll reincarnation you in exchange of your soul ..}

"Sweet now I wanna Cho.. no wait a minute my soul you'll take my soul what would be left of me then! "

{now calm down that was just a joke I have no use of your soul}.

"phew, I never felt so glad for being useless."

{ ..okay?}.

"So you said you already know which world I'll choos what about my powers".

{ Of course I do it DXD isn't it, As for your power let's make it as a secret} Rob said with a smirk.

".... I don't like that smirk on your face, but no choise of powers huh well , I think I Should be grateful to you for giving me this opportunity , thanks I guess?"

{ No need to be so thankful I'll be getting my share of entertainment from you after all}

"Alright any clues any my race or place of birth anything?"

{ Sure But first please Tell me what's wrong with your middle finger it's somehow annoying }

"Oh! sorry about that ...wait you don't know what it means Aren't you omniscient?"

{Hmm about that maybe it's because I unconsciously forget about useless things . kind of like phone cleaner memory booster stuff you had in your world. Is it some kind of a special greeting?}

".... you sure you don't know about it?"

{yeah, now i am getting curious shall I peek in your soul again?}

"No..... wait! You what?"

{what, peek at your soul how do think I knew about your wish even before you could think of it?}.

"No, no ,no ! how can you do it casually like  that!"

{Well because I can? Anyway tell me what does that gesture means}.

Sweat started forming on my forehead even Though I don't have my body, just spirit "well it's as you said before it's a Special greeting..... well kind of but not for you. So don't worry about it !"

{hmm well alright it's about time to send you..}

No wait a damn minute! Clues What about my damn clues ?

{Oh, yeah well you'll be a fallen angel and your parent will be Azazel , well now you go}

Azazel! No WAIT A FU**ING MINUTEeeeeeeeee...

{I hope you can show me something good}....

Rob said with a smile.

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Well that's it guys hope you enjoyed it .