two nazis would be seen by civilians running out of bank holding tow bags of cash with a monkey sign on it]
robber 1: boss man why the hell are we even doing this?
Robber 2: because..we’re sending a message!
[the cops would begin to chase after them, one of the robbers getting tased]
Robber 1: OH SHIT RONALD-
[the other one would suddenly get pistol whipped by another cop]
Cop 2: ON THE GROUND YOU BLACK GORILLA!!
[that’s when an explosion would happen across from the street, killing multiple civilians]
Robber 2: YES RAFIKI IS HERE.
[robber 2 would then get shot in the head by the racist cop]
Cop 2: dirty nig-
[that’s when another outher explosion would happen, killing the two cops and injuring the other robber]
robber 1: RAFIKI WHAT THE HELL-
Random black guy: rafiki? Is this him?
[the random black guy would then pull out a decapitated head of a Arab guy]
Robber 1: you bastard! Wait..who caused that explosion.
random black guy: oh it was me, I’m a super hero buddy!
Robber 1: you seem autistic!
Random black guy: AUTISTIC THESE HANDS!
[the black guy would then make a finger gun, blasting a beam of energy causing another explosion which sent the black guy back]
- a few weeks ago -
[the same black guy would be seen eating a chicken sandwich from Popeyes, when all of a sudden a girl would appear right next to him]
black guy: AYO WHAT THE F-
girl: hello Michael.
Michael: (wow this baddie knows my name, she must have a crush on me)
Michael: what’s up mommy, ever been with a real man.
girl: I’m sorry, I don’t like negros.
Michael: (WHAT A BITCH-)
Michael: well I don’t like yellow Chinese rice chewers either so-
Girl: I didn’t come here to argue, I came here cause I have a proposition for you..
Michael: I’m flattered but I’m kinda a busy guy-
Girl: no you aren’t Michael, your nothing my a retarded loner who wants to actually have physical touch with a women.
Michael: ..well you’re a.. a dirty erm..
Girl: what’s the matter can’t think of anymore insults for my race? It’s alright we know you can’t fight for shit but enough about that, we need you to be a test subject.
Michael: listen lady I ain’t being shit, just let me eat my chicken sandwich like the “negro” I am.
Girl: no..
[the lady would then stand up]
Michael: you wanna fight or something nigga!?
[michael would then get up, raising up fist like a goofball]
Michael: come at me pal!
[the girl would stare at him blankly before then hitting him with a strong uppercut to the jaw, making him do a whole backflip before then falling on his back]
Michael: oh shit! I c- I can’t see..
girl: like I said Michael we need you to be a test subject, where we make your cells get fused with neon energy to see if it gives you power.
Michael: you guys wanna be the essex corp so bad!
[the girl eyes would then dilate as she begin to levitate, her limbs started twisting and trembling until the bones bursted out the flesh and she’d let out a banshee like scream]
Michael: this is like some shit off stranger things..
[Michael would throw his chicken sandwich at the girl, causing her to dash at Michael and tackle him]
Michael: NO NO NO NOT ME IM TOO BLACK TO DIE-
[the girls bones would burst out her back as they begin to form into wings, she’d grab Michael by the neck as she flung him towards a wall]
the girl: ⟟’⋔ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ⟒⏃⏁ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⎎⌰⟒⌇⊑!!
Michael: I don’t understand Ching Chong nigga!
[the girl would begin to bite onto michael’s leg, blood splattering everywhere]
Michael: AHHHHHH SHIT YOU A GODDAMN GHOUL!!-
[michael would punch the girl dead in the face which knocked her back, as he’d then begin to run at a slow rate]
Girl: ☊⍜⋔⟒ ⏚⏃☊☍ ⋏⟟☌☌⟒⍀!!
[the girl would catch up quickly, as she tackled Michael once more - this time her body spazzing out uncontrollably]
Michael: god please..
[Michael would try to stop the girl by grabbing her face, but instead she’d begin to vomit purple energy all onto Michaels hands and arms]
Michael: AAAAHH YOU NASTY ASS LADY-
[the girl would then fall unconscious as police sirens would be heard from a distance]
Michael: (I’m gonna get shot..)
[as Michael saw them get out the car it would thankfully be black cops instead of whites]
Michael: (I’m saved..)
