The world stopped, sounds cut off, movement halted, and the world went white. Time dragged on for an eternity until..
“Ding!”
{Welcome to the Tutorial}
{Congratulations your planet Sol-3.62514 has reached optimal Mana saturation and will now be split off and become its own Divergent Dimension.}
{You like most Denizens of this new Divergent Dimension will now be going through the randomization procedure.}
{Many things may change, including but not limited to: Age, Species, Race, Gender, or physical characteristics.}
{Due to the abrupt nature of this change each Denizen going through randomization will be given (1) Major Boon, (1) Greater Boon,(1) standard Boon, (3) Lesser Boons, and (5) least Boons to be applied after randomization is complete }
{Warning due to your upcoming Randomization all movement, memories, and emotions are temporarily sealed to allow optimal integration}
{Beginning Randomization}
{Randomizing…}
{Randomizing…}
{Randomizing complete}
Name: REDACTED
Gender: Male —> Female
Age: 29 —> 18
Race: Human —> Beast-kin
Species: Caucasian(mixed) —> Feline(domestic)
Height: 6’1” —> 5’1”
Weight: 175 lbs —> 95 lbs
Eye color: Brown —> Teal
Hair color: Black —> Black
{You have now been Randomized and the system has been unlocked please familiarize yourself with all options before using provided Boons}
{Opening Status}
Level: 1
Experience: 0/100
Mana type: Neutral
Blood line: Lesser Beast (Domestic Cat)
Class: complete skill selection
Skill 1: unselected
Skill 2: unselected
Skill 3: unselected
Skill 4: unselected
Skill 5: unselected
Statistics: Locked until class selection
{ Restrictions are now removed}
“Poof!”
A short and very naked cat-girl pops into existence and proceeds to do the sensible thing.
???: AHhhhhhhh!!!!
{ You will now have 24 standard hours to use your Boons and prepare for the physical training portion of the tutorial.}
{Have a nice day}
???: FUCK YOU STUPID BOX!!!
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Sure Votes: 134 79.8%
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Not sure yet Votes: 29 17.3%
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No Votes: 2 1.2%
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Fuck off Votes: 3 1.8%
I mean... that "f*ck off" vote option is, like, really tempting...
Not 'cause I'm not interested in seeing where the series goes, 'cause I try to stay solidly non-committal until you've taken me on a few dates- I mean, chapters...
But come on, how can you dangle that tasty looking button in front of my mouth and expect me not to bite it on reflex?
What's that? I seem to be mixing my messages and metaphors? f*ck off... SEE?! SEEEEEE?!
More cat girl please, we'll pretend that didn't just happen.
At least wine and dine me before we go steady.
It’s more of a joke option to be honest
@Choobs As was my reply. ^_-
How specific the bloodline was really feels like a middle finger…
so not for nothing, but shouldn't the species but just "human" because saying Caucasian literally means that in your universe white people are different species then black people (though Caucasians as in the culture the word is taken from are asain) like if you wanted to say human(white) it would be one thing though still somewhat racist nonsense
Uhh, I think you got race and species confused
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