tiaf

Dear readers!

I spotted a reader who obviously thought this was a typical hetero harem story. No, it's not. It's gay, very gay. The gayness is leaking out in every chapter.

Don't one-star me because you oversaw the obnoxious [BL] tag in the title.

Thank you.

F*ck those retard cucks! Saying that sh*t and the touching and shoving that before my eyes... 

F*ck.  

Can I go back? 

Sin that sh*t disappeared. The katana disappeared. That cuckolded sh*t Ace also pissed off somewhere. But why haven’t I met a single cute girl yet?! 

THIS IS HELL!! 

I walked into the forest to gather firewood, but not because that gay cuck had said so. I can’t fap with them around! The night will be torture. 

I ran straight deep into the forest until I found a meadow with a giant fallen tree. It took some time to find this place. It was perfect to chill comfortably. I wanted to pull down the zipper when I discovered a bracelet on my left wrist. When did I put it on?  

Ah, it was Moshi… 

I shook my head. I didn’t want to think of him. 

The engraving on the golden surface looked like runes and I wanted to study the mysterious pattern in more detail. Yet, a strange dizziness overcame me the more I looked. 

Just as I wanted to shift back to my original business the bracelet nearly burned up my wrist. It wasn’t only the bracelet that acted up. There was a loud rumble, and in the next moment, the ground under my feet began to tremble violently.  

Not good, I thought. My instincts told me to get the f*ck out. This wasn’t a simple earthquake. I ran back to the path I came from, or at least I tried so. There was a nasty vine wrapping around my leg and I fell forward face first. It towed me on the ground like a sack of rags and I could feel the quakes, no, steps getting closer. The source of the rumble earlier was approaching.  

A silhouette, not smaller than two cars stacked on top of each other, mowed down the trees in its way until it reached me. 

F*ck, the vine came from that creature. Maybe calling it beast was the better choice, it had some resemblance to a rhinoceros, but was several times larger than the one on earth. On the head was a crown of a ripped tree stump, and the whole body was studded with its keratinized roots and leaves. If it hadn’t moved and had those bondage practicing vines coming out from that stump, I would think it was just a big rock with a dead tree on top. 

I tried to get rid of the vine on my leg, but those nasty fake tentacles keep twining around me. Why can’t I have some perky boobs rubbing me—“Ugh!!!” 

My view flipped several times and I realized that I had been hurled into the air. Sh*t, that coward didn’t want to fight me head-on but planned to make a puddle out of this powerful Harem God by splashing me on the ground! If I had known, I wouldn’t have wasted time on studying that bracelet, but had savored the greatest blast of my life instead!! 

As the countdown to the end of my life was reaching nil, I shut my eyes tightly. This was the third time I got in a life-death situation. The second time was similar to now, but Memory of Atha-something saved me and I had an easy time hacking them down. 

... 

THUD!! 

My back hit the ground. It f*cking hurt, but I guess my body is really overpowered. I was still alive, although moving seemed like an impossible feat. That thing watched me as I coughed and winced from the pain.  

F*ck, I won’t go down without a fight. I used up the last bit of my strength and sheer willpower to crawl away from that thing. Of course, it wouldn’t let me and the thing opened its hideous gob. Seeing that bizarre jaw, it finally seeped in that this was another world. Earth was a playground in comparison! 

Dammit, let me at least lose my V-card before I die! I’m a Supreme Harem God, my first time couldn’t have been with…them. I don’t care who, any girl will do! 

That thing rushed towards me, raring to devour me in one go. Just as it closed in a light flashed from the bracelet and formed a transparent shield around me. I was relieved, confused, and really wished I hadn’t just imagined Ace’s face as my parting thought.  

It was laughable how many things were going through my head this time, while nothing came to mind when I wanted to end it myself in the past.  

That monster kept ramming against the shield while I tried to stand up. Every impact sent me back to the ground. 

Crack, I had expected that the shield would last until I could escape since it was given by him, but the crisp sound of something breaking told me otherwise.  

Even that thing could tell. It became more ferocious and the brunt of the charge increased. I lost the ground under my feet again, and the bracelet on my wrist turned into scrap metal together with the shield. 

Time slowed down and I watched the transparent shield splitting into fragments of light. It ironically was purple-white just like a certain guy.  

I was pretty disgusted by this whole setup. My OP cheat wouldn’t activate even in this situation. Do I seriously have to be at the brink of death before I can show off my godly existence?!  

“RAAAAAAWR!!!” 

That thing opened its mouth with a loud cry while the dozens rows of teeth were dripping with nasty stuff. I closed my eyes and was already prepared for the next collision— the pain would be unbearable for sure.  

“Eugh!” 

I grunted as I finally came to a stop. The pain I had anticipated didn’t kick in though, instead, I saw glowing lilac eyes under fluttering white hair.  

“Are you injured?” Jiushi asked.  

I didn’t want to answer. My body hurt and my handsome appearance was in tatters. But the thing that pissed me off the most was our pose! 

Why the f*ck was he back-hugging me?? 

tiaf

Another round of fish bullshit:

It's an entire chapter in Harem God 1POV. Hopefully, it didn't scare you off too much. But well, he's still mute so it would be pretty boring if it was the classic 3POV!

I was itching the whole day to post this chapter, but the last time I did so, I couldn't keep up with updates. And I went into hiatus ._.

I'll do better from now on. My stockpile is there. Be prepared for awkward romantic moments in the next chapter! I even went over my self-imposed chapter word limit to add some relationship development.