Hello, it's the author here. Before you begin to read this, I'm thanking you for picking up the first book I have ever written. Prepare for the unfunny jokes and other whatnot. 

Also, a big disclaimer, Yes I am @loppedoffhead on Wattpad. I'm uploading this here cause I don't want my stories and accounts to get wiped.

As thanks, have a meme.

*credits to whoever made this meme.