Shorts #6: Alucatnia Majestina

“Everyone! Welcome to my stream, nya! I am Alucatnia Majestinya, nya. Second gen Vtuber from V-Idol company. Nice to meet you, nya! Today we have a guest, my slightly airheaded genmate, Lily2020! A queen from another world. Please give her a round of applause, everyone!”

Hello, hello! This is your cute and cheerful Vtuber, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

“Oi. We already talked about this yesterday. Change your greetings.”

Ah, my apologies! Hello! This is your cute and cheerful Vtuber from V-Idol company second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello! Today, I actually brought topics! Let’s talk about popular songs! There’s this one that racked up millions of views…

“No, we won’t talk about that. I’m going to continue the talk from yesterday. But before that, I’m always curious—why is your name Lily2020? Are you an android or something?”

Ahem! No, I’m Lily. I might be a queen, but I was born a commoner, and commoners don’t have family names. Since I was recruited in 2020, I named myself Lily2020—the year of my birth.

“I see. Quite a unique name, isn’t it? Pfft. Bot name… Well, she picked it herself. V-Idol doesn’t assign a lore to a character. We have to design it ourselves.”

Yeah, that’s why it took months for the characters to be made, right? By the way, what’s your lore, Alu-chan? Are you just pandering to catgirls?

“Oi, how rude. I am Alucatnia Majestina! A beautiful and elegant catkin from Meowland.”

But your chat doesn’t seem to agree. They’re calling you pervy cat. Horny cat. Oh—masochistic cat too! Do you like being hurt?

“I don’t want to hear that from you, tentacle girl. From now on, you are tentacle girl! Your nickname in my Discord channel is Tentacle Lily, or TentaLily.”

Nooooo! Please take it back! I don’t want to be known as tentacle girl! Are you trying to get me banned? We’re idols, you know! There are things we can and can’t do!

My munchies said they did some research on you. If you’re not TentaLily, then could you explain this picture? Jesus, 4.9 on SmutHub? You sure are something. We’ve got an expert here.

Noooooo!!! How did you find that?! Please delete it! Oh god, we’re live, aren’t we?! I’m dead. I’m so dead. This smug cat is so infuriating! I’ll remember this, horny cat! I won’t forget this humiliation!