Shorts #12: Copium for sale 

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company, second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Today, I’m going to teach you the secret of staying happy! You guys have been with me for these past few days, so loyal! So, I’ll share my secret with you! Are you curious how I’m able to stay cute and cheerful like this? The secret is… copium!

Well, technically, I’m an introvert. Yes, really. Back in middle school, I was the type who read books alone in the library. My parents always tried to push me into public speaking lessons and all that. Later, I even worked jobs like teaching, even though my dream was to become an accountant.

My real age? Ahem. Let’s just say… there was this girl who had a dream, but she was desperate. Okay, okay, it wasn’t me—I just knew the girl. After all, I’m a queen! I don’t do desk jobs! But of course, I have to know some people from Earth if I want to stream, right?

Reverse isekai? Yes! That’s right! All of us from V-Idol Fantasy are reverse isekai’d!

Anyway, back to the topic. This guy—oh, I mean… this GIRL. Yes, I’m female! I’m just not used to English. My original language doesn’t even have gender pronouns. Trust me!

So, let’s continue. This girl was depressed from work. Yeah… the world isn’t kind to most people. Maybe 80% suffer, and only the top 1% get to enjoy life. So, I taught her how to cope.

Here’s the trick: you just need to breathe and think happy thoughts. It’s fine even if it’s a lie! Whenever you’re sad, just lie down and imagine yourself happy.

For example—oh no, you just got an E on a test. Lie down on your bed and imagine all those E’s turning into A’s. Then imagine your parents, friends, and teachers celebrating your success. Wouldn’t that be amazing?

Or at work—let’s say your customer keeps blabbing and complaining. Just lie down and cope! Imagine one day you find a voucher worth 10 million dollars. Or that a customer suddenly gives you a $100 tip. Wouldn’t that bring a smile to your face?

Impossible? Just dreaming? As I said before—it’s fine even if it’s a lie. That’s the whole point! Dream! Why should you care about people who hate you? Why not just wrap yourself in a bubble of happiness? That way, you can stay cheerful. Even if the world is full of crap, we can survive! No need to bow down to the garbage life throws at us, right?

That’s it for today’s stream! See you tomorrow! Don’t forget to follow and favorite my channel. And remember—stay happy, everyone! Lily will always be with you!