Shorts #18: Daily Copium

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company’s second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Thank you for watching my stream again! As a reward, I will give you a kiss. Mwah!

Oi. My kiss is not disgusting. Don’t dodge it. Please accept it with pride and gratitude. Pft— the pandemic kiss. What? You don’t want to be kissed by a dude? This is a female character, alright! I might not be as cute as Luna, but I am your waifu, right? You guys love me, right?

Let’s move on. Did you see the title of the stream? Yes, today is your copium dose. Let’s all sit down, close our eyes, and enjoy happy thoughts.

As you close your eyes, imagine your boss greeting you with a smile. Your co-workers too. You smile back as you go to your desk. Everything works smoothly, the same job as yesterday, and you finish early.

Then, as lunch break comes, you enjoy a warm cup of coffee. The fragrance soothes your soul. But oh my— you left your wallet in your office. No worries! Your co-worker is especially nice today and lends you money for your coffee and lunch.

Today is the best day. You finish early and come home right on time. No traffic, no smelly guy on the subway. Then, as you relax on your sofa, you swipe your smartphone and watch your favorite Vtuber. Your loving spouse and children kiss you on the cheek.

Isn’t it nice to live like that? Was it too good to be true that it broke the immersion?

Listen here. I am not married, and yet I still imagine myself with a loving wi— I mean, a loving spouse to greet and kiss me every morning and night. You guys need to strengthen your imaginations! Kick away the dark despair outside your mind. Let the copium flow into you. Let happiness win. It’s not a lie— it’s fantasy!

This practice isn’t unhealthy. It is healthy! Let’s keep practicing. I will deliver more copium for you tomorrow. We can get rid of sadness and despair together!

Even if you live alone, what happens inside your mind is what matters. If you have a waifu in your mind, then you have a waifu! It doesn’t matter. This life is no different from the simulation in your brain. If it exists in your brain, then it exists in your life.

The waifu before you is real. This anime girl is real, and she loves you!

Oh, you don’t want to accept it that easily, huh? Well, it doesn’t matter. Let us meet again next week. May happiness, love, and care from me reach you. See you tomorrow! Remember— Lily will always love you. Bye bye!