As the unfamiliar feeling of coldness swallowed her, Hua Mei woke up.
Noticing she was in a hospital room, she felt relieved to have survived that terrible car crash. As she explored the room, her eyes stumbled upon a small bundle in a cradle next to her. Curiosity piqued, she leaned over to see... the ugliest baby she had ever laid her eyes on.
Suddenly the door opened and a doctor walked in, accompanied by a nurse.
"Ms. Hua, congratulations on giving birth! Are you feeling okay? Is there anything uncomfortable? Please make sure to tell us, so that we can look after you better!" The doctor then went on with a long one-sided conversation while Hua Mei was struck dumb.
‘Me? Giving birth?’
She suddenly interrupted the doctor and asked, "Wait, wait, wait! Are you talking to me?"
"Oh my, sorry Mam! I thought you were fully awake. But, don't worry it's all normal to feel groggy and disoriented after giving birth! I will leave you alone with your baby, so that you can bond!"
"...Oh."
Hua Mei fell quiet and slowly leaned back onto the ultra-comfortable and almost too fluffy bed. Feeling as if in a bizarre dream, she slowly looked back on her life.
'Hmm... No matter how much I think about it, I was never in a relationship let alone get pregnant, so how in the fuckery did I give birth...?'
If I had money, I say shut up and take it now cause this be what I need!
I don't really know how this correlates with this chap or am I just too sleepy to understand at 3 am, but I totally agree with this though:]