I am ##### I am 32-year-old and have been working as a gardener for 12 of those years no girlfriend, parents died a few years ago in their sleep I go to see them ever year, I do have friend just not many.

At this point your thinking either what a loser or way am I going with this, wall I start off my day with a run around the pack that is across the street as I am making my way over there a biker that crash into me, making both of has hit the ground hard.

Then truck-kun come I kick the biker with both my feet out of the way not ever thinking twice, but I am not so lucky to get out of the way, so the truck hits me, and I go flying down the road rolling a few mates.

I see the biker; the truck driver and some bystanders try to help me, but everything is going darker and soon I see nothing. In the end I dead helping some guy that cause all of this in the first place, it was a very ironic death but that is life.

Then I rise form my body not feeling any pain form my now disfigurement body.

Then out of no way these 2 people in black suit, 1 man 1 woman in bowler hats sew up but none can see them but me a crowd of people ever walk through them as there approach me.

The woman has a smiling face mask with a walking cane with the head of a phoenix made from what looks like silver.

The man has a sad face mask with a walking cane with the head of a dragon made from what looks like gold.

 

 

Both the man & woman walk over to me then the woman is the fires to talk.

Woman” hollo what is your name”

I repair” my name is #####”

The woman notes and says, “my name is Loralie, and this man is Azrael”.

I gulp and say” as in the angel of death Azrael & loralie form the Rhine River in Germany

loralia gives me this look like looking at a rare fish and say” how did you known”

I say” Azrael is well known, and I tried learning German once.”

Loralia say” oh ok anywhere we are the grim reapers we are here to take you to your afterlife.”

I say” right mmm any chance I am not dead, but my solo is just out of my body.”

Azrael say “No”

I say “real chatter box this one”

Loralia say “you should see him at stand-up night he a dead ringer”

I say, “already going to hell don’t need to go there two times”.

At that loralis start to laugh as do I, after a minute we stop and I say, “can I see my parents grave one last time.”

Azrael say “yes”

I say, “think you”.

We make are way from my dead body to the cemetery I spend some time there and prey as weird as that seems to me.

After I said my good bays, I walk back to the other two there put their hands on my shoulder and then were gone.

The next sec I am in front of a massive Buddhist religious temple the ones with the summoning gate at the entrance, we walk through until we get to a big desk with a guy that look likes king Yama from dragon ball.

I say “hollo it is nice to meet you”

He looks down and say, “I know your lying so don’t be an asskisser”.

I say, “well fuck you then”.

He laughs then look at a big book and start saying thing about me my age, my gender, and some good and bad things I have done in my life I was no St.

But as he does what he says become litter ball of light that form a scale that lings to one side when he is finished, he looks at me and say, “you get to reincarnated go to the right at the back of the line”.

I say “line”

He gives me this eat shit look “this is hall of course there is a line”.

I say “fun, well it was nice to meet you all” as I walk to the door on the right.

I push the doors open then I say “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”.

As I see this line, I can’t ever see the end of it, I go to the end of it and wait.

As the line move, I move with it one-step, one-step, one-step, one-step oven and oven and oven again, again, again but finally I make it to an 6m tall old woman with a cauldron 3m tall.

She give me a smile and say, “my name is Ceridwen or just Cerie before you reincarnated you must have a bow of my tonic to forget your past so you can go on into, your future”.

I bow and say “thank you” as she gives me the bow.

But as I look at it then go to drink it some asshole behind me gives me push and say, “hurry up”.

But he pushes to hard, and I tip and fall only drinking a little and fall over.

When I do there is a moment of silence before someone start to laugh then everyone, but Cerie is laughing.

I see that as I get up and with a face fill of anger say “what”

Cerie say “there a one tonic per soul rule I am afraid”.

At that everyone stop laughs except the guy who push me at that I turn and push the guy in the face, he goes out of the line and the line take a step forward he tries to get his spot back, but I stop him and say, “no cutting back of the line”.

He goes to say something but.

Then Cerie say “do anything again and you will go to the other door”

He gulps and start to walk to the back of the line.

I look at Cerie and sigh “what now”

Cerie say “you get to spin the wheel of reincarnated whatever you get is what you get”.

At that moment a big wheel appears with dozens of options I go oven.

And as I spin the wheel I say, “papa need a new pair of shoes”.

She gives me a really look.

It goes and goes and finally lands on tree.

I say “fuuuuuuuuuuck it was one off god come on”.

She gives me a look then say, “it is your fate sorry”.

She became as small as me and take me by the hand to the door she gives me kiss on the forehead leaving a muck on my forehead and I go into the door.

I did not forget my past, but now I had at least got a to go to future.

 

After I leave many gods, devil and all manner of creatures look over in Cerie direction curiosity in their eyes.

But as some go to do something Cerie snort and say, “fuck off”.

At that there all stop looking.