Yo, Mark HERE AGAIN! 

When is this?

Two days after my previous post.

Why?

Cause Mike absolutely got smashed!

We were out in the pub, and he decided to drink.

Look, we tried to stop him.

But when someone is 7 feet tall, even if they are your friend, it can be scary to tell them to stop, especially when they are already drunk.

But yeah, after he drank ten tons of piss water. He went bright red.

Now that was funny enough.

But then he started to confess his love. 

To whom?

EVERYONE!

And I don’t mean at once. 

One at a time.

And by Everyone. I don’t mean me and are friends. I do mean EVERYONE. Every single person in the pub that night had been confessed to. 

Oh boy was it a treat to watch.

Of course, he did it to me as well. But I just patted him on the back and said “Thanks buddy” which was enough for his drunk ass to move on to the next person.

Yeah, that’s all I have to say. We are not letting him down. 

It’s not blackmail if everyone knows about it and it's between friends right?

Hehe.