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♦ Topic: Florida man strikes again
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Jacksonville
Alligator's at the Bar (Original Poster) (Verified Florida Man)
Posted On Feb 19th 2011:
We all know who he is.
The bastard that stole my hero name. It's a shame I am not a cape.
Anyways Florida man derailed the Jacksonville monorail last night.

He did so while riding one of those giant mutated alligators.
The PRT is honestly stumped and did not know that our local being of chaos was capable of creating those abominations. Considering he was just a brute last month.

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►Jaxonite
Replied On Feb 19th 2011:
Not again damnit.
I liked that monorail too.
I mean it doesn't have much use since Jacksonville is a dying city. Its still nice to have.

►American Victory Ship & Museum (Museum)
Replied On Feb 19th 2011:
Weren't there plans to expand that back in the day? I mean at least till like green cove?

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♦ Topic: Naval Museum to open in Brockton Bay?
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Posted On Feb 22nd 2011:
So, My contacts in the DWU have told me that their Boss has rented out a portion of the docks to a woman who I going to open a naval Museum.

That and according to my sources that the same woman later got permits from the mayor's office.

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►Battlewagon BB-70 (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 22nd 2011:
Yep! That would be Georgia! a childhood friend of mine. I have a few things to say as well. To those of you who may target her.

Empire. I know who you are and where you live. Attero Dominatus. Berlin shall burn as the Reich shall fall. You backers will suddenly find themselves targeted too.
ABB. Lung I have 18in armor-piercing shells and more guns than a battalion.
Merchants. Most of you guys are down on your luck. I know asking you to be smart while on drugs is difficult. Just maybe if you rub your collective single brain cell together you could think for once.
Coil... YOU know what I can don't you? Mister Smurf light that can see the future.
Undersiders. I know who you are and who you work for.

►Antigone
Replied On Feb 22nd 2011:
Did she just threaten all the Villan Capes in the bay to keep the unwritten rules?

►Alligator's at the Bar (Verified Florida Man)
Replied On Feb 22nd 2011:
She must be from Florida! I mean that is Florida man energy right there!

►Nurse Redheart (First Responder)
Replied On Feb 22nd 2011:
Battlewagon BB-70
Just don't send them to my hospital. We see enough people as is.

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♦ Topic: Hook Wolf Shot by cape
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
ClockBlocker (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Posted On Feb 21st 2011:
So I was on patrol and Still am...
Don't tell Piggot.
Right so I was down at the boardwalk you know the fairly calm and arguably safest place in the city. When I heard shouting, It was the local Blender dog. He was shouting into Parian's shop.

That was when the battle ship cape walked out and shot him. It was loud like really loud. Anyway's I took a video so here
LINK

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►Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 21st 2011:
Clock Office Now.

►Battlewagon BB-70 (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 21st 2011:
Do we not shoot Nazis here? I mean that's my favorite pastime. It is literally In my blood.

►Tin Mother (Moderator)
Replied On Feb 21st 2011:
You know what...
I am just gonna lock the thread now. It'll save us all the headache later.

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♦ Topic: The Butcher is Dead
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Boston.
Boston Protectorate (Original Poster) (Moderator: Protectorate Main)
Posted On Feb 22nd 2011:
We are announcing the death of the last Butcher. We at this time do not know who killed them.
All we know is there are reports of 3 capes fighting. One of them had a mini gun yet was losing according to the caller.

The Butcher was found dead the minigun next to their body. The Barrels of said gun were bent at a 90-degree angle.

It is also well known that the Butcher has a Tinker Tech car. That car is now missing. If we could get everyone to keep an eye out for a Sky Blue Hyundai Genesis.

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►Brocton Bay Naval Museum
Replied On Feb 22nd 2011:
The car is definitely not parked outside the docks here in Brockton.

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