In Equestria Girls 

“Sunset, get up!”

 

“What is it Dash?” Sunset asks,

 

“You will not believe the gig I got the Rainbooms this weekend!” Rainbow Dash says, 

 

“Dash… I was talking about the recent invasion. I mean those siren things just scream magic. Not to mention the rumored summoned ship girls.” Twilight says, 

 

“We are playing live! On the USS Intrepid up in New York!” Dash says happily dancing.

 

“You still plan on becoming a pilot?” Applejack asks,

 

“Of course! I’m gonna be a Blue Angel in the navy! I’m just that awesome!” Rainbow Dash says happily, 

 

“Who else is playing?” Sunset asks now awake, 

 

“Sabaton! Neil Diamond! A lot of big names! The Rainbooms are going up!” Dash says happily, 

 

“How did we manage to get this?” Rarity asks shocked, 

 

“They wanted a high school band for a leading act! I asked principal Celestia and some people owed her some favors.” Rainbow Dash says happily, 

 

“Hey Twilight, what’s that?” Sunset asks, finally paying attention to what Twilight was saying.

 

“It’s a siren. Not like the Dazzlings though, the military thinks it’s some sort of alien invader. At the moment we are fighting them in Pearl Harbor and Japan is besieged by them. Apparently Japan managed to summon some sort of ship girl who’s the spirit of an old warship. They’ve fought evenly with the sirens.” Twilight says, 

 

“That seems like magic.” Sunset says, 

 

“That’s what I’ve been saying!” Twilight shouts, 

 

“I’ll write to other Twilight and see what she thinks.” Sunset says. 

 

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Meanwhile in Equestria.

Taylor is out at sea. 

 

“I mean come on, I totally needed to eat more of Spikes gems.” Taylor says, 

 

“Hey!”

 

“So what if it refilled half the tomahawks? I ate what, like a bucket worth? That couldn’t have been too much.” Taylor says skating on the water dragging a rope behind her.

 

“Hey!”

 

“I know, that’s why we’re out here catching fish, you guys said you’d cook them right?” Taylor asks instinctively practicing bomb avoidance maneuvers.

 

“Could you guys at least select a good song?” Taylor asks,

 

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

“Hey!!”

 

“Fine, I’ll choose since you are all gonna act like that.” Taylor says annoyed, 

 

“Hey!”

“Hey.”

“Come all you young sailor men listen to me.~” Taylor sings, starting the song.

 

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In the friendship castle.

“Spike, where did Taylor go?” Twilight asks, 

 

“She said something about getting food and how she would be back by nightfall.” Spike answers.

 

“Well… she’s obviously not in Ponyville. No one is singing. Maybe I can get the paperwork for all the mess she’s caused done.” Twilight says, 

 

“That’s a bit rude don’t you think Twi?” Spike asks,

 

“I’m sorry, it’s just I've been losing sleep ever since she designed those things she called cannons.” Twilight says, 

 

“True, dragon scales would be hard pressed to stop a steel ball like that.” Spike says, 

 

“Considering there is no magic it’s even… wait, doesn’t Pinkie have a cannon?” Twilight asks,

 

“She does, apparently it runs off of compressed air. So I don’t think it could get something heavy going too fast.” Spike says putting books back into their spots.

 

“I wonder what a magic powered one could do! I mean I’m already having to adapt a lot of her designs to magic anyways but you get it.” Twilight says, 

 

“Sounds like fun Twi.” Spike says not really paying attention.

 

“Oh well, I’m sure that Straight River is watching over Taylor. I can’t believe she got a reserve wonderbolt to do guard duty.” Twilight says, 

 

“Doesn’t he have that history related cutie mark? He probably wants to learn some stuff from Taylor.” Spike says,  

 

“That makes sense I guess. Anyways I’m going to my lab, see ya later spike.” Twilight says disappearing down some stairs.

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In Luna’s office in Canterlot.

 

“Sister why hath thou cursed me so?” Luna asks, her head laying against her desk.

 

“This must be some infernal creature from Tartarus! I shall defeat it!” Luna announces her horn glowing.

 

The night guards watch in bafflement as the pile of paperwork catches fire and burns.

 

“The monster hath been defeated. I am off to see my student.” Luna says happily leaving her office.

 

“Moon Glow… are you gonna report that to Celestia?” A guard asks, 

 

“You see, New Moon. I think we could just tell Bean Counter and she could lecture the princess on why you don’t burn paperwork.” Moon Glow responds. 

 

“I mean, she burned several of the new laws and regulations that were to be passed.” New Moon says, 

 

“I’ll go get Bean Counter.” Moon Glow says,

 

“Neigh! Neigh I say! Back you foul beast!” 

 

“I think Bean Counter found Luna.” New Moon says, 

 

“Thou can not stop me, I am free!” 

 

“…”

 

“…”

 

“The night shall last a really long time! I do not care, I'm making Mac and cheese! And Thou can not stop me!”  

 

“Is she okay?” New Moon asks,

 

“She was alone for a 1000 years on the moon. She’s probably a bit out there… My grandfather who was an adventurer says that those with great power often have a few screws loose.” Moon Glow says. 

 

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Meanwhile out in the Everfree.

 

“The camp is passable.” Taylor says to her crew, 

 

“Hey!” 

 

“And what are we doing to defend ourselves from the monsters here?” Taylor asks,

 

“Hey…”

 

“Ah, you’ve got a contingent of marines out there using tactics that were used in Vietnam? I guess that could work.” Taylor says.