The alarm on the phone buzzes loudly and Lily struggles to open her eyes, as her hand rummages around to search for the source of disturbance the annoying noise shuts down. 

Finally getting the peace she wanted, the blanket pulls up over her head when just after two minutes the alarm speaks again, this time a loud screeching sound of chalk being dragged across a board. 

The screech sends a shock running through her body as she jolts out of the blanket to kill the source. Locating it to be sitting a top of the wooden desk across from the bed, Lily walks up to it and finally shuts down the loud screech.

[nnggg...when did I haaaahh....set this annoying alarm...]

As she scratches her belly over the thin lavender one piece her blurry vision starts clearing up and an unknown environment greets her. 

These pale skin walls and room were looking rather suspicious, she did not recall her single room flat looking anything this spacious. Also the phone she just touched felt foreign, it felt expensive. Her phone was just another cheap phone that gets manufactured every 3 months with the most minute of upgrades.

The fog covering her mind starts clearing up a bit as she recalls her last memory. She went to bed rather early because of the company trip next day and thus had to wake up early and prepare, but instead of waking up inside her flat she was now here.

Was it a kidnapping?

Panic starts rising through her body but another abnormality hits her in the face. Reflected on the black screen of the phone was the face of a young girl, she however was a prime women in her 30s.

[Heelllooo~ miss Lily, looks like your first hop was a brimming success]

Suddenly she hears an energetic voice, looking around she could not the find the person talking even though the voice sounded like it was someone standing very close to her.

[Now you will receive a briefing on your current job]

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Walking through this unknown alien city with a voice inside her head giving directions, Lily found it harder and harder to dismiss and shut down the voices claims.

Last night she mysteriously died in her sleep and afterwards instead of being given her final judgment, the big boss judge instead handed her over to the cosmic society or more specifically the "Canon Yuri Department" of the society.

In a way her final judgment was to work for this department for the rest of eternity, and this right here was her first task under this new job.

[Helena..uhm, if this is supposed to be inside an author's book then why are all these passerby faces scratched with pen marks...its like a horror movie environment]

[The author didn't describe what these people look like so we had to make up something]

[Again...why scribbled pen marks..]

[You will have to take it up with Lady Siren, head of NPC related affairs in the department. You can file a complaint at HR once you complete this task but be careful Lady Siren is a tad bit unhinged so be warned]

[uhuh...]

Lily felt like a lot of new things she never heard of were being tossed her way and she was just supposed to accept them in a matter of fact way, like even questioning or doubting them was considered abnormal.

"Duh, Of course it like that"

But one thing she absolutely had to question and not take as a matter of fact were the descriptions of her first task.

The very first line of the objective had Lily question everything this Yuri department stands for

[Why am I being sent to this high school as a student?]

[duh! How else are you supposed to interact with the student female lead and snatch her away from the male lead. An authority figure at school doing that would be you know, like cmon Lily, ewwww.!! don't be absurd]

 [So if your cooperation does know about this absurdity, they must also know I'm a 32 year old women]

[Obviously, duh]

[In the body of a high schooler]

[Du-]

[Don't fucking "duh" me! Ah! shit sorry, like I'm not a high schooler, how do you expect me to interact with actual high schoolers?! That's ultra creep vibes!!]

[Waaaiiiiiiitttttttttt a second.....Yep! Thaaaaaat IS creep behavior, hm, hm]

[Helena, it's literally pedophilia with a layer on it]

[No, You are absolutely correct! Just sit on that bench over there for a few seconds, let me call an emergency meeting at the office]

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Waiting on the bench, Lily organizes all the information thrown at her one by one

• She dies mysteriously in her sleep
• There is actually an afterlife thing like written in religious books
• But there's whole another universe apart from just heaven and hell
• She was judged to work under this department that's part of this new universe
• The department sends it's workers inside the books of various authors in order to make the most popular yuri ship in the story become canon
• This new workplace is filled with rather unsavory colleagues

Like how did they even allow a fully grown adult women to take the body of a high schooler so that she could "snatch" away this supposed high schooler female lead

But the fact the Helena listened to me means not all who work in this department are bad, they might just be dumb.

With everything organized, a memory of her life revealed itself.

On the company trip, she was supposed to propose and ask for the hand of her love. Her and her girlfriend had been together since first year of collage, today was supposed to be their 10th anniversary together.

Lily reaches into her skirt's pocket feeling a box that's no longer there. 

[ALRIGHT!! Miss Lily, listen up! After a long conversation at the meeting, perpetrator Julia has been fired and put under investigation by the cosmic police. She was the one who assigned this task to you, from now all tasks to be assigned must personally go through with Boss Lady's own signature]

[o-okay...that was ...rather fast, way too fast]

[mhm, so from now on all these school related yuri tasks shall be handed over to the person of appropriate age]

[I see..huh? wait WHAT!?]

[Children die too, and so do many high schoolers, our department had a policy of no child labor but given the circumstances child labor is now allowed, of course, the children will be adequately provided for with ample benefits]

[wa-wait wait wait a fucking second there Mam, couldn't your department just NOT issue these school related tasks!]

[First of Lily, OUR department. Second, 25% of yuri novels are in school setting or below 18 setting, You can't just shut down the profits of our department by SO much, so someone has to do them. Profit goes up equals happy, Profits go down equals sad. Remember this simple equation to the heart]

[ugh! just shut up and get me out of this world now]

[Well, can't do that either I'm afraid]

[...and why is THAT?]

[Unfinished task means no happiness points, and if you remember the equation that means line going down, Line going down is bad]

[BU-]

[But we already know the root issue here, thus the description of the task has been slightly modified. Instead of going for the most popular yuri ship that readers of the book want, we shall achieve the second most popular yuri ship]

[...]

[Though it will not make majority of shippers happy, but still it will be somewhat profitable with the happiness points we earn from the readers who ship this pairing]

[So that's what money is here?]

[Yep! Across the numerous story departments of the cosmic society, the happier the readers targeted by the department equals more the points, again a very simple equation]

[still...]

[C'mon you don't even have to talk to any students there, you just need to lightly nudge the pairing to become canon. This is strict business, don't think of the people in this world as humans, they are just creations of an author's imagination]

Going through the description of the new updated task, Lily simply sits on the chair. A few minute pass and no sign of movement was shown, Lily still fighting various thoughts jumbling inside her head

Hundreds of emotions surfacing on her face and disappearing immediately after with another.

[If you earn enough Happiness points, you can reverse your death and live out the life that remained on Earth. It's an option under 1 month vacation package]

[Ok]

[Yep! Now that's the SPIRIT hahahahah!! March onto school now Miss Lily!]

[I don't need to interact with these kids right?]

[Nope, zero interaction. Just nudge like an older sister]

And thus begins Lily's first of many task at her new eternal job