So here i was chilling out in my group home after school playing some Pokemon X.
Why was i playing you ask? Simple. I lost the cartridge a while back and found it recently, plus i was worried about my 2ds dying out on me again. Yes, again. My dad just replaced the motherboard after the battery exploded due to it being under my sisters bed for a few years. Yes, YEARS. My sister has a tendency of taking things and hiding them when shes mad, and when confronted about it, denies having it. God i miss my younger sister. Heck, i miss mom, regardless of how much we fight. Neither of them are dead, i just havent seen them in a while.
So, i was in Lumiose City ingame in one of the alleys i hadnt been in yet. Heck i cant even remember how i got here ingame.
I healed darkrai then checked the party menu. I couldnt believe my eyes. My darkrai was... Eye smiling???? Bruh. What the fuck??
I immediately closed the party screen not wanting to deal with that nonsense. I knew what this meant. I'm getting fuckin isekaied!!
Immediately not wanting to deal with that train wreck, i closed out Pokemon X.
EDDY: "Ha! Pokemon isnt open! You cant isekai me!"
It opened itself.
EDDY: "DAMN IT!"
I immediately felt suction and loss of consciousness.
Being stuck in my damn void that i normally get when i sleep i knew what was coming next.
EDDY: "I knew it! This is one of those self insert fanfictions! I've read too many to not recognize it! I bet the other myself writing this is having so much fun... And schadenfreude is not fair play! But breaking the fourth wall is!" "Imma Deadpool your ass!"
Immediately i woke up. I was in what looked like a fancy hotel room? Probably Hotel Richissime. I had my classic pangoro hat on i had a hoodie, and to my belt was magnetically attached 6 pokeballs. some different styles. This is weird cause normally i dont use belts. I normally use drawstring tied sweatpants, or drawstring tied shorts. Thank god my pants werent jeans cause jeans are bad feeling. I felt younger. and less tall DAMN IT i lost the peak of my growth spurt, whatever, it'll come in two years anyways as it seemed i was around 16. Two years younger than i was on the previous Earth.
It also didnt seem like i needed glasses anymore. I could see things far away clearly!!
Didnt seem like i needed my schizophrenia meds either.. that looming aura of not taking them isnt there.
Maybe being isekaied isnt as bad as i- WAIT SHIT MY PHONE WHERE IS IT
I checked around the bed around the room nothing. I checked all my pockets, and..... Found a phone! But it didnt look like my phone. The moto g was no more... SHIT. Whoever isekaied me here must have upgraded my phone!! PLEASE STILL HAVE MY FILES, PLEASE STILL HAVE MY FILES, i neeeeed my music.... I opened up the what seemed to be a Rotom Phone and it asked for a password!
Entered my password and i was in!
The classic wallpaper of a minecraft tree being thanos snapped out of existence. Its a pretty cool wallpaper.
Image:
Please let it still have my music... i neeeeeeed my music...
Oh thank god both music directories were still there. And thank god VLC was still there. And all my streaming service apps were still there too! It seemed this rotom phone ran on android. I would have to buy some headphones, but still!
Wait a minute. I just realized. I have a fucking Charizard!!! And whats even better it can mega evolve!
Wait what are those apps on the rotom phone? "Pokemon Status" "Pokedex" "Save" "Load" "Persian Bank"
BRUH CAN I SAVE???? I GOT FUCKING TIMELINE POWERS NOW???
... I'm going to abuse this so much.
I also noticed there was a backpack on the nightstand next to me. Must be where i store Potions and Pokeballs and what not.
And key items. Probably where i keep the Prison Bottle for Hoopa if i have it or hoopa. I hope it brought hoopa over, cause man hoopa was cool.
Yes hoopa was in my alpha sapphire team but hey. Maybe it got transferred over.
First off all lets try that Pokemon Status app. See what pokemon i got and what levels they are.
Darkrai LV 250
Charizard LV 100
Greninja LV 90
Dramerr LV 79
Status Boi 2 LV 80
Zeraora LV 300
Wait, first of all, some pokemon are going over the level cap. second of all, Zeraora? Status Boi 2? Dramerr? Those are from other games. Status Boi 2 and Drammer were from my Sword Playthrough, being a Gigantamax Toxtricity and my starter Gigantamax Rillaboom respectively. Zeraora was from my cheating Ultra Sun playthrough. I never legitimately had a Zeraora.
Wait hold up. If those are from my other playthroughs there might be more in my PC system.
Hey maybe god or whoever isekaied me here brought my pc too. Sadly it was a tower not a laptop. Maybe he converted it?
Lets check my Bag! Lets eee here, potions, pokeballs, full restores oooh, JUST HOW DEEP IS THIS BAG??
Must be dimensional storage or some shit like that.
anyways... Found it! And it is a laptop! with the stickers that were on my pc too! It even looks like the old laptop i had before i got my towers.
Hopefully it doesnt have the heating problem the old laptop had...
And the os is... Windows??? not fedora enlightenment linux.
Well thank you, i prefered Windows anyways. I was stuck with Linux due to my father hating Windows with a passion.
At least its not as bad as Mac.. lol
Typing in my password.. and were in!
Ooh nice they added a custom windows version of EmelFm2 so i wouldnt have to use that shitty file explorer.
Huh? Theres a few other new apps on here too. "Devon Edge" "Ninetails" "Silph Chrome" "Personal Pokemon Storage: PC System"
At least it kept Firefox on here. Those must be the pokemon versions of the three most popular browsers.
Lets try opening up the PC system.
It says, straight up "Attach Pokeball USB Dongle".
What the fuck is a pokeball dongle?? Ah it must be a way to transfer the pokeballs!
More searching through my bag... great...
Found it! Attaching it now...
Click!
Now the screen changed, showing a classic Pokemon Box. Except what was there shocked me.
I scrolled through the boxes.
Every single pokemon ive ever caught. Even the cheating copies! Rows upon rows of arceus darkrai shaymin, etc. Old events that i never could have attended. Or didnt realize how important they were.
I immediately opened Ninetails.
When it showed the news, i was shocked.
Kalos Champion Crowned! Edward Defeats Diantha?
Sinnoh Champion Lucas Catches God at the Spear Pillar on Mount Coronet?!?!? Finds out there are multiple of each legendary/mythical pokemon?
New Sinnoh Champion Crowned! Lucas Beats Cynthia!!
Illegal Criminal Organization Team Galactic sent to jail!
And not to mention, but all my other teams were there. So i could use them at any time.
Cool! i closed up the pc, saved on my phone, put the pokeball dongle outside and headed out of my room. I went in the elevator and selected the ground floor. I waited a while and the door opened. I stepped out, checked out at the desk, and learned something interesting...
Edward: Im ready to pay.
Desk Clerk: Oh no! Youre already paid for.
Edward: Huh?
Desk Clerk: It says right here that you are a VIP and that you are to have the Penthouse room indefinitely.
Edward: Ah. K.
'Well guess either Arceus/God or the League sorted this out then..'
I then headed out of the building...
TO BE CONTINUED
