“Ba ha ha ha!!!! With you girls, I now have enough virgins for the ritual!!!!”
“Oh nooo!! Help! Help me!!! Someone help me!!!”
“I’m not even virgin!!!”
“Then I will make you one! Ba ha ha ha ha! Ba ha ha ha ha”
“Nooo!!! Please no!!!”
“Vinnnnnnn!!!!! Dimension shift! Booom! Ha ha ha nice landing! Sorry I’m late!”
“What? What is happening? Who the fuck are you??”
“What? How dare you not recognize my greatness!”
“Your gre- … oh no! Those eyes! The eyes that shine like a million suns! Don’t tell me… you are that hero of million victories!”
“Ha ha ha ha! That’s right mister villain! I am Universeman, Leader of the Revenger! I have the power of one million galaxies! My left eye shines like the sun and my right eye glows like the moon! The death star is the core of my heart and the black hole is inside my stomach!”
“Blackhole inside his stomach!!! Oh my god so cool!!!”
“And I can sneeze shooting stars!”
“So awesome!!!!”
“Plese save us Universeman!!!”
“Don’t worry ladies! You are safe now! Because I, the great Universeman, have arrived to punish all evil!”
“Oh no! You really are Universeman! Then I won’t waste my time talking with you! Taste my ultimate move!”
“Haha! Come!”
“Charging…Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~... cha-ching! One hundred thousand percent overcharge! Eat this! Demon Flaming burn of Death Beam Pshowwwwwwww!!!!!”
“Oh no! Watch out Universeman!!!! It’s Death Beam PshoW!”
“Pshoww pshowww!!!”
“Aaaaaaaa!!!!”
“Pshowwwww!!!! Pshowwww!!! Pshowwww!!”
“Universeman!!!!!”
“Nooooo!!!!”
“Ba ha ha ha!!!! Universeman is no more!!!! He died under my Demon Flaming icy beam Pshowww!!!”
“Wooooosssh!!!!! Regenerationnnn!!!!”
“No way!!!! I blew him up to pieces smaller than electrons so how can he even regenerate???”
“Ha ha haa!!! What an awesome ultimate move you have there! But not nearly enough! I can only be killed if you reduce me to one-hundredth size of the smallest electron!”
“Then eat this! Charging… Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ … cha-ching! One million trillion percent overcharge! Eat this! Demon Explosion of Death Ray Pwh-”
“No! I refuse to eat that! Black Hole SunLight! Kapooowwww!!!”
“AAAAAaaaaa what is this sunlight!!!??? I’m burninggg in iceee!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaa!!!”
“Ha ha ha! One more! Huuuuuuu~ … Black Hole Sunlight Kapoooowwww!!!”
“Aaaaaaaa!!! Aaaaaaa!”
“One more time!!!! Scream with me girls! Sunlightttttttttttt…”
“KAPOWWWWWWW!!!!!”
“AAAAaaaa.. Uu.. urhh…blah blah, i’m vomiting blood!… blah blah I died.”
“Yes! We did it! Evilman is no more! Thank you Universeman! Thank you very much!”
“Aha! No problem! Now I will untie you and return you home!”
“No, our home is now destroyed. Please let us go with you great hero Universeman! We want to serve you!”
“I’m sorry, I can’t. I can only take loli companions”
“Then make us loli! Make us your loli please!”
“Aha! What a nice idea! Are you sure about this?”
“Yes! Please make us your loli so we can sneak into your bed and call you onii-chan every day!”
“Haha! Very well! I will use my spell now, so hang in there!”
“Yes!”
“O’ moli oli goli boli! Moli oli goli boli! O’ great god Rolioritorisori, please make these girls my loli loli...!”
“Yoshhh! Here I gooo!!!! There’s no turning back now!”
“YESSS!!”
“Oraaaaaaaaaa!!!! Loli blesssing!!!! Transformationnnnnn!!!!!! Swwuuuuuuuuuwahhhhh!!!!”
“Uwaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Uwahhhhhhh!!!!!”
“Hang in thereee girlsss!!!!”
“Uwahhhh!!!! My hands are shrinking!!! My skin is shining!!!! Uwahhhhh My voice!!!! Fwa fwa fwaaaaaaaaa!!!”
“Swwuuuuuwahhhhh!!!”
“Uwahhhhhh!!!!”
“Hahaha! Transformation complete! I accidentally turned some of you into babies, but other than that it was a great success!”
“Yes! Oh my god, I’m so happy!!!”
“I’m all fwa fwa!”
“Uwahhh!!! I’m now a loli again! I will serve you Universeman for the rest of my life!”
“HA ha ha! Very good! Now follow me! Let’s go ho-...”
“BOOM! EXPLOSION LANDING! NOT SO FAST UNIVERSEMAN!”
“What!!!??? It’s YOU!!!! WHAT are you doing here???”
“HE HE HE! It’s me! Universeman - Alter!!! How dare you turn all women in my universe to loli!!!”
“It’s all their choice! I do no forcing them!”
“Turn them back now!!!”
“I refuse!!!”
“Then I’ll have no choice but to fight you Universeman, for the sake of all women!”
“Okay! Let’s decide things with a fight, Universeman Alter! If you win I will turn them back and take no loli ever again!”
“Of course I will win! Eat this! Woooosh wwoosssshh!!! Thousand spinning broom of d- OUCH!!! Arrghhhhh my teeeth! AAA! FUCK TABLES!... Arrgghhhh… please wait a second, I will come back in a moment… aaaa… who the hell put banana peels here?”
…
“Grrr… I’m back! Now Let’s resume our fight, Universeman!”
“YES! I’m ready, Universeman Alter!”
“Alright! Eat this! WWoooooooosssshhh wooooosssshhh!!!! Thousand spinning brooom of d- Ouuuuuuchhh!!!!! my balls !!! ….. Aaaaa…. FUCK BROOM! …. Aaaa… time out! Time out!”
…
“Grrr… I’m back again! Broom no more! Behold! My Excaliber of Death!!”
“Oh no! New weapon!!! Is that the legendary weapon of Artoria the Great?”
“YES!!!! I stole it from her grave in England after battling millions of vampires! And here it is! The most powerful sword in the universe!!!”
“Oh no!!! I’m screwed!!! I don’t have any legendary weapon!!!”
~Nyahhhhhhhh~
“Eh?
~Nyahhhh …. Nyahhhh~
“Aha!!!!! My servant has come to aid me!!! I don’t fear your sword no more!!”
~Nyahhhhh!~
“Oh no! It’s the Cat Disaster!!!”
“Yes!!! It’s THE Cat Disaster!!! The loyal servant of Universeman! With his unmatched power and awesome moves like lightning, no evil can escape! And together we conquered a million universes!”
“Oh no… It’s not fair!!! It’s 2 on 1 now!”
“Who says life is fair? Too naive! Ha ha ha ha!!! Come on Cat Disaster! Show him what you got!”
~Nyahhhhhh~
“Hmmm… what is he doing?”
~Nyah….~
“He is charging his ultimate move”
“Okay…”
~Nyahhh...
“Yosh, he finished charging!!!! Now tremble!!! Tremble before Cat Disaster’s laser beam of cat! Yosh! *Hup*! Come on Cat Disaster! Show him! Show him what you- …”
NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
“AAAAAAAA!!!! My face!!!! AAAAAA Cat Disaster!!! Why you betrayed me!?!???? Ouchh…”
“Uwahhhh… It’s hurt… Uwahhh… Stop, stop this fight for a moment Universeman Alter! I-I… I must get back for some healing.”
“Okay! I will be waiting… uwahhh...”
…
“”Uwahhh… What a sharp claw Alex, I’ll have to trim you claws tonight… uwa… where is the bandage? … Hmmmm where is it?… in the kitchen? ….ok… checking… nope! The toilet maybe?... Aha! Got it!”
…
“Aha! I’m back Universeman Alter!!!! No more disruptions!!!”
“Goood!!! Let’s resume our fight!”
“Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Sparkle transformation! Blink blink blink blink blink! Magical girl suit male version three point one activate!!! Magical girl meter nine thousand!!!”
“Oh no!!!! You tricked me!!! You told me to wait for your healing but instead, you went to get the magical girl suit!!!”
“Ahaaaa!!!! As I said, You’re too naive!!! Now eat this!!!! Huuuuuuu~.... Magical girlllllll ThunderRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Bzurrrrrr bzurrrrrrr!!!!!”
“AAaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!”
“BZurrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!”
“Aaaaaa... “
“Haha! You are quite strong! You survived the Magical girl ThunderRRR! Now eat this instead! Magicalllllllllll … SMASHHHHHHH!!!!!! POWWWWW POWWWW~!”
“Pwuahhhhhh!!!!! Ahhhh!!! My head is flying!!!! That punch is sooo powerful uwahhhhhh!!!!!”
“HAhahAHA!!! Now i will punch your legs and arms off! Pooow POW!!!!”
“AAAAAA!!!!! Nooo!!! Not my arms too! Regenerate!!! RegeneratE!!!!!”
“But my punches are faster!!!! Pow pow pow pow pow a million pow pow a second!!!!!”
“Super Regeneration!!!! Super hyper Regenreration of Death! A trillion regeneration a second!!!”
“Then I will punch you a ten trillion times a second!!! Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow!!!
“A million trillion regeneration a second!!!”
“Too slow!!! A triple million trillion trillion times a second! Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow !!!!”
“Aaaaaa!!!! His punches are too fast!!!! Aaaaa!!! Can’t keep up with this!!!!”
“Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow !!!!”
“Aaaaaa… I’m being turned to dust!! Noooo!!!!”
“Pow pow pow pow pow pow !!!”
“Nooo…. Blah blah … vomiting blood … Blah blah i died!”
“Pow pow pow pow pow !!!! Like hell I will believe that!!!! One trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion punches a seconddd!!!!!”
“AAAAAaaaaaa!!!!! How can you see through my fake deathhh!!! Aaaaaa!!!!”
“Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow !!!!”
“Nooooo!!!!!”
“Pow pow pow pow pow pow !!!”
“Aaaa.. Urrrghhhh .uuuu … Blah blah… vomiting real blood … uahhh… blah blah … i died.”
“No! That’s not your real death neither! Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow!!!”
“AAaaaaaa!!!!! Nooooo!!!!! … Blah blah. … Vomiting blood for real… blah blah… I died”
...
“Hmmmp!!! Now that’s a real death!!”
“Yes!!! Thank you Universeman!!! Universeman Alter is now dead! The Universe is safe!”
“No, not yet my friend! I have one more opponent to beat!”
“Oh no! Who are you going to fight Universeman?”
“It’s my ultimate rival! Arcman!”
“NOOOOOOoooo!!!! Not the legendary ARCMAN!!!”
“Yes, unfortunately. Arcman is the biggest badassest evil in the Universe of Universe! I must defeat him today or everything will be destroyed!”
“Go for it Universeman! Do you-..
...
“WHO DARE SPEAK THE NAME OF MINEEEEEEEEE!”
“Oh no!!!!”
“Aha!!! So you came for me! ARCMAN! Or should I say … Alvafrost!?”
‘What??? How can you know my real name!???”
“I know all stalkers name!!!! And you’re the biggest stalker in the Universe plus one!”
“Oh no! My secret has been found! Then I cannot let you live for another day! Prepare to die!”
“Yes! I will fight you right now after I teleport all these girls to my place for their safety!”
“Noooo!!! Universeman!! We want to fight with you!!!”
“No girls! This guy is very dangerous! Even I, the great Universeman, only have one percent chance of victory when fighting him!”
“Nooo!!! We don’t care! Please let me help you! Use our power!”
“You done talking, Universeman?”
“No! Please wait a second Arcman! I must finish convincing these girls!”
“Alright! You now have five minutes!
“Listen, girls, leave this place immediately! It’s an or-...”
“TIME BENDING! Five minutes is over! Omae wa mou shindeiru !
“What?”
“Pshoww!!! ONE PUNCHHHHHHH!!!!”
“UwahhhhH!!!! Vomiting blood and died!”
“Nooooooooo!!!!! Universemannnnnnn!!!!!!”
“Ha ha ha ha ha! You’re too naive Universeman! Only stupids would fall for that! Now with your death, all your lolis will belong to ME!!!”
“Nooooo!!!! I will not be yours! I belong to Universeman!!!”
“Don’t you girls dare talk back to me! Or I will turn you all to pigs!”
“No…..”
“WOSSSSHHH!H!!!! REGENERATION!!!!!”
“Whatttt? How can you???”
“As long as there are lolis! I can NOT die!!!!”
“WHATT???? How is that even possible???”
“I’m sorry girls, for rejecting your emotions! Now I know your feeling for me is real! Then I cannot let myself lose to this lowly evil!!!”
“Yayyyy!!!!! Universeman!!!!”
“Goood, now please help me girls! For the sake of all lolis in the universe!!!”
“FOR THE SAKE OF ALL LOLIS IN THE UNIVERSEE!!!!!”
“WHAT???? What are you doing!!!!??? What is this shining ball of lightt????”
“It’s the ultimate form of all Loli’s love in the Universe gathered in one place!!! The purest form of Love! The Ultimate energy bomb!!!! And with this, we will destroy you!!!!”
“No! No! It can’t be!!!! The power is too much! Even I, Arcman, cannot take it! No! Stop! Please! STOPPPPP!!!!!”
“You are dead now!!!! Are you ready, girls???”
“YES!!!!!”
“Then hereeeee weeeeee gooooo!!!!!! Say it with me!!!!”
“NOoooooooo!!!!!!”
“UNIVERSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“NOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
“LOLICONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”
“STOPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!”
“BOMMMMMMBBBBBBB!!!!!!”
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOOM!
BOOOOOOOOMMM!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!...
…
“Hah… hah... “
“Universeman?”
“Yes! He’s dead! Arcman is dead!!!!”
“Hoooorayyyyyy!!!!!”
“”Ahahaha!! HA ha ha ha ha!!!! Let’s celerate, girls! Let’s celebrate!!!!”
“Yes!!! We love you Universeman!!! You are so awesome!”
“Aha!!! I know! Now there’s not even a single evil remain in this Universe, I have fulfilled my ultimate goal! To protect all the lolis!”
“Thank you Universeman! Thank you! We will call you onii-chan for life!”
“Haha! PLease do! PLEASE DO!”
“Now, let us kiss you Universeman, as a reward!”
“Woahhh!!! Woah woah woah woah!!!”
“Yes! Let us kiss you! Just this time! O-n-i-i-c-h-a-n!
“Hehe.... Well, just one time, okay?”
“Yes! Onii-chan!”
“Here we gooo! Chuuuuuuuuu~~~~~``”
“O-o-ok! Chuuuuuuu~~~~~....”
“Chuuuuu- …”
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PILLOW, ONII-SAN!???”
“What??? Lily!?? What??? … How?!??
“HENTAI!!”
“Nooooo!!!”
“HENTAI! PERVERT! LOLICON!
“NOOOO!!! Lily!! Nooo!!!”
“You’re the worst!!!”
“Noooooooooooooooooooo……”
…
The end.
