2. The Otherworldly Writer
"Of course not! Each format in which Fush Naemon's work has been published has different characteristics due to the editions they entail, so I had no choice but to read both the digital and physical versions, as well as the author's blog posts and the one he publishes as a web novel. But of course..."
Backing him against the wall, while he wagged his tail even more excitedly, I looked at him angrily.
"You're not Fush Naemon... There's no way you could be him. He's my favorite author, the one I've just drawn inspiration from to become a writer myself. So, say it, retract your words!"
My shouts made Finn stop his excitement, halting his tail and wearing a confused expression. However, it didn't last long; he became even more excited than before.
"You want to become a writer because you liked my work?!"
"It's not your work! No, no, no, no!"
"I-I'm really sorry for scaring you with all this, Emma. I-I've been very busy since I got back from the vet and didn't have time to explain. But please, give me a chance to give you an explanation."
"Never! Just say it, it's not difficult. Say 'I'm sorry, I'm just a talking dog. Of course, I'm not Fush Naemon, woof woof.' Or something like that."
Finn looked me straight in the eyes, tongue slightly out, a spark in his gaze.
"I've got the new volume on my laptop. I can give it to you if you promise not to share it with anyone."
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"Wait... no; it can't be true, you're just lying to me. Liar dog."
"Just let me go to my laptop for a moment, that's all I ask."
Clicking my tongue and feeling my arms grow tired, I let him go, watching him run quickly to his laptop.
My heart was pounding at the news of a new volume, rumored to be released in two months. However, I had the chance to read it right now. But of course, I wouldn't lose anything. After all, he's just a lying dog. It's impossible.
Impossible. Impossible for a dog barely a year and a half old, living confined like a hikikomori along with his owner for over a year, shut away from everyone around.
While I lived my day-to-day life striving to earn a bit more money in my part-time job as an accountant, my dog claimed to be the greatest author in history: Fush Naemon.
It was impossible. Utterly impossible.
"And... sent. I've sent it to your WhatsApp, please take good care of the file; my editor would kill me if they found out about this."
"Don't move. Stay, sit," I ordered my dog, walking backward to leave the room and head to mine, picking up my phone and quickly returning in front of Finn.
Indeed, I had received a new message. An unknown number stood among the messages I ignored from all my relatives, and I proceeded to check the content.
"'Husky Volume 70.pdf... 370 pages.'"
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
"I-If you're Fush Naemon! The only one! My dear Fush! How wonderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrful!"
I quickly shifted positions, pounding the ground with both firm fists.
"BUT HE'S A DOG! MY DOG! MY FUTURE HUSBAND... N-NOOO, NOOOOOOOO, DON'T DISAPPEAR. COME BAAAAAAAAACK..."
I lay sprawled on the floor, watching my dog approach to lick my face.
"Emma, are you okay...?"
"........ Are you really Fush Naemon, aren't you...?"
My dog looked up, nodding, nuzzling against my cheek.
"In the flesh."
"But... how? Why? I don't understand... I'm... exhausted. Surely this is a dream, isn't it?"
"... why would it be?"
In my weary existence, losing every ounce of soul as I still existed, I saw my dog extend his paw to draw a circle on the floor, opening a black portal with stars inside. He stuck his head in and soon pulled out a bottle of water. He closed the strange portal and handed me the drink, leaving me even more perplexed.
That was the other point, what was all that a moment ago? The tongue, identical to the mutation described in Fush's fictional world for venomous dragon tongues, along with all those strange portals and odd beings confined in jars.
That was something I couldn't comprehend. It was enough to ruin my dream in the middle of the night, and now, what does the world have in store for me to understand what I've just seen before my eyes?
Finn, on the other hand, had noticed my confusion and my vacant stare after he pulled the bottle from the portal, so he smiled somewhat nervously.
"T-That...? Well, you see... It's something I learned when I was in the other world. Don't you remember? Um... when did I write that?"
I had never had the chance to do it until this moment, and for the first time in a long while, I was able to stroke him like the puppy he still was.
.......... However.
I couldn't help but see him for what he also was.
My favorite author is resting his head on my lap!!! How thrilling, how thrilling, how thrilling!
Wait, damn it, he's still my dog! Wake up, Emma!
I brought a hand to my face to hide the blush of embarrassment, while Finn took his time to rest peacefully.
"Seriously... both of you are a couple of weirdos..."
I held onto my puppy tightly, looking the demon king in the eyes.
"Say it again, and I'll clean up this whole room, throwing you away with it."
Finn jumped back along with the Doberman, falling to the floor and rolling each on their own.
"P-Please don't do it, I have important unpublished material here. It's my material for the next volumes! I can get rid of it instead, look, look."
Finn pointed his paw at the jar, which started to vanish into the air as the little Doberman tried to escape with all his might.
"Don't leave me here! Save me! Someone! Husky, save me!"
"Stop... If you promise not to disrespect us again, I'll let it pass this time."
"I promise!" exclaimed the demon king in a desperate howl.
The jar regained its color and returned to its original state, causing the Doberman inside it to let out a choked sigh, trembling and falling to the ground, exhausted.
"There's just one more thing to clarify... and after that, we'll decide what to do with all of this," I told my dog, who looked at me, possibly with a lot of doubts crossing his mind.
I took my phone back and began to search on Twitter until I found the previously mentioned tweet.
I stretched my arm towards the puppy, showing him the illustration where he was with the new author of the publishing house, Daisy Norbert.
"Who is she, and why were you two on a date?!"
With an incredulous look, both dogs in the room thought to themselves simultaneously, something I guessed after seeing their expressions.
<<She's... jealous?!>>
The words hung in the air, meanwhile, my mind sank into a whirlwind of confusing emotions and unanswered questions. Why was Daisy Norbert on a date with my dog? What was her connection to all of this?
Finn seemed nervous, his eyes reflecting a mix of discomfort and anxiety. He was about to say something but abruptly stopped, as if fearing the reaction his words might trigger in me.
"Finn? Do you have something to tell me about Daisy?" I asked, trying to stay calm despite the torrent of thoughts overwhelming me.
He hesitated for a moment before responding, "It's complicated, Emma. Daisy is... well, she's the new author I'm working with. She's talented in writing, but our relationship is purely professional."
"Professional? Then why were you on a date?" I retorted, unable to contain the confusion in my voice.
Finn sighed, appearing even more uncomfortable. "It's a misunderstanding. It wasn't actually a date, we were just discussing some ideas for the next series of books. You shouldn't worry about that."
"So...!"
I planted my foot firmly in front of them, furrowing my brow without noticing the blush on my cheeks.
"Tell her to come here right now, and let's discuss altogether how to make money from the novels in the same way!"
..............
<<Eh?!>> both dogs thought, simultaneously once again.